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Daughter of the Nine Moons
Mowo thumbsup.gif thumbsup.gif

QUOTE (thebarman @ Mar 31 2004, 08:02 AM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Mar 31 2004, 12:13 PM)
I can't give you a clue, it's a secret original.gif  : laugh.gif  tongue.gif

Very clever Do9M,

I like your style thumbsup.gif



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QUOTE
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?


A. a yard stick original.gif

Dot9M
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Mar 31 2004, 02:07 PM)
A. a yard stick original.gif

Dot9M

An easy one but well done nonetheless.

The more of these you take, the more you will leave behind.

What are they?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Mar 31 2004, 09:17 AM)
The more of these you take, the more you will leave behind.

What are they?

I got it ! Footsteps. grin2.gif


1-There is always one word pronounced incorrectly.
What is it?

2-Ladies have it first; men never have it. Alice had it once; and Gail had it last. Jane Callihan had it twice in the same place but after she married Jim Hebert, she never had it again. What is IT?
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Mar 31 2004, 02:27 PM)
1-There is always one word pronounced incorrectly.
What is it?

2-Ladies have it first; men never have it. Alice had it once; and Gail had it last. Jane Callihan had it twice in the same place but after she married Jim Hebert, she never had it again. What is IT?

1=incorrectly

2=the letter 'L' in their name.

Damn I'm getting good at these

(You too Do9M) thumbsup.gif

What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Mar 31 2004, 09:33 AM)

What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

A- a stamp

Q- What day is 'today'?

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, then 'today' will be as far from Sunday as that day was which was 'today' when the day before yesterday was tomorrow.



Dot9M

Barman I'm getting mixed up between threads.
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thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Mar 31 2004, 03:10 PM)
A- a stamp

Q- What day is 'today'?

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, then 'today' will be as far from Sunday as that day was which was 'today' when the day before yesterday was tomorrow.



Dot9M

Barman I'm getting mixed up between threads.
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Correct thumbsup.gif

Wednesday being as far from Sunday as Thursday, today would be a Sunday
Daughter of the Nine Moons
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Wednesday being as far from Sunday as Thursday, today would be a Sunday


correct thumbsup.gif
thebarman
QUOTE
Barman I'm getting mixed up between threads.
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you think you're getting mixed up!! That Sunday riddle screwed with my brain wacko.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Mar 31 2004, 10:36 AM)
QUOTE
Barman I'm getting mixed up between threads.
wacko.gif


you think you're getting mixed up!! That Sunday riddle screwed with my brain wacko.gif

I'm supposed to be working... rolleyes.gif

Question:

Are you ready for this one?

What is in the church,
but is not in the steeple;
what the pastor has,
but not the people?

thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Mar 31 2004, 03:57 PM)
I'm supposed to be working... rolleyes.gif

Question:

Are you ready for this one?

What is in the church,
but is not in the steeple;
what the pastor has,
but not the people?

I'm at work too, I'm just having a lazy day....

A: the letter 'R'
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Mar 31 2004, 11:03 AM)
A: the letter 'R'

Barman thumbsup.gif you rock!

I don't know if this is really a riddle, but...

Can you complete the triplets?

1. ___________, ___________ and Blue.

2. ___________, ___________ and Charity.

3. ___________, ___________ and Able.

4. ___________, ___________ and Roll.

5. ___________, ___________ and Wise.

mowo
red, white
faith hope
ready willing
shake rattle

dont know wise one
thebarman
I'm going for Healthy, wealthy and wise?

ps: and well done mowo thumbsup.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Two gold medals awarded to the lads from the UK. laugh.gif

1. Red, White

2. Faith, Hope

3. Ready, Willing

4. Stop, Drop

5. Healthy, Wealthy
thebarman
Cheers Do9M thumbsup.gif

I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it.

What is it?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Mar 31 2004, 11:48 AM)
I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it.

What is it?

I got it! A splinter.


