Rikishi singing "My fat will go on..." and "Wind beneath my fat"..... or maybe he could find a partnr and be "Fatman and Robust...."
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I imagined him singing 'Stink Face! Stink Face!' to the tune of 'Sex bomb' myself 
As long as madoona doesn't kiss that on stage at the next mtv music awards.... 
hmm...
Strink Face! Stink Face!
I'll give a stink face!
I'll back up my big ass and you can gag all night long!
Stick Face! Stick Face!
I'll give a stink face!
And don't it really pong?
etc
But yes...Somehow, I don't see Rikishi's music career taking off...for a while, he might be known as "that fat Samoan guy", and then everyone will forget him....a bit like his wrestling career actually
Strink Face! Stink Face!
I'll give a stink face!
I'll back up my big ass and you can gag all night long!
Stick Face! Stick Face!
I'll give a stink face!
And don't it really pong?
etc
But yes...Somehow, I don't see Rikishi's music career taking off...for a while, he might be known as "that fat Samoan guy", and then everyone will forget him....a bit like his wrestling career actually
MAybe he could become an actor, and be in Mr Nanny 2.....
Well....there's no way he could possibly make a worse attempt at acting than Hulk Hogan did...
Hey..... He was great in suburban commando..... I actually believed he was from another planet, I mean in his acting ability Im sure he couldnt play a human
During last night's SmackDown!, WWE promoted the 9/5 house show and potentially revealed the outcome to the Orton vs. Benoit match.
The commercial promoted the match as a Texas Death Match and implied Orton would be defending the title. Obviously, that would be a huge hint that Randy Orton will walk out of Summerslam with the title around his waist.
It should be noted that other advertisements listed Chris Benoit as the champion after Summerslam, so this is not a lock by any means. What is known for certain, though, is that WWE is indeed heavily considering an Orton title reign.
The commercial promoted the match as a Texas Death Match and implied Orton would be defending the title. Obviously, that would be a huge hint that Randy Orton will walk out of Summerslam with the title around his waist.
It should be noted that other advertisements listed Chris Benoit as the champion after Summerslam, so this is not a lock by any means. What is known for certain, though, is that WWE is indeed heavily considering an Orton title reign.
Yes, but they also had HHH advertised as the champion after wrestlemania, and Im quite sure they knew they were giving benoit the title before the royal rumble....
You know who I'd like to see as Champion? Ernest Miller, that guy rocked.
Who was he?
Ernst Miller was the Cat I beleive. Who was in the WWE for all of 2 weeks before getting fired cause all he did was dance.
I believe he's comming back with Ron Simmons to form The Nation of Domination, who are going to claim they got fired cause their black.
I believe he's comming back with Ron Simmons to form The Nation of Domination, who are going to claim they got fired cause their black.
RAWs future plot lines several months before they happen;
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| Rumors have been floating around regarding Randy Orton and Chris Benoit’s match at the upcoming Summerslam PPV. Rumors state that Randy Orton will in fact defeat Chris Benoit thus becoming the new Heayweight Champion, and then take a babyface turn. The working plan now is for Orton to win the WWE Title and defend it against Triple H at WrestleMania 21, but sources say the plan is for Hunter to be the babyface during that match. There has also been talk that Edge would be involved in a double-turn with Orton, perhaps as soon as Summerslam. There have been rumors for months now that Edge will turn heel, and some consideration was given to having him feud with Chris Benoit. It's possible that Edge will replace Hunter in Evolution, but it doesn't sound like there was anything to the rumors involving a double-turn with him and Orton. There has also been talk that Edge would be involved in a double-turn with Orton, perhaps as soon as Summerslam. There have been rumors for months now that Edge will turn heel, and some consideration was given to having him feud with Chris Benoit. It's possible that Edge will replace Hunter in Evolution, but it doesn't sound like there was anything to the rumors involving a double-turn with him and Orton. |
Also some news of Brock;
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| Minnesota Vikings defensive lineman and former WWE wrestler Brock Lesnar impressed many during a scrimmage against the Kansas City Chiefs. Lesnar sacked quarterback Damon Huard and also recorded four tackles. Lesnar was also in the middle of a scuffle during the scrimmage. Minnesota coaches say that Lesnar is making impressive strides, but still has a lot to learn. This is certainly a fantastic start for Lesnar, who says he hasn't been this excited since he won the NCAA wrestling title in 2000. |
SOCK IT TO THOSE PANSIES!
