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Daughter of the Nine Moons
porch?
Scorpius
QUOTE (Potholer @ Apr 11 2004, 05:46 PM)

QUOTE
QUOTE
I send messages far and wide;
yet I must do so with assistance.
I am one who you may confide,
but I do not show any proficience.

the post?


Sorry, as in the mail post that send letters and packages and things

I was thinking envelopes, but you've got the general idea. Since they all work. thumbsup.gif

QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 13 2004, 06:54 AM)
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 10 2004, 08:09 PM)

My Fourth Riddle:
I am a wild spark,
yet my destination is set.
At the end of the road,
will you meet my destruction. 


A: A spark of inspiration?


Good guess, very symbolic, but too symbolic... whistling2.gif Try again.
Scorpius
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 13 2004, 04:52 AM)
[QUOTE=Blue-Scorpion,Apr 9 2004, 08:06 AM] To no ones house I have not been,
Hardly noticed always seen,
Sometimes I'm thin sometimes I'm wide,
I wont come in I like outside.[/QUOTE]

A: A Welcome Door Mat...
[/QUOTE]
That would work but that's not what I was thinking...

Not a doormat. Hmmm....
.......A Mail Box?

=================
My Next Riddle:
I am words
not yet heard,
although one's own mind
can hear them.

My next Riddle after that:
I can send you a breeze
or a constant gust of wind,
yet it is you who may control me.
Potholer
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 14 2004, 05:10 AM)
=================
My Next Riddle:
I am words
not yet heard,
although one's own mind
can hear them.

Thoughts?

QUOTE

My next Riddle after that:
I can send you a breeze
or a constant gust of wind,
yet it is you who may control me.


Breath?
thebarman
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 14 2004, 05:10 AM)
[QUOTE=thebarman,Apr 13 2004, 04:52 AM] [QUOTE=Blue-Scorpion,Apr 9 2004, 08:06 AM] To no ones house I have not been,
Hardly noticed always seen,
Sometimes I'm thin sometimes I'm wide,
I wont come in I like outside.[/QUOTE]

A: A Welcome Door Mat...
[/QUOTE]
That would work but that's not what I was thinking... [/QUOTE]
Not a doormat. Hmmm....
.......A Mail Box?

Nope, not a mail box, the doormat was closer....
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 13 2004, 01:05 PM)
porch?

A porch?
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 14 2004, 02:11 PM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 13 2004, 01:05 PM)
porch?

A porch?

Nope not a porch either, go back to the original posting of the riddle and read the rest of the post, that should give you a clue.... wink2.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 14 2004, 09:28 AM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 14 2004, 02:11 PM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 13 2004, 01:05 PM)
porch?

A porch?

Nope not a porch either, go back to the original posting of the riddle and read the rest of the post, that should give you a clue.... wink2.gif

The path /walkway.... very tricksy thebarman! I love the way you think original.gif thumbsup.gif
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 14 2004, 03:14 PM)
The path /walkway.... very tricksy thebarman! I love the way you think original.gif thumbsup.gif

wayhay well done and thankyou Dot9M thumbsup.gif
thebarman
Let's have another one...

Tonight I think I'll be your friend
But I'll torture you tomorrow!
Trust in me when feeling down
But too much, and I'll bring you sorrow.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 14 2004, 11:39 AM)
Let's have another one...

Tonight I think I'll be your friend
But I'll torture you tomorrow!
Trust in me when feeling down
But too much, and I'll bring you sorrow.

Vodka laugh.gif

Dot9M

or Tequila, or whisky...especially Jamison's Finest laugh.gif
babyforrest
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 14 2004, 11:39 AM)
Let's have another one...

Tonight I think I'll be your friend
But I'll torture you tomorrow!
Trust in me when feeling down
But too much, and I'll bring you sorrow.

Alcohol!
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 14 2004, 04:41 PM)
Vodka laugh.gif

Dot9M

or Tequila, or whisky...especially Jamison's Finest  laugh.gif


QUOTE
Alcohol!


