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who can you not say hi to at the airport.


Also which city offical do you not mind paying as long as he doesn't have to do his job.

2. The fireman?

very good.



No guesses on the first on?

jack

Ohhhhhhhhh! Definitely don't want to say hello to Jack!

I was thinking of a person with a occupation at the airport, never thought it would be a name.

heres one!

Long Legs,Bandy Thighs,
A little head,and no eyes

---what am i?

a spider

heres my riddle
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

The maid because there was no mail on sunday?

I would think they were skydiving and the one whos backpack is open lived cause his parachute opened and the one with the closed parachute died.....ok...well if its just a plain back pack then the guy with the open one is dead cause the one with the closed pack stole his stuff to survive.

I live without food, stand without leg, wound without force, and yet I am harder to fight than to kill. What am I?

Is it Love?

Nope

Keep Thinking

Is it Pride? Am I even close? lol...???

Hate

No and No
Give it more time, really mull this one over.

You really got me on this one....I dont think I will get it no matter how much I think about it. hmmmmm.....I hope you will put us out of our misery soon! lol

The answer is Time.

Sneaky...lol..."give it more time"....thats good! I liked that one. Okay...try to get this....

You can keep it only after giving it away to someone else. What is it?

Your word or a promise

The poor have it, the rich want it, but, if you were to eat it you would surely die.

Its Nothing.

I have one
You have one
Your mother uses your father's one
A married lady would possess one
A divorced lady would loose her one
A Pope doesn't use his one
Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one
Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one
Lord Krishna had a long-long one
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Indian usually have long ones
Do you have one?
How long is your one?
Which one is your preferred one?

A last name.

After death you arrive at the gate of heaven and hell where two eternal guardians reside. Neither is watching a particular gate. One of the gate leads to heaven, the other to hell. The only thing you know is that one of the guardian is always lying and the other always telling the truth. You can only ask a single question and you can only ask a single guard that question.

What do you ask?

I cant think of an answer that would make sense. The one who lies will most likely show you the door to hell but if you ask the one who tells the truth they will show you the correct door. If I go on I will make myself confused...lol....so what is the answer?


What stinks while living, but in death, smells good?

You must ask one guard the question: If I ask the other guard if this gate leads to heaven will he say yes?
If you are pointing at the heaven gate your response from either guard will be no and if you pointed at the hell gate your response from either guard would be yes.

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.

In marble walls as white as milk
Lined with skin as soft as silk
Within a fountain crystal clear
A golden apple doth appear.
No doors you'll find to this stronghold
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.

What is it?

Egg?

RIGHT Juupy froot. Wow, I'm impressed. That one took me a long time.

I've heard that egg one before... I thought it was in a book or something...

Anyway, I have one!


Two words, my answer is only two words.
To keep me, you must give me.

your word or a promise

Yup, very nice Mindfire!

The Shadow knows!

>.> I've seen a variation of this, and I'm sorry if it has been asked already:

There are two dogs sitting on a porch - one dog is fat and one is thin.
The little dog is the son of the fat dog, but the fat dog is not the father of the thin dog.
Can you explain?

Yes a Shadow is correct!

The fat dog is the thin dogs mom.

What is it that we throw away the outside . . . .
Cook the inside . . . .
Eat the outside . . . .
And throw away the inside?

Corn! Do you know how long I had to think about that! lol....I think I ran through every fruit and veggie I could think of! lol


Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

He weighs meat? o.o

A kinda logic based one now:

There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.

How many ducks are there [minimum]?

Yes! Meat is what he weighs......and there are 4 ducks minimum.


What ends everything always?

The letter 'g'?
[When in doubt, I always refer to the letter XD]


My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.

What am I?

Pick me pick me! I know! lol.....its a candle.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves....Why?

Darn it... You got me with one that I can't answer by looking AT the riddle, huh?
*scoots slowly backwards and awaits an answer from someone else*
>.>

Would you like me to give you the answer Kagit?

What a nice thought, but I'm sure there is someone out there who has the answer =P
It's probably something pretty basic, and obvious, and just not stated in the riddle... [not my riddle forte >.>]
Don't answer it, someone will tomorrow I bet But thanks anyway!

me thinks he had the hiccups..


What is the begining of the end, the center of a dream, the end of existence, and all three in between?..





-UC

The letter e.

Two brothers are we, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed. Yet this I will say - we are full all the day, and empty when we go to rest. What are we?

Closest thing I can come up with are hot air balloons, but I don't know how that would include the "two brothers" part...

Your thinking would be correct!

Shoes! hahahaha.....that was fun to figure out cause my mom has such a potty mouth...she was wrong thats all I will say. lol



I am sometimes strong and sometimes weak, but I am nobody's fool. For there is no language that I cannot speak, though I never went to school. What am I?