a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!"
Mary Jane laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to
help that man!
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Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.
It's done on a very high level.
There's a lot of stomping and screaming involved.
And it takes two years to get any results.
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Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather
than women?
A. Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, men
are already there.
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The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different
limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?"
