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thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 2 2004, 01:53 AM)

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This is one of my favourites....
Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring
Before you the name of an eminent king.



Answer: Is it DAVID

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ps: I like mowo's answer better I think I got it wrong sad.gif
mowo
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What have I got in my pocket....


Is it the stale uneaten crust of an egg mayonnaise sandwich?
thebarman
QUOTE (mowo @ Apr 2 2004, 09:42 AM)
Is it the stale uneaten crust of an egg mayonnaise sandwich?

There's always one...




Until I am measured
I am not known,
Yet how you miss me
When I have flown

What am I?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (mowo @ Apr 2 2004, 04:42 AM)
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What have I got in my pocket....


Is it the stale uneaten crust of an egg mayonnaise sandwich?

Lint? laugh.gif

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Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 2 2004, 04:07 AM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 2 2004, 06:37 AM)
Q. It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time. What is this object?


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I'm back again, and that is a ring!

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What have I got in my pocket....


And so is that tongue.gif

thumbsup.gif barman

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Until I am measured
I am not known,
Yet how you miss me
When I have flown

What am I?


Answer: time

~
Question:
I drive men mad
For love of me,
Easily beaten,
Never free.

What am I?

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thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 2 2004, 02:55 PM)
Question:
I drive men mad
For love of me,
Easily beaten,
Never free.

What am I?

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I'm not positive but I think it's gold?

Speaking from personal experience wink2.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 2 2004, 10:07 AM)
I'm not positive but I think it's gold?

Speaking from personal experience wink2.gif

Right on thumbsup.gif


Question:

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

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thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 2 2004, 03:14 PM)
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

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Easy one, a coffin
thebarman
Here's a more challenging one.....

A hundred and one
by fifty divide,
And if a cipher
is rightly applied,
The answer is one from nine
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 2 2004, 10:21 AM)
Here's a more challenging one.....

A hundred and one
by fifty divide,
And if a cipher
is rightly applied,
The answer is one from nine

Answer:

CLIO
a hundred = C,
one = I,
by fifty divide = L (between them)
cipher rightly applied = O (add zero to right)
one from nine = CLIO, one of the nine muses.

Question:

My first is high,
My second damp,
My whole a tie,
A writer's cramp.

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thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 2 2004, 03:25 PM)
Question:

My first is high,
My second damp,
My whole a tie,
A writer's cramp.

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Hyphen. The first two lines yield high-fen. A hyphen is used by a writer to tie (or cramp) two words together

and well done for finding the exact same riddle website as me and posting the one above it wink2.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 2 2004, 10:29 AM)
Hyphen. The first two lines yield high-fen. A hyphen is used by a writer to tie (or cramp) two words together

and well done for finding the exact same riddle website as me and posting the one above it  wink2.gif

Just what I was thinking, Barman! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


I don't know if this is a riddle but at least you wont find the answer on a riddle page...

Justify how a DS0- DS1- DS3 can be explained by beer. whistling2.gif

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thebarman
lol, you forget, I'm a barman with a broadband computer...

I'm not too certain about it to be honest, but it's something to do with DS0 being 64Kbps, DS1 being 1.544Mbps and DS3 being 44.736Mbps.

The relationship between this and beer is that if you imagine DS0 is one can of beer, then DS1 is a crate of 24 beers and DS3 is a truck containing 28 crates, or 672 beer cans.

am I on the right lines, it's all a bit too techy for me....
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 2 2004, 10:54 AM)
lol, you forget, I'm a barman with a broadband computer...

I'm not too certain about it to be honest, but it's something to do with DS0 being 64Kbps, DS1 being 1.544Mbps and DS3 being 44.736Mbps.

The relationship between this and beer is that if you imagine DS0 is one can of beer, then DS1 is a crate of 24 beers and DS3 is a truck containing 28 crates, or 672 beer cans.


I never really understood it until I heard that analogy. rolleyes.gif

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am I on the right lines, it's all a bit too techy for me....


My apologies, I forgot that you are theBarman original.gif

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thebarman
No need to apologise, you are of course, the offspring of several celestial bodies and far wiser than I wink2.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
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I am glad that you finally realised it Barman! tongue.gif

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Scorpius
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 2 2004, 11:49 AM)
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I am glad that you finally realised it Barman! tongue.gif

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Where's the riddle? Is the answer Barman? blink.gif grin2.gif

I'll make one up on the top of my head...

I am well informed as a flashy one, but I dislike being burned.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
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I am well informed as a flashy one, but I dislike being burned.


A cd?
Scorpius
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 4 2004, 06:47 PM)
A cd?

