Fisher-Price
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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
A PAT on the head.
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How can you identify an blind pirate?
He's the one with patches over both eyes.
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Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.
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A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend
had proposed but she had turned him down because she found
out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.
"Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said. "Between the two
of us, we'll show him just how *wrong* he is."
