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jerseydevil
sorry see new post grin2.gif
jerseydevil
devil.gif FIRE AWAY devil.gif

P.S. I'll get the hang of this sasmokin.gif


how do I delete the other post?
Angelfish
Me is confuzzerated by this thread wacko.gif
**starts humming the tune to Fukai Mori under her breath**
kreestar
Um okay. undecided.gif
Mentalcase
Yeah, so I merged these two wonderful topics.
thepsychoticseaotter
Ok so I am running a Ghostwalk game this weekend and I have just realized my group consists of a Solomon Kane like cleric who hunts undead, A hyper Halfling Bard and an elven ranger...Is this group doomed for extinction?
colorless
uh... what's your favorite kind of sandwich....?
jerseydevil
QUOTE (Mentalcase @ Apr 16 2004, 12:43 AM)
Yeah, so I merged these two wonderful topics.

thanks lots! sasmokin.gif
jerseydevil
QUOTE (thepsychoticseaotter @ Apr 16 2004, 01:14 AM)
Ok so I am running a Ghostwalk game this weekend and I have just realized my group consists of a Solomon Kane like cleric who hunts undead, A hyper Halfling Bard and an elven ranger...Is this group doomed for extinction?

Ghostwalk games are best on weekends. Elves, halflings amd especially kane like clerics spell success. Extinction? I think not.... I see the begining of something....well, something!


Enjoy my friend! sasmokin.gif
jerseydevil
QUOTE (siphis @ Apr 16 2004, 03:40 AM)
uh... what's your favorite kind of sandwich....?

Tuna on toasted bread with muenster cheese and onions. Except when in Chicago, as everyone knows pizza is mandatory!

Right? sasmokin.gif
Angelfish
Wait! me gets it now!
uuummmmmmm........
Who's the drummer for The Goo Goo Dolls?
BabyBash82
What do you look like?
Mentalcase
QUOTE (jerseydevil @ Apr 15 2004, 10:51 PM)
Except when in Chicago, as everyone knows pizza is mandatory!

Indeed my friend, I Love Chicago Pizza! I take it, you are from Chicago also?
BabyBash82
I've had New York pizza, Pennsylvania pizza and Las Vegas pizza.. New York is the best, same with bagels. Well, must be in the water!
jerseydevil
QUOTE (nicksoslick @ Apr 16 2004, 07:09 AM)
I've had New York pizza, Pennsylvania pizza and Las Vegas pizza.. New York is the best, same with bagels.  Well, must be in the water!

Lived in Schaumburg a couple of years. Was a musician/student there many years ago.

I love Chicago

Genos east blows away ANY new york wannabe pizza. Anyone who thinks otherwise has never been there! sasmokin.gif


when in NY I prefer small trattorias in little italy devil.gif
jerseydevil
QUOTE (Angelfish @ Apr 16 2004, 06:14 AM)
Wait! me gets it now!
uuummmmmmm........
Who's the drummer for The Goo Goo Dolls?

He was a second choice. Johnny reznik does play Guild, just like me! sasmokin.gif
jerseydevil
QUOTE (Mentalcase @ Apr 16 2004, 06:32 AM)
QUOTE (jerseydevil @ Apr 15 2004, 10:51 PM)
Except when in Chicago, as everyone knows pizza is mandatory!

Indeed my friend, I Love Chicago Pizza! I take it, you are from Chicago also?

I'm actually from Jersey...... but I dont admit that often and never in mixed company.

I claim Chicago as my own! sasmokin.gif
mowo
Do you sometimes eat an apple, and then think, "Wait a minute, wasnt there a sticker on that?"

I do all the time
jerseydevil
QUOTE (mowo @ Apr 16 2004, 01:27 PM)
Do you sometimes eat an apple, and then think, "Wait a minute, wasnt there a sticker on that?"

I do all the time

not so much apples. It's the banannas. I love the "chicita" stickers......tasty! sasmokin.gif
jerseydevil
QUOTE (nicksoslick @ Apr 16 2004, 06:17 AM)
What do you look like?

cant you see my pic?


