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Britannica
Here's another one...

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?

come on guys...why wont you answer my riddles? A slice of chocolate cake for whoever solves the traveller one grin2.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Britannica @ Apr 29 2004, 02:14 PM)
OK, the barman asked for a clue about the traveller:

A traveller starts a journey. For the first week he goes east. The second he goes in all directions. The third he flies up into the sky. In the fourth he comes back down. Who is the traveller?

We have all met the traveller, one way or another, every day. We all need the traveller. The traveller changes over the course of his journey.

I know thats not the best of clues but I dont want to make it too obvious...

The letter "E" ?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Britannica @ Apr 30 2004, 11:52 AM)
No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?


*mmm, I love chocolate cake!

You are fire! original.gif
Britannica
no...keep trying! You so deserve that chocolate cake! tongue.gif
Britannica
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 30 2004, 05:51 PM)
You are fire! original.gif

yes! well done! laugh.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, for what is beyond is what they seek.
What am I?

~

I am mostly seen outside
I stretch above you, towards the sky
I am wet, yet I am dry
Can you tell me
What am I?
Britannica
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 30 2004, 05:53 PM)
Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, for what is beyond is what they seek.
What am I?


A window?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Britannica @ Apr 30 2004, 12:54 PM)

A window?

Right on thumbsup.gif
Britannica
wow...that was a lucky guess!
what do i win?

~ gallops round like excited puppy~ grin2.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Britannica @ Apr 30 2004, 01:04 PM)
wow...that was a lucky guess!
what do i win?

~ gallops round like excited puppy~ grin2.gif

* a toffee for you user posted image

try this one

A dagger thrust at my own heart
Dictates the way I'm swayed
Left I stand, and right I yield
To the twisting of the blade.
What am I?

and this one

QUOTE
I am mostly seen outside
I stretch above you, towards the sky
I am wet, yet I am dry
Can you tell me
What am I?

Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Britannica @ Apr 30 2004, 12:52 PM)
no...keep trying! You so deserve that chocolate cake! tongue.gif

crying.gif sad.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Rearrange the following letters to make just one word.

USTOODWERNJ

* hehehe
Snowbaby
Never resting, never still.
Moving silently from hill to hill.
It does not walk, run or trot,
All is cool where it is not.

What is it?

Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE
Never resting, never still.
Moving silently from hill to hill.
It does not walk, run or trot,
All is cool where it is not.

What is it?



Sunshine original.gif
Snowbaby
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 1 2004, 01:52 AM)
QUOTE
Never resting, never still.
Moving silently from hill to hill.
It does not walk, run or trot,
All is cool where it is not.

What is it?



Sunshine original.gif

well done dot9m

thumbsup.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Britannica @ Apr 29 2004, 02:14 PM)
OK, the barman asked for a clue about the traveller:

A traveller starts a journey. For the first week he goes east. The second he goes in all directions. The third he flies up into the sky. In the fourth he comes back down. Who is the traveller?

We have all met the traveller, one way or another, every day. We all need the traveller. The traveller changes over the course of his journey.

I know thats not the best of clues but I dont want to make it too obvious...

Britannica, Is your answer related to weather?

Dot9M original.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 2 2004, 08:38 PM)
QUOTE (Britannica @ Apr 29 2004, 02:14 PM)
OK, the barman asked for a clue about the traveller:

A traveller starts a journey. For the first week he goes east. The second he goes in all directions. The third he flies up into the sky. In the fourth he comes back down. Who is the traveller?

We have all met the traveller, one way or another, every day. We all need the traveller. The traveller changes over the course of his journey.

I know thats not the best of clues but I dont want to make it too obvious...

Britannica, Is your answer related to weather?

Dot9M original.gif

Is it the tide?

Dot9M
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 30 2004, 06:13 PM)
Rearrange the following letters to make just one word.

USTOODWERNJ

* hehehe

USTOODWERNJ= JUST ONE WORD
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 30 2004, 05:53 PM)
I am mostly seen outside
I stretch above you, towards the sky
I am wet, yet I am dry
Can you tell me
What am I?