Q. You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I? original.gif

Dot9M
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 1 2004, 01:05 AM)
Q. You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?  original.gif

Dot9M

A: A telephone


Q: Why are 1990 £1 coins worth more than 1989 £1 coins?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 1 2004, 05:10 AM)
A: A telephone



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Q: Why are 1990 £1 coins worth more than 1989 £1 coins?


Are you sure this is a riddle? dontgetit.gif

Dot9M
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 1 2004, 12:17 PM)
Are you sure this is a riddle? dontgetit.gif

Dot9M

It is sortof, depends on your definition of a riddle, i think it is...

that triple word thing wasn't but we answered that anyway so give this a go thumbsup.gif
*MoG*
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 1 2004, 10:10 AM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 1 2004, 01:05 AM)
Q. You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?   original.gif

Dot9M

A: A telephone


Q: Why are 1990 £1 coins worth more than 1989 £1 coins?

Because 1990x£1 = £1990

and 1989x£1 = £1989

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thebarman
QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Apr 1 2004, 02:40 PM)
QUOTE
Q: Why are 1990 £1 coins worth more than 1989 £1 coins?

Because 1990x£1 = £1990

and 1989x£1 = £1989

Spot on Mystic Mog, well done thumbsup.gif

[EDIT:fixed quotes]
thebarman
Q: This number '8,549,176,320' is the only one of its kind, no other number is like it, what's so special about it?
*MoG*
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 1 2004, 03:25 PM)
Q: This number '8,549,176,320' is the only one of its kind, no other number is like it, what's so special about it?

is it ....

eight
five
four nine
one
seven
six
three
two
zero


the numbers are listed in alphabetical order???????????

If not..... give us a clue 'cause I'm stumped
thebarman
QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Apr 1 2004, 03:36 PM)
the numbers are listed in alphabetical order???????????

If not..... give us a clue 'cause I'm stumped

And again! thumbsup.gif

MM you're a bit good at this, maybe you should post one of your own!!
*MoG*
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 1 2004, 03:37 PM)
QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Apr 1 2004, 03:36 PM)
the numbers are listed in alphabetical order???????????

If not..... give us a clue 'cause I'm stumped

And again! thumbsup.gif

MM you're a bit good at this, maybe you should post one of your own!!

I'd like to, but my brain is rubbish at retaining information, so I can't actually think of any..........

I will concentrate hard and think of one.....

Get back to you later.

ta ta

Mog
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thebarman
What is the next letter:

W. I. T. N. ?
*MoG*
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 1 2004, 03:51 PM)
What is the next letter:

W. I. T. N. ?

L ?
*MoG*
In spring I wear a handsome array;
in summer more clothing I wear;
when colder it grows I fling off my clothes;
and in winter quite naked I appear.

What am I?


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thebarman
QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Apr 1 2004, 04:02 PM)
W. I. T. N. ? [/QUOTE]
L ?

Well done again thumbsup.gif

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In spring I wear a handsome array;
in summer more clothing I wear;
when colder it grows I fling off my clothes;
and in winter quite naked I appear.


A: I'm going to say a tree, not evergreen of course!


My turn...

A word I know
Six letters it contains
Subtract just one
And twelve is what remains
*MoG*
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 1 2004, 04:17 PM)


A: I'm going to say a tree, not evergreen of course!


My turn...

A word I know
Six letters it contains
Subtract just one
And twelve is what remains

Correct.


Is the answer to yours 'twelve'?????
thebarman
QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Apr 1 2004, 04:24 PM)
Is the answer to yours 'twelve'?????

No afraid not sad.gif
*MoG*
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 1 2004, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Apr 1 2004, 04:24 PM)
Is the answer to yours 'twelve'?????

No afraid not sad.gif

ok, how about

original word... dozens

word remaining... dozen (twelve) ??
*MoG*
What can fill a room, but takes up no space?


