A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you
twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm
sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends,
aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included
all the other pictures of the pretty women he had collected from his
buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope, along with this note:
Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