Wow, you two are quick off the mark, well done to you both thumbsup.gif

(If I wasn't a barman would that riddle have been harder? tongue.gif )
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 14 2004, 11:43 AM)
Wow, you two are quick off the mark, well done to you both thumbsup.gif

(If I wasn't a barman would that riddle have been harder? tongue.gif )

Nope... drinking's a national pastime for Canadaian girls don't you know. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 14 2004, 05:16 PM)
Nope... drinking's a national pastime for Canadaian girls don't you know. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

*sound of bags being packed and plane ticket to Canada being booked*

laugh.gif I should have guessed though, half my girlfriends family are from Canada and she likes to have one or two at the weekend (or maybe three wink2.gif )

(ok four tongue.gif )





(ok ok, seventeen ohmy.gif )
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 14 2004, 12:21 PM)
(ok ok, seventeen ohmy.gif )

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Q. I know a word of letters three.
Add two, and fewer there will be.

Dot9M original.gif
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 14 2004, 05:27 PM)
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 14 2004, 12:21 PM)
(ok ok, seventeen ohmy.gif )

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Q. I know a word of letters three.
Add two, and fewer there will be.

Dot9M original.gif

A: Few, I think we had this already? huh.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 14 2004, 12:30 PM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 14 2004, 05:27 PM)
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 14 2004, 12:21 PM)
(ok ok, seventeen ohmy.gif )

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Q. I know a word of letters three.
Add two, and fewer there will be.

Dot9M original.gif

A: Few, I think we had this already? huh.gif

Ooops! ohmy.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

Dot9M
Scorpius
QUOTE (Potholer @ Apr 14 2004, 06:10 AM)
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 14 2004, 05:10 AM)

My Next Riddle:
I am words
not yet heard,
although one's own mind
can hear them.


Thoughts?

thumbsup.gif Right on the money! thumbsup.gif

QUOTE (Potholer)
QUOTE

My next Riddle after that:
I can send you a breeze
or a constant gust of wind,
yet it is you who may control me.


Breath?


You're getting there... Try Again.

======
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted @ 2004, 02:48 PM)
I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.


A spirit?
Scorpius
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 14 2004, 06:18 AM)
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 13 2004, 04:52 AM)
To no ones house I have not been,
Hardly noticed always seen,
Sometimes I'm thin sometimes I'm wide,
I wont come in I like outside.


Nope, not a mail box, the doormat was closer....

The Front Door?

===
Another Riddle for Thee:
I bring you music
and many voices.
I am a technological messenger,
and never a sender.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 14 2004, 07:12 PM)
A spirit?

nope!

QUOTE (Potholer)
QUOTE

My next Riddle after that:
I can send you a breeze
or a constant gust of wind,
yet it is you who may control me.


Breath?


sneeze?

QUOTE
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 13 2004, 04:52 AM)
To no ones house I have not been,
Hardly noticed always seen,
Sometimes I'm thin sometimes I'm wide,
I wont come in I like outside.


the answer was path.. see page 11 in the thread

Dot9M original.gif

Scorpius
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 14 2004, 06:47 PM)
QUOTE (Potholer)
QUOTE

My next Riddle after that:
I can send you a breeze
or a constant gust of wind,
yet it is you who may control me.


Breath?


sneeze?

Um, Think more out of the box, with this riddle of mine. whistling2.gif Try Again.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Is it a stinky answer?
.
.
.
.
.
That's about as out of the box as I can get grin2.gif
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 14 2004, 08:48 PM)
I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

Dot9M

A: Is it tomorrow?
thebarman
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 15 2004, 12:22 AM)
I bring you music
and many voices.
I am a technological messenger,
and never a sender.

A walkman?
thebarman
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 15 2004, 12:12 AM)
I can send you a breeze
or a constant gust of wind,
yet it is you who may control me

Um, Think more out of the box, with this riddle of mine. Try Again.

Out of the box...mmmm

how about... Imagination?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 15 2004, 05:01 AM)
A: Is it tomorrow?

Right on! thumbsup.gif

Riddle:

Runs over fields and woods all day
Under the bed at night sits not alone,
With long tongue hanging out,
A-waiting for a bone.
Potholer
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 15 2004, 11:47 AM)
Riddle:

Runs over fields and woods all day
Under the bed at night sits not alone,
With long tongue hanging out,
A-waiting for a bone.

