Answers given by job applicants at a local hospital...

Antibody - against everyone

Artery - the study of fine paintings

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria

Benign - what you be after you be eight

Bowel - letters like a, e, i, o, u

Caesarian Section - a district in Rome

Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing

Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty

Chronic - neck of a crow

Coma - punctuation mark

Cyst - short form of sister

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana

Dislocation - in this place

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans

Genes - blue denim

Enema - not a friend

False Labor - pretending to work

Impotent - distinguished / well-know

Labor Pain - hurt at work

Lactose - people without feet

Lymph - walk unsteadily

Microbes - small dressing gowns

Obesity - City of Obe

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize

Protein - in favor of teens

Pulse - grain

Red Blood Count - Dracula

Rupture - Ecstasy

Secretion - hiding anything

Subcutaneous - not cute enough

Tablet - small table

Tumour - extra pair

Ultrasound - radical noise

Urine - opposite of you're out

Vein - at what time?

I think I know the nurse who answered these questions.

Cute.

Off topic note.

Plastic bedpans, while being SLIGHTLY warmer than the old metal ones, do not make the same amount of noise when thrown at idiotic people.