Either your psychic or highly-intelligent. ohmy.gif
Yea that's right.

I'll give another one, on the top of my head lets see...and riddle issss:

I am never late, and neither on time. What am I? whistling2.gif
Potholer
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 6 2004, 03:23 AM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 4 2004, 06:47 PM)
A cd?

Either your psychic or highly-intelligent. ohmy.gif
Yea that's right.

I'll give another one, on the top of my head lets see...and riddle issss:

I am never late, and neither on time. What am I? whistling2.gif

A. You're early! rolleyes.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 5 2004, 10:23 PM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 4 2004, 06:47 PM)
A cd?

Either your psychic or highly-intelligent. ohmy.gif

I had to re-read your post I thought you called me psycotic ...

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Yea that's right.


I had to think about the riddle for 2 days!

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thebarman
Well if we're making our own up...


I am the longest word
A mile from end to end
Surrounded by sulphur
A grin to you I send
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 6 2004, 07:51 AM)
Well if we're making our own up...


I am the longest word
A mile from end to end
Surrounded by sulphur
A grin to you I send


still thinking, thinking, thinking.... wacko.gif
Potholer
Ok, here'sv an easey one for all you Riddle Geniuses original.gif

Four grey trees and a snake
What amI?

Gah, yesterday when I read it it sooo didn't sound that easy...

Oh well, enjoy original.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Potholer @ Apr 7 2004, 06:47 PM)
Ok, here'sv an easey one for all you Riddle Geniuses original.gif

Four grey trees and a snake
What amI?

Gah, yesterday when I read it it sooo didn't sound that easy...

Oh well, enjoy original.gif


user posted image

An elephant!
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Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 6 2004, 07:51 AM)
Well if we're making our own up...


I am the longest word
A mile from end to end
Surrounded by sulphur
A grin to you I send


A. SMILE tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif

Q. Though I exist alone, there are often many of us interconnected like the threads of a web. If I am worn, there is an expression that indicates you should not leave me. A man with a name meaning something like 'knowledgeable one' once said that I was number four of a certain set, & had less than ten folds. What am I?

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thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 8 2004, 06:11 AM)
A. SMILE tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif

I was looking for the plural SMILES but that will do, well done thumbsup.gif


.....still thinking about yours huh.gif
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 8 2004, 06:11 AM)
Q. Though I exist alone, there are often many of us interconnected like the threads of a web. If I am worn, there is an expression that indicates you should not leave me. A man with a name meaning something like 'knowledgeable one' once said that I was number four of a certain set, & had less than ten folds. What am I?

A: The eightfold path, the fourth of Budha's Four Noble Truths

Q:

To no ones house I have not been,
Hardly noticed always seen,
Sometimes I'm thin sometimes I'm wide,
I wont come in I like outside.
Potholer
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 8 2004, 12:56 AM)
QUOTE (Potholer @ Apr 7 2004, 06:47 PM)
Ok, here'sv an easey one for all you Riddle Geniuses original.gif

Four grey trees and a snake
What amI?

Gah, yesterday when I read it it sooo didn't sound that easy...

Oh well, enjoy original.gif


user posted image

An elephant!
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*high five* well done
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 8 2004, 01:11 AM)


A. SMILE tongue.gif  tongue.gif  tongue.gif


oops I meant

SMILES

...and for my riddle path is the correct answer thumbsup.gif thumbsup.gif

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*high five* well done


Back at you Potholer original.gif original.gif original.gif
Scorpius
QUOTE (Potholer @ Apr 5 2004, 11:11 PM)
A. You're early! rolleyes.gif

You are right. I'm guessing that you've already heard this or this was way too easy... rolleyes.gif
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QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 8 2004, 03:48 AM)
Q:

To no ones house I have not been,
Hardly noticed always seen,
Sometimes I'm thin sometimes I'm wide,
I wont come in I like outside.


A: A Welcome Door Mat...

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My riddle:
I am a cycle throughout the days,
quenching the thirst of nature, and
yet too much of me will kill you.
Potholer
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 9 2004, 08:06 AM)

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My riddle:
I am a cycle throughout the days,
quenching the thirst of nature, and
yet too much of me will kill you.

Yay! Another I can do!

Carbon dioxide?

QUOTE
QUOTE (Potholer @ Apr 5 2004, 11:11 PM)
A. You're early!



You are right. I'm guessing that you've already heard this or this was way too easy...


Nah, twas a guess that I really honestly thought would be wrong. Wahaa!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Q. What question can you never answer "yes" to?