You are an umbrella, and today I wish I had one because I'm wet huh.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE
You are an umbrella, and today I wish I had one because I'm wet 


QUOTE
USTOODWERNJ= JUST ONE WORD


Excellent work thebarman thumbsup.gif

How about my last one original.gif

A dagger thrust at my own heart
Dictates the way I'm swayed
Left I stand, and right I yield
To the twisting of the blade.
What am I?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ May 4 2004, 04:38 AM)
You are an umbrella, and today I wish I had one because I'm wet  huh.gif

Here you go, for later.
user posted image

but you might want to use this now laugh.gif
user posted image
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 4 2004, 09:40 AM)
A dagger thrust at my own heart
Dictates the way I'm swayed
Left I stand, and right I yield
To the twisting of the blade.
What am I?

Oops missed that one,

I think that's a Lock

ps: cheers Dot9M thumbsup.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Right on thumbsup.gif
thebarman
Two fathers and two sons went hunting,
between them they shot dead a fox, a hare and a deer
but each one of them killed an animal

How is this possible?


Disclaimer: I in no way support, condone or endorse the slaughter of teeny tiny animals in the vain attempt that doing so will enable you to solve this riddle
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ May 4 2004, 11:20 AM)
Two fathers and two sons went hunting,
between them they shot dead a fox, a hare and a deer
but each one of them killed an animal

How is this possible?


Disclaimer: I in no way support, condone or endorse the slaughter of teeny tiny animals in the vain attempt that doing so will enable you to solve this riddle

son, father, grandfather.... too easy

Dot9M
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 4 2004, 04:25 PM)
son, father, grandfather.... too easy

Dot9M

You're right, far too simple a riddle considering the standard that has been set so far, I'll do better next time, promise tongue.gif
Britannica
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 3 2004, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 2 2004, 08:38 PM)
QUOTE (Britannica @ Apr 29 2004, 02:14 PM)
OK, the barman asked for a clue about the traveller:

A traveller starts a journey. For the first week he goes east. The second he goes in all directions. The third he flies up into the sky. In the fourth he comes back down. Who is the traveller?

We have all met the traveller, one way or another, every day. We all need the traveller. The traveller changes over the course of his journey.

I know thats not the best of clues but I dont want to make it too obvious...

Britannica, Is your answer related to weather?

Dot9M original.gif

Is it the tide?

Dot9M

It's not the tide original.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Britannica @ May 4 2004, 01:46 PM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 3 2004, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 2 2004, 08:38 PM)
QUOTE (Britannica @ Apr 29 2004, 02:14 PM)
OK, the barman asked for a clue about the traveller:

A traveller starts a journey. For the first week he goes east. The second he goes in all directions. The third he flies up into the sky. In the fourth he comes back down. Who is the traveller?

We have all met the traveller, one way or another, every day. We all need the traveller. The traveller changes over the course of his journey.

I know thats not the best of clues but I dont want to make it too obvious...

Britannica, Is your answer related to weather?

Dot9M original.gif

Is it the tide?

Dot9M

It's not the tide original.gif

*she bangs her head against a wall crying.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE

It's not the tide  original.gif

*she bangs her head against a wall crying.gif


30 men with ladies two
Gathered for a festive do.
Dressed quite formal, black and white,
Yet movement turned to nasty fight.
What's going on?

Dot9M
original.gif
Potholer
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 6 2004, 08:38 AM)

30 men with ladies two
Gathered for a festive do.
Dressed quite formal, black and white,
Yet movement turned to nasty fight.
What's going on?

Dot9M
original.gif

A game of chess original.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
That was quick! Good work Potholer thumbsup.gif
thebarman
Three cowboys are fighting together in a field.

The first one, John, is a good shooter, he kills his target 2/3 of the time, and miss one third of the time.
The second, Slim, is an average shooter, whose chances to kill and miss or even. The third, Bob, is a poor shooter, he only kills his target 1/3 of the time.

They look at one another in silence... sweat starts pouring down their faces...

They shoot in rounds. One shot per round. They always shoot at the best shooter but themselves. They do as many rounds as neccesary so that either they all die or only one remains alive.

Who has the most chances to survive?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
I'm more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, rich people want me, poor people have me, and it you eat me, you die. Who am I?

Dot9M wink2.gif
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 6 2004, 01:45 PM)
I'm more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, rich people want me, poor people have me, and it you eat me, you die. Who am I?

Dot9M wink2.gif

A: Nothing,

and I think we've already had this one thumbsup.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
oops sad.gif
thebarman
B, C, D, E, ?, P, T, V

What letter is missing??
thebarman
Sam the smuggler is heading for the channel tunnel in a limosine when police pull him over and search the vehicle.

They find one secret compartment with sawdust, polystyrene and plastic wrap in.

What was Sam the smuggler smuggling?
Britannica
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 6 2004, 08:30 AM)
*she bangs her head against a wall crying.gif

Dont cry Dot9M! If it's causing you this much pain I should just post the answer, so we can all move on rolleyes.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
laugh.gif laugh.gif
thebarman
QUOTE (Britannica @ May 6 2004, 07:24 PM)
Dont cry Dot9M! If it's causing you this much pain I should just post the answer, so we can all move on rolleyes.gif

No No don't do that, I don't think anyone has given up so far on this thread and we shouldn't start now, just give us another clue that's all thumbsup.gif
Britannica
QUOTE (thebarman @ May 7 2004, 12:29 PM)
give us another clue that's all thumbsup.gif

I cant really think of any more clues...

He is inanimate, but other than that I dont know what to say.
soz sad.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Britannica @ Apr 20 2004, 08:09 AM)
A traveller starts a journey. For the first week he goes east. The second he goes in all directions. The third he flies up into the sky. In the fourth he comes back down. Who is the traveler?

You may now crown me "Queen of Riddles".

*drumroll please

The answer is an iceberg - travels East as an iceberg, free flowing water when melted, flies up to sky when evaporated, falls back down as rain.

*Yay me!

Dot9M

Potholer
Woohoo! I really hope that's the answer Dot9M. laugh.gif

Here's a riddles. They're so easy I'm giving lots -

Number 1 (one)
A woman left her keys and her baby in the car. The car was locked. How did she get in the car?

Number 2 (two)
What has a mouth but doesn't eat,
a bank with no money,
a bed but doesn't sleep,
and waves but has no hands?

Number 3 (three)
A Farmer has 4 haystacks in his left field, and 5 in his right field, he combines them into his middle field how many haystacks does he have in his middle field?

Number 4 (four)
A Cowboy rides into town on Saturday, stays two nights to stock up on rations and materials for his travelling. He then leaves on Friday. How is this possible?

Number 5 (five)
There's a man lying dead in a barn. He has hanged himself. He hangs 3 feet from the floor. There is nothing in the barn except him , the noose, and a puddle of water underneath him. What happened?


Knock yourself out original.gif


Potholer
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE
Number 1 [one)
A woman left her keys and her baby in the car.  The car was locked.  How did she get in the car?


The window was open.

QUOTE
Number 2 (two)
What has a mouth but doesn't eat,
a bank with no money,
a bed but doesn't sleep,
and waves but has no hands?


River

QUOTE
Number 3 (three)
A Farmer has 4 haystacks in his left field, and 5 in his right field, he combines them into his middle field how many haystacks does he have in his middle field?


One because he combined them

QUOTE
Number 4 (four)
A Cowboy rides into town on Saturday, stays two nights to stock up on rations and materials for his travelling. He then leaves on Friday. How is this possible?


His horse is named Saturday

QUOTE
Number 5 (five)
There's a man lying dead in a barn. He has hanged himself. He hangs 3 feet from the floor. There is nothing in the barn except him , the noose, and a puddle of water underneath him. What happened?


He was standing on a block of ice, which melted
Daughter of the Nine Moons
What does this mean?

..HO
..HO
+HO
-----



QUOTE
   B, C, D, E, ?, P, T, V
What letter is missing??


A. "G" because it rhymes original.gif

Dot9M
Daughter of the Nine Moons
thebarmans outstanding riddles:

QUOTE
1. Three cowboys are fighting together in a field.

The first one, John, is a good shooter, he kills his target 2/3 of the time, and miss one third of the time.
The second, Slim, is an average shooter, whose chances to kill and miss or even. The third, Bob, is a poor shooter, he only kills his target 1/3 of the time.

They look at one another in silence... sweat starts pouring down their faces...

They shoot in rounds. One shot per round. They always shoot at the best shooter but themselves. They do as many rounds as neccesary so that either they all die or only one remains alive.

Who has the most chances to survive?




QUOTE
2.  Three cowboys are fighting together in a field. The first one, John, is a good shooter; he kills his target 2/3 of the time, and miss one third of the time. The second, Slim, is an average shooter, whose chances to kill and miss or even. The third, Bob, is a poor shooter; he only kills his target 1/3 of the time.
They look at one another in silence... sweat starts pouring down their faces...

    They shoot in rounds. One shot per round. They always shoot at the best shooter but themselves. They do as many rounds as necessary so that either they all die or only one remains alive.
Who has the most chances to survive?

Potholer
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 9 2004, 01:57 PM)
QUOTE
Number 1 [one)
A woman left her keys and her baby in the car.  The car was locked.  How did she get in the car?


The window was open.

QUOTE
Number 2 (two)
What has a mouth but doesn't eat,
a bank with no money,
a bed but doesn't sleep,
and waves but has no hands?


River

QUOTE
Number 3 (three)
A Farmer has 4 haystacks in his left field, and 5 in his right field, he combines them into his middle field how many haystacks does he have in his middle field?


One because he combined them

QUOTE
Number 4 (four)
A Cowboy rides into town on Saturday, stays two nights to stock up on rations and materials for his travelling. He then leaves on Friday. How is this possible?


His horse is named Saturday

QUOTE
Number 5 (five)
There's a man lying dead in a barn. He has hanged himself. He hangs 3 feet from the floor. There is nothing in the barn except him , the noose, and a puddle of water underneath him. What happened?


He was standing on a block of ice, which melted

1. I'll accept that. thumbsup.gif The answer I was expecting was that the car was a convertible.

2. thumbsup.gif

3 thumbsup.gif

4. thumbsup.gif

5. thumbsup.gif

Which gives you an overall score of thumbup.gif thumbup.gif thumbsup.gif

grin2.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 9 2004, 07:13 PM)
thebarmans outstanding riddles:

QUOTE
1. Three cowboys are fighting together in a field.

The first one, John, is a good shooter, he kills his target 2/3 of the time, and miss one third of the time.
The second, Slim, is an average shooter, whose chances to kill and miss or even. The third, Bob, is a poor shooter, he only kills his target 1/3 of the time.

They look at one another in silence... sweat starts pouring down their faces...

They shoot in rounds. One shot per round. They always shoot at the best shooter but themselves. They do as many rounds as neccesary so that either they all die or only one remains alive.

Who has the most chances to survive?





A. John ***this is strictly a guess***
Britannica
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ May 9 2004, 02:35 AM)

You may now crown me "Queen of Riddles".

*drumroll please

The answer is an iceberg - travels East as an iceberg, free flowing water when melted, flies up to sky when evaporated, falls back down as rain.

*Yay me!

Dot9M

Yay! grin2.gif

Dot9M is the queen! All hail the queen! All hail the queen! notworthy.gif notworthy.gif notworthy.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Britannica @ May 11 2004, 07:15 AM)
Yay!  grin2.gif

Dot9M is the queen! All hail the queen! All hail the queen!  notworthy.gif  notworthy.gif  notworthy.gif

original.gif laugh.gif w00t.gif

Thank you... actually your riddle drove me crazy!!!

*... care for a toffee Britty original.gif user posted image
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