Yesterday when I read this online (on Tvtome.com) I thought it was very funny!

Charmed

(Phoebe and Prue are discussing Phoebe's sandcastle named "Phoebeville")
Phoebe: Wait, what don't you get?
Prue: That you just spent an hour of your life building something that is just gonna be completely, completely destroyed and disappear in about five seconds flat.
Phoebe: Ahh, but Phoebeville will live forever in the hearts of the villagers who come to love it.

Phoebe: Princess Prue has spoken! By the orders of the Queen--that's me...
Prue: Ooh, I got that part.
Phoebe: Phoebeville, and all of it's glory will be abandoned for greater pastures ... and two lattes.
Prue: Oh, all hail the Queen.
Phoebe: Yay, I love to be hailed.

--Too cute!

my all time favorite tv show quotes (of course from family guy!)

PETER: now kids, there will be no swimming unless there'e a lifeguard on duty. (laugh) duty...diaharea...hey lois, diaharea.
LOIS: (laugh) peter, i'm holding ice tea!L

CHRIS: hey birthday dude, you want some ice cream?
STEWIE: yes, but no sprinkles. for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

I also found this site that summarizes all the popular shows, with a large side of sarcasm - i fell in love when they called omarossa from the apprentice "ASSORAMA"
TV Summaries

My favourite quotes are from Black Books:

Bernard: You're doomed, you and all the shy people...I dont want to be mean, but genetically you're a cul-de-sac
Manny: You havent got a heart bernard, just a shard of ice
Fran: I've always seen it more as flint

Bernard: the food was warm, the drinks were few and the people were many - It was everything I expected and less. I'm never going outside again unless i need somewhere to throw up.

Fran:dont worry, you'll see her tomorrow when you go to pick up your stuff
Manny: No I wont! I didn't get a chance to plant anything! She was following me round all night saying "is this your cazoo?" and "ooh, you've got snuff on your plums!"

Good old churchill!
Some lady at a party: Churchill your drunk!
Churchill: That may be so but you are ugly! and tomarrow I shall be sober!

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"A modest man, who has much to be modest about" ( on clement Atlee)
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"I wish Stanley Baldwin no ill, but it would have been much better if he had never lived"
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Lady Astor:Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison
Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it
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LOL good job Winston!

Letter send to Churchill by George Bernard Shaw (I would have just loved to hear these guys doing a shoot interview against each other...)

Letter read: