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Lottie
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts.

The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
Druidus
LOL!!! That's hilarious. Can you imagine how he must feel? Shoulda paid up. lol laugh.gif
*MoG*
excellent

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and probably most (straight) mens worst nightmare devil.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
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Contgrat's Mog! original.gif

Dot9M
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thebarman
MMM, poses an interesting question..

If you could spend as long as you wanted with your head buried in some magnificent breasts, and the only catch was you had to spend the equivalent time with your head in the Kings groin, how long would you choose?

Difficult one...
Druidus
That's a hard one. If I could have rests for eating and drinking...

Infinity! Cuz then I'd be dead anyway! laugh.gif


Nah.. Probably not to long actually. King's groins generally are a repellant to me.
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