I am handsome when I wannabe and frightful when I wannabe. Like all of you sasmokin.gif
colorless
What am I thinking about RIGHT now?
The Krow
what does T.B.C.E. stand for...as in the band T.B.C.E.
babyforrest
Do you eat banana peels or just the stickers?
snuffypuffer
Have you ever yelled at a donkey?
jerseydevil
QUOTE (siphis @ Apr 16 2004, 04:53 PM)
What am I thinking about RIGHT now?

SEX!


See I do have strange powers! sasmokin.gif
jerseydevil
QUOTE (The Krow @ Apr 16 2004, 10:27 PM)
what does T.B.C.E. stand for...as in the band T.B.C.E.

That would be "the Bill Cosby Experience"



Whis is slavic for " we cant think of a cooler name" sasmokin.gif
jerseydevil
QUOTE (babyforrest @ Apr 16 2004, 11:44 PM)
Do you eat banana peels or just the stickers?

I eat both. sometimes I eat the bananna and save the sticker for an afternoon snack.



BTW I am related to Elwood Blues. sasmokin.gif
jerseydevil
QUOTE (snuffypuffer @ Apr 17 2004, 01:45 AM)
Have you ever yelled at a donkey?

I did yell at my neighbor's donkey "pedro" once for eating out of our garbage can and trashing the yard! sasmokin.gif
gonzowalker
Do your wings work, or are they just decoration?

What are this weeks winning Lotto numbers for Texas? You'll get half if I win whistling2.gif
snuffypuffer
The All Seeing Eye sees your feeble attempt to copy Snuffy and Gonzo's psychic experience. Your flimsy premonitions have no chance against the almighty Eye.
colorless
Oh man you're weird....

What's one of my cousins' names?
The Krow
hmmmmm...what is my hair style???
jerseydevil
QUOTE (gonzowalker @ Apr 17 2004, 03:01 AM)
Do your wings work, or are they just decoration?

What are this weeks winning Lotto numbers for Texas? You'll get half if I win whistling2.gif

Oh yes the wings do work. I was a lot faster before discovering "Doritos" though


The Jersey code prohibits me from divulging any lotto info. Sorry sasmokin.gif
jerseydevil
QUOTE (The Krow @ Apr 17 2004, 03:08 AM)
hmmmmm...what is my hair style???

Mulett!

No question....


Creepy aint it? salook.gif
jerseydevil
QUOTE (snuffypuffer @ Apr 17 2004, 03:03 AM)
The All Seeing Eye sees your feeble attempt to copy Snuffy and Gonzo's psychic experience. Your flimsy premonitions have no chance against the almighty Eye.

The jerseydevil imitates no one. He is unique onto his own sasmokin.gif
TurtleTeas
awww i used to live in jersey, as soon as i greaduate from freakin u of a i'm moving my ass back out to the east.... so then jersey devil, where in joisey did i used to live? and where do you live by the way, maybe we were neighbors
The Krow
QUOTE
Mulett!

No question....


HaHaHa...I don't have a Mullet...I recently had my hair cut...i have a short little mohawk now!!!
gollum
QUOTE
i have a short little mohawk now!!!


Really Krow? Could you please be so kind and tell us his name? wink2.gif
jerseydevil
QUOTE (siphis @ Apr 17 2004, 03:04 AM)
Oh man you're weird....

What's one of my cousins' names?

"Elmer" and "Jed"

Although it's a family secret, if you dig deep enough you will find the Jdevil is right....AGAIN! sasmokin.gif
jerseydevil
QUOTE (TurtleTeas @ Apr 17 2004, 05:45 PM)
awww i used to live in jersey, as soon as i greaduate from freakin u of a i'm moving my ass back out to the east.... so then jersey devil, where in joisey did i used to live? and where do you live by the way, maybe we were neighbors

You lived in Bon Joviville NJ. Great pool halls, but the woman all eat softboiled eggs and smoke Marlboros.

I as you probably know, live in an upscale Trump development in an undisclosed location deep in the pine barrens.

Not to worry


I will soon materialize at a location near you! sasmokin.gif
jerseydevil
QUOTE (The Krow @ Apr 17 2004, 08:31 PM)
QUOTE
Mulett!

No question....


HaHaHa...I don't have a Mullet...I recently had my hair cut...i have a short little mohawk now!!!

OK quasi-mullett....but mullett nonrtheless! devil.gif
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