pharmacist
for Viagra. The pharmacist asked, "How many?" The man replied, "Just a
few,
maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces, anyway." Upon
hearing
that the pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you
through sex." The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past ninety years old and I
don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far
enough
so I don't pee on my shoes."