And on the big angry Geman vs the decreped Zombie;
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| Plans are for Undertaker to feud with John Heidenreich following the upcoming Summerslam PPV. McMahon is said to be sold on Heidenreich, but also considers this to be make-or-break time. Observers state that Heidenreich hasn't really improved in the ring since his last run with the company (he worked on Raw as "Big" John Heidenreich and made references to a "Little Johnny" character that never materialized). However, Heidenreich is very popular with the guys backstage, but as one source put it, "He just doesn't have it. There isn't a long line in the locker room of wrestlers who are eager to carry him in matches.” |
| QUOTE (Talon S. @ Aug 7 2004, 10:00 PM) |
| Ernst Miller was the Cat I beleive. Who was in the WWE for all of 2 weeks before getting fired cause all he did was dance. I believe he's comming back with Ron Simmons to form The Nation of Domination, who are going to claim they got fired cause their black. |
Do not speak ill of the Cat, for he has mighty mic skills and can do things in the ring that only Glacier before him could accomplish, verily, someone call my momma......
Okay, I like the Cat, I'm allowed to like at least one wrestler who will probably go on to accomplish nothing in the business. I think that's completely fair.
Yeah, its fair I was just really unimpressed by his last run
I was just really unimpressed by his last run
Oh, he was the Cat.....he was god awful!!!! I always switched channels when he came on.
But the Cat....the Cat 
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
3.... One to change it, one to dance... and one to call his momma........ ok that wasn't funny....
3.... One to change it, one to dance... and one to call his momma....
.... ok that wasn't funny....
| QUOTE (Subtemperate @ Aug 8 2004, 04:28 AM) |
| How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? 3.... One to change it, one to dance... and one to call his momma.... .... ok that wasn't funny.... |
Well, you tried, and that's what counts
| QUOTE (Talon S. @ Aug 8 2004, 08:00 AM) |
| who are going to claim they got fired cause their black. |
nah just that they were boring
The nation of domination...... Remember how well they dominated.... usually getting beaten by one guy
| QUOTE (Subtemperate @ Aug 8 2004, 04:14 PM) |
| The nation of domination...... Remember how well they dominated.... usually getting beaten by one guy |
I like the NOD
, but yes they usually got their ass kicked 
Oh god.... its just come to me, they'll bring back Mark Hendry to be its leader and he and JBL will hog the main event of Smakdown forever 
forever
Maybe they could be a team.... jbl hates those who dont speak english, and mark eats them?
| QUOTE (Talon S. @ Aug 8 2004, 05:24 PM) |
| Oh god.... its just come to me, they'll bring back Mark Hendry to be its leader and he and JBL will hog the main event of Smakdown forever |
I'm sure that would be your nightmare Talon
Knowing Vince and his love of racist-gimmics he'll probably go with a white supremist vs black supremist plot line
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| I'm sure that would be your nightmare Talon |
Indeed,
how well you know me
| QUOTE (Talon S. @ Aug 8 2004, 05:28 PM) |
| Knowing Vince and his love of racist-gimmics he'll probably go with a white supremist vs black supremist plot line |
knowing Vince I'm sure we will be seeing something like that soon enough
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| knowing Vince I'm sure we will be seeing something like that soon enough |
Will it end with JBL and Mark confessing their secret love for each other, and having a same sex marrage, while in the background, Booker T practices voodoo, and Triple H tries to make his enemy angry by simulating sex with a dummy?
No, but you just described my week....
Nah, that's just a week in the life of the collective brain trust (aka: The WWE writing team)
(aka: The WWE writing team)
Does anyone know (or have i missed something) what they are doing with orlando jordon? I see he was involved in helping bradshaw.... What the hell was he there for?