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<bleeding_heart>
Are you asleep?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
I can't answer that, I'm asleep laugh.gif

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Scorpius
QUOTE (Potholer @ Apr 9 2004, 02:11 AM)
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion)
My riddle:
I am a cycle throughout the days,
quenching the thirst of nature, and
yet too much of me will kill you.

Yay! Another I can do!

Carbon dioxide?

Sorry, that's incorrect. "Close but no cigar"

My Third Riddle:
I send messages far and wide;
yet I must do so with assistance.
I am one who you may confide,
but I do not show any proficience.

What am I?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 9 2004, 03:05 PM)

My Third Riddle:
I send messages far and wide;
yet I must do so with assistance.
I am one who you may confide,
but I do not show any proficience.

What am I?

A telegraph original.gif original.gif original.gif

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Daughter of the Nine Moons

At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 9 2004, 03:06 AM)
My riddle:
I am a cycle throughout the days,
quenching the thirst of nature, and
yet too much of me will kill you.

Ultra violet rays?
Scorpius
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons)
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 9 2004, 03:06 AM)

My riddle:
I am a cycle throughout the days,
quenching the thirst of nature, and
yet too much of me will kill you. 


Ultra violet rays?


QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 9 2004, 07:50 PM)
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 9 2004, 03:05 PM)

My Third Riddle:
I send messages far and wide;
yet I must do so with assistance.
I am one who you may confide,
but I do not show any proficience.

What am I?

A telegraph

Sorry both incorrect

Did you want me to give the answers to my riddles? Or did you want to keep guessing?

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My Fourth Riddle:
I am a wild spark,
yet my destination is set.
At the end of the road,
will you meet my destruction.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
keep guessing....thinking, thinking, thinking.... dontgetit.gif

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Potholer
Ok, so I've gotten a little help from my sister this time. Lets hope shes better at these than I am


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My riddle:
I am a cycle throughout the days,
quenching the thirst of nature, and
yet too much of me will kill you. 


the sun or water? (do I have to chose?)

QUOTE
I send messages far and wide;
yet I must do so with assistance.
I am one who you may confide,
but I do not show any proficience.

What am I?


the post?

QUOTE
I am a wild spark,
yet my destination is set.
At the end of the road,
will you meet my destruction.


and this one could be meteor


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Potholer
Scorpius
QUOTE
QUOTE

My riddle:
I am a cycle throughout the days,
quenching the thirst of nature, and
yet too much of me will kill you. 


the sun or water? (do I have to chose?)


I guess not, since you've already narrowed it down. Your choice of water is correct. thumbsup.gif I think you were thinking more out of the box with sun.

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I send messages far and wide;
yet I must do so with assistance.
I am one who you may confide,
but I do not show any proficience.

the post?


The post? as in what post? Sorry got me confused... wacko.gif

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QUOTE
I am a wild spark,
yet my destination is set.
At the end of the road,
will you meet my destruction.


and this one could be meteor


It could be a meteor Potholer, but I wasn't thinking that. tongue.gif grin2.gif
Incorrect, Try Again.
Potholer
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 11 2004, 09:08 PM)

QUOTE
QUOTE
I send messages far and wide;
yet I must do so with assistance.
I am one who you may confide,
but I do not show any proficience.

the post?


The post? as in what post? Sorry got me confused... wacko.gif


Sorry, as in the mail post that send letters and packages and things
thebarman
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 9 2004, 08:06 AM)
To no ones house I have not been,
Hardly noticed always seen,
Sometimes I'm thin sometimes I'm wide,
I wont come in I like outside.[/QUOTE]

A: A Welcome Door Mat...

That would work but that's not what I was thinking...
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 10 2004, 04:46 AM)
At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen.

The stars
thebarman
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 10 2004, 08:09 PM)
My Fourth Riddle:
I am a wild spark,
yet my destination is set.
At the end of the road,
will you meet my destruction.

A: A spark of inspiration?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 13 2004, 05:52 AM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 10 2004, 04:46 AM)
At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen.

The stars


right on thumbsup.gif thumbsup.gif


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Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 13 2004, 05:52 AM)
[QUOTE=Blue-Scorpion,Apr 9 2004, 08:06 AM] To no ones house I have not been,
Hardly noticed always seen,
Sometimes I'm thin sometimes I'm wide,
I wont come in I like outside.[/QUOTE]

A: A Welcome Door Mat...
[/QUOTE]
That would work but that's not what I was thinking...

How about windows?

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thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 13 2004, 01:21 PM)
How about windows?

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Nope, sorry. Doormat was a closer answer but then not everyone has a mat outside...
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