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colorless
Think about where he was.

Clue: Nature had something to do with it.
Glacies
shooting the gun caused an immense avalanche.
fills all the needed areas.
saw the snow coming
the bullet didn't ricochet
didn't have to worry about an avalanche pre gunshot
snow isn't human
I WIN!
Bigfoot_Is_Real
Hmmm after awhile it seems as though the man obviously was a paratrooper who shot his parachuete with a gun on accident and fell on a medow and hit a rock and died
Glacies
another good answer. yes.gif
angrycrustacean
QUOTE(Glacies @ Feb 7 2006, 10:12 PM) [snapback]1052999[/snapback]

another good answer. yes.gif


Yours seems a little less bizarre though. Shooting a bullet-sized hole in a parachute wouldn't cause a person to plunge to their doom. laugh.gif
Glacies
QUOTE(angrycrustacean @ Feb 7 2006, 09:49 PM) [snapback]1053044[/snapback]

Yours seems a little less bizarre though. Shooting a bullet-sized hole in a parachute wouldn't cause a person to plunge to their doom. laugh.gif

no, but if the bullet severred some of the wires and he fell to his death as the chute crumpled, both are possible...i'd sure wish we could hear if we were right or not...is colorless still online right now or am I going to have to wait til tomorrow?
colorless
QUOTE(Glacies @ Feb 7 2006, 11:00 PM) [snapback]1052984[/snapback]

shooting the gun caused an immense avalanche.
fills all the needed areas.
saw the snow coming
the bullet didn't ricochet
didn't have to worry about an avalanche pre gunshot
snow isn't human
I WIN!
You are correct. thumbsup.gif

What's above most meadows? Mountains. The man shot at something, causing an avalanche to occur, which killed him.

And sorry about holding out on the answer. It's just too good of a riddle to give the answer away. happy.gif
Glacies
and at that, i reiterate:
I WIN laugh.gif grin2.gif thumbsup.gif
Bigfoot_Is_Real
Oh i got one like yours colorless

A man was found dead in a field with a unopened package how did he die
As the man approached the center of the field he immedetly knew he was going to die
Rykster
QUOTE(colorless @ Feb 7 2006, 11:51 PM) [snapback]1052974[/snapback]

Think about where he was.

Clue: Nature had something to do with it.

He was struck by lightening
Nadal
QUOTE(Bigfoot_Is_Real @ Feb 8 2006, 01:02 AM) [snapback]1053066[/snapback]

Oh i got one like yours colorless

A man was found dead in a field with a unopened package how did he die
As the man approached the center of the field he immedetly knew he was going to die

Well, the Package was riddled with C4 explosives. He was trying to escape after parachuting into Cambodia and planted the wires all over Dictator Raphiels hut. So, when he walked to the center of the field, a beebing sound went off determining the time left for explosion, then he died as he looked down in shock in fear. It blew the skin from his face mostly and burned his nylon suit to his skin. Unidenifiable and Nixon denies any relation to the operation or man.
Bigfoot_Is_Real
huh.gif no
ima coolguy
I heard this one today, sorry if it's been said before


If your riding in the atlantic ocean on a jet ski, and your left handlebar fall off, will it still take the same amount of pankakes to fill a doghouse.

^somethin to do with randomology i think^
Moose-Of-Armageddon
QUOTE(Bigfoot_Is_Real @ Feb 8 2006, 06:02 AM) [snapback]1053066[/snapback]

Oh i got one like yours colorless

A man was found dead in a field with a unopened package how did he die
As the man approached the center of the field he immedetly knew he was going to die


Did animals happen to have eaten the body of the man with the package, then the other man came he knew he was going to die because the wild animals were there?

Just a guess yes.gif
dreamhunter
ok, heres mine.
what kills men,
makes metal rust,
turns kingdoms to rubble,
makes hero's die,
and makes the sun set?
angrycrustacean
QUOTE(Bigfoot_Is_Real @ Feb 7 2006, 11:02 PM) [snapback]1053066[/snapback]

Oh i got one like yours colorless

A man was found dead in a field with a unopened package how did he die
As the man approached the center of the field he immedetly knew he was going to die


Nobody got this? He was a skydiver, and his parachute failed to open.
The Black Knight
QUOTE(dreamhunter @ Mar 12 2006, 10:10 AM) [snapback]1101326[/snapback]

ok, heres mine.
what kills men,
makes metal rust,
turns kingdoms to rubble,
makes hero's die,
and makes the sun set?


1.) Guns
2.) Oxidization
3.) Earthquakes
4.) Old age
5.) The rotation of the Earth on its axis, coupled with the orbit of the planet around the sun.
dreamhunter
QUOTE(The Black Knight @ Mar 14 2006, 07:41 PM) [snapback]1105003[/snapback]

1.) Guns
2.) Oxidization
3.) Earthquakes
4.) Old age
5.) The rotation of the Earth on its axis, coupled with the orbit of the planet around the sun.



you know time would of worked
The Black Knight
Well, if you want to be lazy, and take the easy way out, I guess your answer also works...
Dante The Hunter
QUOTE(The Black Knight @ Mar 15 2006, 03:41 AM) [snapback]1105003[/snapback]

1.) Guns
2.) Oxidization
3.) Earthquakes
4.) Old age
5.) The rotation of the Earth on its axis, coupled with the orbit of the planet around the sun.