If I remember correctly, Jordon was released form his contract when the WWE ran out of ideas for what to do with him. Since they've obviously gotten him back, I guess he's just been randomly shoved into this storyline so the WWE can find something for him to do.
i do not think that orton has the skills needed to be the champ because i know theres no way in hell that orton could beat kane with the deck stacked against him where he can only make kane tap out and kane and can do what ever to win like the match benoit had a few weeks ago
ummmmm.....ok.......hate to tell you this but if vince wanted him to he would....
that is so true....cuz how the hell did Jeff Hardy win the WWE Championship from Triple H?
| QUOTE (Seraphina @ Aug 9 2004, 01:40 AM) |
| If I remember correctly, Jordon was released form his contract when the WWE ran out of ideas for what to do with him. |
They did that to Shawn O'Haire as well, god I hate Vince
hey your not a true talent until vince finds nothing for you.....
Jordon was actually very talanted....I never saw anything in Shawn O'Hair....I think the smarks just marked out for him because they needed someone to complain over Vince not pushing. Quite frankly, at the same time Shawn O'Hair wasn't being pushed, Benoit and Eddie weren't being pushed either...I'm much happier seeing them being given a ball to carry than O'Hair.
Granted, those were particuarly spikey and "we're gonna screw up your title run" balls, but at least Eddie and Benoit carried them with everything they had
Granted, those were particuarly spikey and "we're gonna screw up your title run" balls, but at least Eddie and Benoit carried them with everything they had
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| that is so true....cuz how the hell did Jeff Hardy win the WWE Championship from Triple H? |
when the hell did that happen?
| QUOTE (Booker T @ Aug 9 2004, 03:58 AM) |
| i do not think that orton has the skills needed to be the champ because i know theres no way in hell that orton could beat kane with the deck stacked against him where he can only make kane tap out and kane and can do what ever to win like the match benoit had a few weeks ago |
Punctuation is good.
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| when the hell did that happen? |
I second that confused statement
When was Hardy ever WWE chamipion?| QUOTE |
| A lot of people have recently been trying to spread the word that Ted Turner will be starting a wrestling company in the future. Though, in a recent interview on CNN with Wolf Blitzer, Turner said that he no longer has the money to begin some of the projects that he would like to do. Turner was once one of the top five richest people in the U.S., and is now the 73rd and worth a little over $1 billion. Since when is $1 billion "not enough money?" |
God, if I was that rich I'd fund my own animation studio in Glasgow, bring over a lot of Japanese talent to teach Scots how to make Japanese style cartoons and the then buy out the rights to Magical Project S and make a second series that ends in the way the first one should have. | QUOTE |
| According to an article found in Minnesota's Star Tribune newspaper over the weekend about the Minnesota Vikings training camp, Lesnar apparently refused to sign a Brock poster, which a fan approached him with. Lesnar explained that he will no longer sign wrestling merchandise. "That was a part of my life, and I just don't sign that stuff anymore," Lesnar said. "Just in case I never go back. They'd have that and they'd just sell it on eBay." |
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What an ar$e
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| The plan is still for Orton to defeat Benoit for the title at Summerslam with the idea that Edge will turn heel and cost Benoit the match, leading to a natural feud over the Intercontinental title between Edge and Benoit. |
Intercontinental level.......
I'm sooooo sorry Chis | QUOTE |
| HHH will most likely continue his program with Eugene following Summerslam and stay out of the World title picture for now. |
Good, stay that way
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| The planned challengers for Randy Orton during his title reign are currently Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels, and Chris Benoit, though that may change. |
Final Jericho is main event again
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| We have heard rumors that Shawn Michaels will return at Summerslam, doing a run-in following the match between Kane and Matt Hardy. |
Course, cause Matt can't get over Kane clean, thats simply giving him too much credibility 
WWE News Extra:
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| HHH had originally wanted to wrestle Randy Orton at Wrestlemania last year but he recognized that it was way too early for Orton. The booking plan last year was to have Orton win a feud against Mick Foley late in the year, and then Shawn Michaels, with the feeling that it would get him ready to wrestle HHH at Wrestlemania. That of course didn't happen though, as the Foley feud was delayed until Wrestlemania. |
Which ment if is was up to HHH, Beniot would have never seen the championship.
