what can't you see, touch, smell, hear, taste but you can experience?

^^^
Love

What day of the week does not finish in ''day''

^^^
Tomorrow...

Rhythmic breathing pushes you forward as the scenery glides past. You have a long ways to go but concentration is on your side. It is the only thing seperating you from the pain in your feet. Freakin new boots, you shoulda left them in the car. You've got other boots but the boots you've got on are too heavy to carry and the scenery is to sparse to hide them. How can you insure that if you leave them you won't lose them?

What gets wet as it drys?

A towel

I have answered this one before dude!
The answer is still: "ton"

Couldnt another solution be that the higher score wins?

Yay Dante! Way to think out of the box man.

Come outside the box...we have sherbet lemons...an old joke on this thread

While on Safari a keen photographer watched a Gazelle ( a herbivore) devour a Male Lion. How is this possible ?

You are obviously a lier.
Haha jokes iono

PHOTOSHOP.
no?

All wrong so far

A hint: Watch Lion King

A lion's nutrients in grass?
A Million (sounds like male lion) blades of grass?
Set the viewfinder up so it looked like it?

Yup. Lol i had to watch while babysitting my sisters the other day and heard that bit.. so yea well done..

Okay. What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

call a mechanic, or wash your pots the old fashioned way.

oh! or take the dishes out!

nope

-bump-

Come on, guesses

Fix it?

Wash the dishes the old fashioned way

Naw, you're wrong.

You hit her.

Next riddle?

Whoa ........
....
...
Anyway.

u hit her??

right

*gasp*

~~~

you have lost me a million times, yet you still have me. I am always by your side. What am I?

Dunno. Time?

I've watched civilizations crumble and the fall of the dinosaurs. I am 350 million years old. I lurk in the shadows, eat little, and for every one of me killed, a thousand more shall be found. I can come unseen but am never welcome. We are 3,500 different, yet to you we are the same. A pest.

What am I?

1. What is always ahead of you? no matter what you do

2. What is lighter than a feather, but is made of something heavier than it is?

1. Yo nose.

2. ... a bubble?

Uh bugs? Cockroaches? Dust mites??


**And I hate flood control**

You are right with the first one ...

But you gave up on the second

The answer is 'Cloud'

It was the cockroach, so you're correct in guessing! Now try to get this:

Light and fluffy or hard as sand, I can fit to any part of you. In dreams and awake, I can be comforting. The earliest of me comes from egypt. I used to hold heads of only the wealthy, but now you all have at least one of me.

cotton? A mummy? Mum? have no idea..

Is it a coffin?

A pillow.

A man was walking down the stairs when he suddenly knew his wife died. How did he know?

Clues:
He didn't see her.
He didn't hear her.
She wasn't murdered.
She was in the building with him.

He was at the hospital. His wife was on life support. The lights went out.

Boo-ya!!

Uh next poster gets next riddle.

1.What's black and white and red all over?
2.What can you catch but not throw?
3.What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
4.The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

omg so easy i wanna hit you


newspaper
a cold
a stamp
a coffin

come on, dude!

You dont want to hit me, trust me. I know its an easy thing to say for you as you live far away, but dont let a comment like that slip again.

Yeah, riddles were not from me personally - http://www.rinkworks.com/brainfood/p/riddles1.shtml

I agree though, they are cheap. And for the record.. you got the first riddle wrong, sorry pumpkin, It was an embarrassed skunk... rather embarassed like you are right now?

1 I have four fingers and a thumb yet
flesh and bones I have none.
What am I?

2 I can be full of darkness, but light
can pass through me and when i am
put in a jar it becomes all the lighter.
What am I?

1. Skeleton?
2. A hole?

1. Wrong
2. Right

a glove?

lol @"Don't let a comment like that slip again. " Sarcasm. Take a chill pill. Or don't, I don't care.

correct!

huzzah!!

Next poster gets next riddle..

There once was a man who walked down the lane, he slipped on a rock and drew his cane in this rhyme i said his name.

whats his name?

this will come across lame to all you esoteric people out there but this is my little warm up hehe... thats probably as warm as it will get too... ha!