A dog?
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 15 2004, 11:47 AM)
Runs over fields and woods all day
Under the bed at night sits not alone,
With long tongue hanging out,
A-waiting for a bone.

I was still used to "thinking outside the box" and I had all these sunlight running over fields, darkness under the bed ideas going through my head before I realised...

it's a shoe!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 15 2004, 07:27 AM)
I was still used to "thinking outside the box" and I had all these sunlight running over fields, darkness under the bed ideas going through my head before I realised...

it's a shoe!

laugh.gif You're a hoot! laugh.gif

shoe is correct!

Riddle:There was a green house.
Inside the green house there was a white house
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

Dot9M original.gif
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 15 2004, 01:29 PM)
There was a green house.
Inside the green house there was a white house
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

Either:

1: A very colourful maternity ward in a hospital

2: A watermelon
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 15 2004, 08:41 AM)
Either:

1: A very colourful maternity ward in a hospital

2: A watermelon

I accept both as correct answers! grin2.gif
thebarman
It happened towards the end of the 19th century,
Again around the middle of the 20th century
But wont happen again for over 4000 years.

What happened?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 15 2004, 05:02 AM)
QUOTE (Blue-Scorpion @ Apr 15 2004, 12:22 AM)
I bring you music
and many voices.
I am a technological messenger,
and never a sender.

A walkman?

a cd?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Riddle:

If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork in the bottle's opening, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?

Dot9M original.gif
Potholer
Here's one original.gif

When I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Each wife had seven sacks
Each sack had seven kits

How many were going to St Ives?
Potholer
Oh and another!

What gets wetter as it dries?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE
How many were going to St Ives?


one original.gif
Potholer
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 16 2004, 04:55 AM)
QUOTE
How many were going to St Ives?


one original.gif

Well done thumbsup.gif original.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Potholer @ Apr 15 2004, 11:51 PM)
What gets wetter as it dries?

a towel original.gif

thebarman, I'm still thinking about yours- Dot9M
Potholer
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 16 2004, 05:04 AM)
QUOTE (Potholer @ Apr 15 2004, 11:51 PM)
What gets wetter as it dries?

a towel original.gif

*high five* Haha. You got it. original.gif
Potholer
Here's another original.gif

My first is in fish and also in chips, my second is in mouth but not in lips, my third is in ache but not in pain, my fourth is my third all over again, my fifth is in pupil, but not in class, my whole is a beast that feeds on grass

Fairly easy but there you go

original.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
the letter h original.gif

try mine

QUOTE
Riddle:
If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork in the bottle's opening, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?
Potholer
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 16 2004, 05:21 AM)
the letter h original.gif

try mine

QUOTE
Riddle:
If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork in the bottle's opening, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?

for mine you're looking for a whole word. Try agian! Work it through original.gif

Hmm. And yours? *ponders* *cough consults the net cough*

Push the cork in the bottle and shake out the coin?

original.gif
Potholer
What keys can't you put in a lock?
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 16 2004, 04:40 AM)
Riddle:

If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork in the bottle's opening, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?

Dot9M original.gif

A: Push the cork all the way in to the bottle and shake out the coin
thebarman
QUOTE (Potholer @ Apr 16 2004, 05:50 AM)
What keys can't you put in a lock?

A: The keys on a piano
thebarman
QUOTE (Potholer @ Apr 16 2004, 05:16 AM)
Here's another original.gif

My first is in fish and also in chips, my second is in mouth but not in lips, my third is in ache but not in pain, my fourth is my third all over again, my fifth is in pupil, but not in class, my whole is a beast that feeds on grass

Fairly easy but there you go

original.gif

A: Sheep
thebarman
Right, I think that's all the outstanding one's on the board done, but no one even bothered to guess at mine so here it is again...

It happened towards the end of the 19th century,
Again around the middle of the 20th century
But wont happen again for over 4000 years.

What happened?


ps: In the interests of making it a bit harder, try altering the wording of your riddle slightly so you can't simply plug it into 'Google' and get the answer thumbsup.gif
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