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| There is a lot of internal feeling that if the finish to the Benoit/Orton match at Summerslam involved Edge, it would possibly tip off the fact that JBL's title defense against the Undertaker would be similar in that Heidenreich and Paul Heyman would cost Undertaker the title. It is still unknown whether JBL or Undertaker will be going over in the match but should JBL retain, that is the scenario at the moment. |
....great...
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| THQ is just about ready to release WWE Day of Reckoning for GameCube. And naturally, the title is packed full of superstars, divas and legends from the popular entertainment sport. But who really is or isn't in the final cut of the game? We have the answer to that question for wrestling fans today. Below, the official full roster for WWE Day of Reckoning: SmackDown! Talent # Kurt Angle # The Undertaker # John Cena # Rey Mysterio # Eddie Guerrero # Big Show # Charlie Haas # Chavo Guerrero # Hardcore Holly # Rhyno # Doug Basham # Danny Basham # Booker T # RVD # Mark Jindrak Raw Talent # The Rock # Triple H # Chris Jericho # Kane # Randy Orton # Shawn Michaels # Christian # Val Venis # Garrison Cade # Batista # Matt Hardy # Ric Flair # Chris Benoit # Lance Storm # Shelton Benjamin # Edge Divas # Molly Holly # Victoria # Trish # Stacy Legends # Andre the Giant # Bret Hart # Greg the Hammer Valentine # Roddy Piper # Brutus the Barber Beefcake Simple, if a WWE wrestler isn't on this list, they are not in the game. |
Am I the only one who finds it funny JBL, current WWE Champion is nowhere to be seen
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Which ment if is was up to HHH, Beniot would have never seen the championship. |
I dont see it saying that, it says he wanted to wrestle orton..... Maybe he realised it was too soon, and decided to wrestle benoit and pulled for him to be switched to Raw.... Like early internet reports stated....
HHH would have been holding the title when he fought Orton though
Yes but that gives the impression the conversation would have been this:
Vince: I want you to lose your belt to benoit.
HHH " I dont want to, I wanna lose it to orton...
When it could be
Vince: Orton isn't ready yet....
HHH: I know..... But I want someone new to hold the title, maybe Beniot..... He has deserved it for awhile....
You never can tell....
Vince: I want you to lose your belt to benoit.
HHH " I dont want to, I wanna lose it to orton...
When it could be
Vince: Orton isn't ready yet....
HHH: I know..... But I want someone new to hold the title, maybe Beniot..... He has deserved it for awhile....
You never can tell....
| QUOTE (Seraphina @ Aug 9 2004, 07:43 PM) |
| Jordon was actually very talanted....I never saw anything in Shawn O'Hair.... |
my god woman, how could you not see anything in O'Haire
he can wrestling
even if JBL can't
I think its because the WWE never actually showed us anything he could do...... So blame them....
I dont know what the fuss is about, but I cant say ive seen the guy actually wrestle anyone but rikishi....
I dont know what the fuss is about, but I cant say ive seen the guy actually wrestle anyone but rikishi....
the Trouble with WWE is they act like WCW never existed. Has anyone ever actually seen O'Haire wrestling in the WCW
WCW? Whats that?
No I used to watch WCW years ago and lost interest in it altogether.... So i never saw him....
No I used to watch WCW years ago and lost interest in it altogether.... So i never saw him....
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| the Trouble with WWE is they act like WCW never existed. Has anyone ever actually seen O'Haire wrestling in the WCW |
I did
He struck me there in much the same way he did in WWE: Unexceptional. He was always just: "the big guy that can move"
At the end of the day, even a horrible booking won't affect how a guy performs in the ring. Someone with a whole lot of talent is capable, at the very least, of making themselves look good, if not their opponent. I can understand Shawn O'Hair never being able to carry Rikishi (Rikishi was terrible), but he didn't seem able to even pull his own weight during their matches...or any match he was placed in.
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