QUOTE(Juupy froot @ Mar 5 2007, 08:40 AM) [snapback]1568585[/snapback]
It..was..a..practice..bus?
He was walking
Full Version: Who fancies a riddle?
He was walking
Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?
Stood on a block of ice!
you are most correct -
o wise cat !!!
XD Why thank you, dear sweet Owl!
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
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Get your mind and got it out of the gutter....... *LAST NAME*
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
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Get your mind and got it out of the gutter....... *LAST NAME*
The one who makes it doesn't need it.
The one that buys it doesn't keep it.
The one that sells it doesn't use it.
The one that's using it never knows it being used.
What am I?
The one that buys it doesn't keep it.
The one that sells it doesn't use it.
The one that's using it never knows it being used.
What am I?
A coffin.
a tourist opens a sealed room. he then discovers a dead mine lying on the floor. there was no bruise and cuts on the man. but there was a stone beside him. what killed the man?
QUOTE(Juupy froot @ May 28 2007, 08:37 PM) [snapback]1697390[/snapback]
A coffin.
It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than Satan.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I ?
Nothing?
QUOTE(Juupy froot @ May 28 2007, 11:09 PM) [snapback]1697494[/snapback]
Nothing?
Dam!,...you must be looking up the same site i am JF?!
Nope, it's common sense that if you don't eat anything you die.
A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why?
It can be felt but it cannot be touched.
It can be fast and it can be slow.
It can be harsh and it can be gentle.
It can be hot and it can be cold.
What is it?
It can be fast and it can be slow.
It can be harsh and it can be gentle.
It can be hot and it can be cold.
What is it?
They were conjoined twins?
QUOTE(Juupy froot @ May 28 2007, 11:41 PM) [snapback]1697529[/snapback]
They were conjoined twins?
Yep
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It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
It's free, but it's priceless.
You can't own it, but you can use it.
You can't keep it, but you can spend it.
Once you've lost it you can never get it back.
What is it?
Time...?
QUOTE(The Black Knight @ Jun 22 2007, 04:10 AM) 
Time...?
QUOTE(thebarman @ Mar 26 2004, 05:44 AM)
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
Damnit that was clever.
QUOTE(REBEL @ Jun 21 2007, 03:59 PM)
Is time the answer to both of your previous riddles?
No the one before is 'Wind'
It can be felt but it cannot be touched.
It can be fast and it can be slow.
It can be harsh and it can be gentle.
It can be hot and it can be cold.
*It can be heard but not seen.
What is it?
*Forgot to add that part on.
This one:
It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it? ''Moon''
(don't ask lol! thats what i got it from the website)
It can be felt but it cannot be touched.
It can be fast and it can be slow.
It can be harsh and it can be gentle.
It can be hot and it can be cold.
*It can be heard but not seen.
What is it?
*Forgot to add that part on.
This one:
It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it? ''Moon''
(don't ask lol! thats what i got it from the website)
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QUOTE(thebarman @ Mar 26 2004, 05:44 AM) *
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
Language
Riddle 1
Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed;
Yet this I will say - we are full all the day, and empty when we go to rest.
Riddle 2
Say my name and you will break me.
Riddle 3
I have two heads but one body. The more I stand still, the faster I run.
Riddle 4
The man who invented it, doesn't want it for himself. The man who bought it,
doesn't need it for himself. The man who needs it, doesn't know it when he needs it.
Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed;
Yet this I will say - we are full all the day, and empty when we go to rest.
Riddle 2
Say my name and you will break me.
Riddle 3
I have two heads but one body. The more I stand still, the faster I run.
Riddle 4
The man who invented it, doesn't want it for himself. The man who bought it,
doesn't need it for himself. The man who needs it, doesn't know it when he needs it.
QUOTE(Jack_of_Blades @ Aug 16 2007, 11:58 PM)
Riddle 2
Say my name and you will break me.
Silence.Say my name and you will break me.
Or REALLY SENSITIVE GLASS.
(4 is a coffin)
Correct on both.
2 Silence
4 Coffin
2 Silence
4 Coffin
Is 3 an hourglass?
I got one.
Why can't a man living in canterberry be buried by the river stour?
Why can't a man living in canterberry be buried by the river stour?
Because he's living?
Right, a more difficult 1 now
How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?
How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?
mark was a priest?
^
Correct (damn)
Correct (damn)
Here's a riddle.Don't know if it's already been posted.
If you have it,you want to share.If you share it,you haven't got it.What is it?
If you have it,you want to share.If you share it,you haven't got it.What is it?
identity?
nope..try again
QUOTE (Jenova @ Nov 22 2007, 12:10 AM)
Here's a riddle.Don't know if it's already been posted.
If you have it,you want to share.If you share it,you haven't got it.What is it?
If you have it,you want to share.If you share it,you haven't got it.What is it?
A Secret!
Yep! 
You are always looking for me, but can't find me. If
you do find me Im not what you were looking for.
What am I?
This is a tough one.
you do find me Im not what you were looking for.
What am I?
This is a tough one.
A map!
the future?
QUOTE (Jack_of_Blades @ Dec 4 2007, 03:04 AM)
You are always looking for me, but can't find me. If
you do find me Im not what you were looking for.
What am I?
This is a tough one.
you do find me Im not what you were looking for.
What am I?
This is a tough one.
Something you've lost?
Old mother Twichit had one eye,
And a long tail which she let fly,
And every time she passed through a gap
A bit of her tail was trapped in the trap!
What is Old Mother Twichit?
I liked this one, myself.
And a long tail which she let fly,
And every time she passed through a gap
A bit of her tail was trapped in the trap!
What is Old Mother Twichit?
I liked this one, myself.
QUOTE (Donmar @ Dec 7 2007, 11:05 PM)
Old mother Twichit had one eye,
And a long tail which she let fly,
And every time she passed through a gap
A bit of her tail was trapped in the trap!
What is Old Mother Twichit?
I liked this one, myself.
And a long tail which she let fly,
And every time she passed through a gap
A bit of her tail was trapped in the trap!
What is Old Mother Twichit?
I liked this one, myself.
a needle with thread.
QUOTE (Jack_of_Blades @ Aug 17 2007, 02:58 AM)
Riddle 1
Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed;
Yet this I will say - we are full all the day, and empty when we go to rest.
Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed;
Yet this I will say - we are full all the day, and empty when we go to rest.
A Pair of Shoes! LOL, that was hard!
QUOTE (Jack_of_Blades @ Dec 4 2007, 03:04 AM)
You are always looking for me, but can't find me. If
you do find me Im not what you were looking for.
What am I?
This is a tough one.
you do find me Im not what you were looking for.
What am I?
This is a tough one.
??
QUOTE (Jack_of_Blades @ Dec 3 2007, 10:04 PM)
You are always looking for me, but can't find me. If
you do find me Im not what you were looking for.
What am I?
This is a tough one.
you do find me Im not what you were looking for.
What am I?
This is a tough one.
Hidden weapons of mass destruction!
ZING!
QUOTE (Jack_of_Blades @ Dec 4 2007, 03:04 AM)
You are always looking for me, but can't find me. If
you do find me Im not what you were looking for.
What am I?
This is a tough one.
you do find me Im not what you were looking for.
What am I?
This is a tough one.
spare time!
QUOTE (Jack_of_Blades @ Aug 17 2007, 02:58 AM)
Riddle 1
Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed;
Yet this I will say - we are full all the day, and empty when we go to rest.
Batteries
EDIT: typo
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