This reminds me very much of smeagols riddle in the hobbit, simply reworded.


got another one :

alive without breath
as cold as death,
never thirsty ever drinking
all in mail never clinking

(anyone recognise it? wink2.gif )
Shivel
QUOTE(dante,the hunter @ Mar 16 2006, 01:12 PM) [snapback]1107491[/snapback]

This reminds me very much of smeagols riddle in the hobbit, simply reworded.
got another one :

alive without breath
as cold as death,
never thirsty ever drinking
all in mail never clinking

(anyone recognise it? wink2.gif )


My first guess was the Moon.
Then I thought a Well.
But a fish can work for all of the clues, so I have to say Fish.

Dante The Hunter
hey thats it in one !!!! well done mate!!!
Rykster
^^^
Sounds like something out of Tolkein's "LOR."
Rykster
QUOTE(thebarman @ Mar 24 2004, 10:04 AM) [snapback]148441[/snapback]
To kick things off...
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
The word "ton."
mongoliandeathworm
My turn...........

How far can a dog run into the woods?
angrycrustacean
QUOTE(mongoliandeathworm @ Mar 17 2006, 12:04 PM) [snapback]1109166[/snapback]

My turn...........

How far can a dog run into the woods?


Halfway. After that, he's running out of the woods.
mongoliandeathworm
Dam you angry.gif crying.gif

Hows about this one....

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich want it and if you eat it you will die?
angrycrustacean
QUOTE(mongoliandeathworm @ Mar 17 2006, 12:57 PM) [snapback]1109247[/snapback]

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich want it and if you eat it you will die?


Nothing. yes.gif
mongoliandeathworm
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mongoliandeathworm
There was a green house.
Inside the green house there was a white house
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies."

What is it?

Hmmm this ones a little harder
Rykster
^^^
A watermelon...
mongoliandeathworm
One more.....

Why is it impossible to send a letter to Washington nowdays????
Rykster
QUOTE(mongoliandeathworm @ Mar 18 2006, 04:52 PM) [snapback]1110592[/snapback]

One more.....

Why is it impossible to send a letter to Washington nowdays????

Because he is dead.
joc
If a dog goes 24 hours into the future and bites his tail...when will he feel the pain?
Potholer
Immediately?

Wow...I really haven't posted here in ages!
joc
QUOTE(Potholer @ Mar 19 2006, 12:39 AM) [snapback]1110754[/snapback]

Immediately?

Wow...I really haven't posted here in ages!



Good to see you Potholer!

The answer is .....Yesterday. original.gif
punish3ment
I dont know if it's been posted, but...

A man is found dead (He'd been murdered) in his bed. Next to him is a pair of scissors, The Scissors were an instrument in the murder but the man has no marks or bruises of any sort. How can this be?
Moose-Of-Armageddon
OK, I've got one......

I'm the cell of the tallest,
And the building blocks of protection,
I am the giver of a job,
And the holder of hate mail,
I am in a group of my own,
Building a wall,
What am I?
colorless
QUOTE(Ajax is kewl @ Mar 19 2006, 02:52 PM) [snapback]1111594[/snapback]

A man is found dead (He'd been murdered) in his bed. Next to him is a pair of scissors, The Scissors were an instrument in the murder but the man has no marks or bruises of any sort. How can this be?

The man cut a hole in his water bed and drowned.
mongoliandeathworm
QUOTE(Moose-Of-Armageddon @ Mar 19 2006, 09:02 PM) [snapback]1111604[/snapback]

OK, I've got one......

I'm the cell of the tallest,
And the building blocks of protection,
I am the giver of a job,
And the holder of hate mail,
I am in a group of my own,
Building a wall,
What am I?


A longshot of a guess but a brick maybe????

mongoliandeathworm
Another one from me tongue.gif

What is the greatest worldwide use of sheepwool???
angrycrustacean
QUOTE(mongoliandeathworm @ Mar 20 2006, 12:50 PM) [snapback]1112850[/snapback]

Another one from me tongue.gif

What is the greatest worldwide use of sheepwool???


Er...as covering for sheep?
Moose-Of-Armageddon
QUOTE(mongoliandeathworm @ Mar 20 2006, 07:37 PM) [snapback]1112828[/snapback]

A longshot of a guess but a brick maybe????


That longshot was a brilliant guess because, yes, it's a brick
Potholer
QUOTE(joc @ Mar 19 2006, 03:42 AM) [snapback]1110923[/snapback]

Good to see you Potholer!

The answer is .....Yesterday. original.gif


Yesterday...? I don't get it...

Thanks though!

There's a good reason for not being on much - I'm now at university, 8 hours' drive from home original.gif. It's awesome.
different
I've read through these riddles a long time and tried to figure them out. It's really fun. Whose got a riddle for me? grin2.gif
Dante The Hunter
theres a few up there unsolved, mate!!
colorless
A regular man challenged Tiger Woods to a golf match. Figuring he couldn't lost, he accepted the challenge. Tiger ended up losing the match. How?

Clues
Tiger played his best.
No cheating was involved.
One principle of the game was changed.
Glacies
the game was played at night and the man tiger played was blind? (part of an old joke i remember)
Moose-Of-Armageddon
The regular man was a very flukey golfer?
colorless
Glacies got it. grin2.gif They were playing night golf.
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