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thebarman
QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Apr 1 2004, 04:35 PM)
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 1 2004, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Apr 1 2004, 04:24 PM)
Is the answer to yours 'twelve'?????

No afraid not sad.gif

ok, how about

original word... dozens

word remaining... dozen (twelve) ??

Well done again wink2.gif

QUOTE
What can fill a room, but takes up no space?


Darkness?
*MoG*
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 1 2004, 04:42 PM)

QUOTE
What can fill a room, but takes up no space?


Darkness?

That is one answer there is another.... wink2.gif
thebarman
QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Apr 1 2004, 04:44 PM)
That is one answer there is another.... wink2.gif

I guess the obvious other answer would be light?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Apr 1 2004, 09:40 AM)
Q: Why are 1990 £1 coins worth more than 1989 £1 coins? Because 1990x£1 = £1990

and 1989x£1 = £1989

Good one! laugh.gif



QUOTE
What can fill a room, but takes up no space?


light tongue.gif .... I guess I was too late crying.gif


Q. I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
*MoG*
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 1 2004, 04:45 PM)
QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Apr 1 2004, 04:44 PM)
That is one answer there is another.... wink2.gif

I guess the obvious other answer would be light?

yep.



There are 2 guys in the desert
both are wearing back packs
One guys pack is closed
One guys pack is open

Which guy is dead and why???

thebarman
QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Apr 1 2004, 04:48 PM)
There are 2 guys in the desert
both are wearing back packs
One guys pack is closed
One guys pack is open

Which guy is dead and why???

The guy with the open pack is dead because he died so his mate opened his pack and took all his stuff like a theiving little swine!
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 1 2004, 04:47 PM)
Q. I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Very clever

You're a snake tongue.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 1 2004, 11:53 AM)
You're a snake tongue.gif

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Daughter of the Nine Moons
I am never quite what I appear to be.
Straight-forward I seem, but it's only skin deep,
for mystery most often lies beneath my simple speech.
Sharpen your wits, open your eyes, look beyond my exteriors,
read me backwards, forwards, upside down. Think critically
and answer the question...what am I?
tongue.gif Dot9M tongue.gif
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 1 2004, 05:07 PM)
I am never quite what I appear to be.
Straight-forward I seem, but it's only skin deep,
for mystery most often lies beneath my simple speech.
Sharpen your wits, open your eyes, look beyond my exteriors,
read me backwards, forwards, upside down. Think critically
and answer the question...what am I?
tongue.gif Dot9M tongue.gif

How appropriate!

You are a riddle

This is one of my favourites....


Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring
Before you the name of an eminent king.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (thebarman @ Apr 1 2004, 12:15 PM)

You are a riddle


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QUOTE
This is one of my favourites....
Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring
Before you the name of an eminent king.



Answer: Is it DAVID

~~

"The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place."

What Am I?


Dot9M
Potholer
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 2 2004, 01:53 AM)
"The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place."

What Am I?


Dot9M

yay! I can finally answer one! Hehe.

A. the letter E

Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Potholer @ Apr 2 2004, 12:35 AM)
yay! I can finally answer one! Hehe.

A. the letter E

thumbsup.gif Right on Potholer! thumbsup.gif


Q. It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time. What is this object?


Dot9M original.gif
Potholer
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 2 2004, 06:37 AM)

Q. It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time. What is this object?


Dot9M original.gif

disgust.gif I shall sit and watch until another easy one comes along tongue.gif

mowo
QUOTE
There are 2 guys in the desert
both are wearing back packs
One guys pack is closed
One guys pack is open

Which guy is dead and why???


the one with the closed pack is dead because his parachute didnt open.
Boff
What have I got in my pocket....
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Apr 2 2004, 06:37 AM)
Q. It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time. What is this object?


Dot9M original.gif

I'm back again, and that is a ring!

QUOTE
What have I got in my pocket....


And so is that tongue.gif
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