would offend the person standing near you?...NOT. Well, if you are, then
here are some alternatives to some popular phrases.
She is not: - An airhead
She is: - Reality Impaired
She is not:- A Bleached Blond
She is: - Peroxide Dependant
She is not: - A babe or chick
She is: - A Breasted American
She does not have: - Major league hooters
She is: - Pectorally Superior
She does not have:- A Great Tan
She is: - Pigmentally Enhanced
You do not want to: - Score or pick her up
You want to: - Attempt a Horizontal Encounter
She is not: - A perfect 10
She is: - Numerically Superior
She does not have: - A great butt
She has: - A Superior Posterior
If she does not want to get: - Married or hitched
She does not want: - Domestic Incarceration
She is not: - Half naked
She is: - Wardrobe Impaired
She does not have: - A perfect body
She is: - Anatomically Gifted
She is not:- Drunk or tipsy
She is: - Chemically Inconvenienced
She is not: - Small or short
She is: - Vertically Challenged
