Nah, he'll need a better grasp on the English language to pull that off

Condemned to house shows for all eternity.

Charlie Haas was just interviewed on the radio over here, and not much came over as interesting and unknown.....

Although he did say that after Batista's comments about the smackdown lockeroom a dew weeks ago, Batista came in and apologised to the smackdown guys....

That was really nice of him. Brock should be taking notes. The selfish bastard...

Yes, brock could learn a thing or two. Sable and him together sound like a perfect match.....

Oh, and the only other thing was that he seemed to say he REALLY was engaged to Miss Jackie..... They dated for about a year or so, but they broke it off and he is still good friends with her....... Now either he was telling the truth, or he himself is confusing storyline with reality....

Well, what I'd really like to know is what happened to his charisma....

Yes that is a good question....

And the difference between him and his ex tag team mate is quite easy to see....

Shelton: Aint no stopping me....

Charlie: Aint no starting me....

Haas has his fans, the crickets, as they're the only ones making noise during his matches.

Crickets huh.... Maybe he needs to wish he was a real boy....

maybe that would work, coming out to the ring wearing donkey ears and a robin hood cap with a feather in it. Wait a minute, no, still more people would watch their popcorn settle.

"When I wish upon a star..."

When he was on the radio he was talking about wrestlemania, talking how primed everyone is for it...... I didn't have the heart to phone in and tell him it is very unlikely he'll be there, since he hardly gets on smackdown....

Don't get me wrong, he's a good wrestler, he just, has, absolutely no charisma whatsoever. there are doorknobs with more personality than him...

No I agree, that is why he has been stuck in tag team matches most of the time, until recently getting beaten often in singles matches.... He even got thrown into the whole Diva storyline, just to try and get some color into his blandness.....

Wait.. yeah, make the boredom part of his gimmick, the Square Avenger, or something like that... it worked for IRS... that was a long time ago and my memory may be a little fuzzy, but I think that's what finally got that guy over the hump...

Charlie "Mr Apathy" Haas

His special move: Haas of Boredom....

Oooh, Mr. Apathy, good name, Subby, good name.

"I came out here tonight, to tell you all....nothing.... and I dont care...."

"I could be world champion if I want, but that doesn't really interest me...."

"Undertaker, you might really be dead....but as if I care"

They write themselves

well it looks like booker t s gonna have to carry and lose to hidenrich or how ever you spell his name some time soon because they had a confrentation

Yeah, they are facing each other at No Way Out..... I pity the sucka....

Heidenreich vs Booker T? Why? Couldn't they bring one of the Mean Streets Posse out of limbo to face Booker instead of that hulking waste of space?

Charlie Hass anyone? lol

yeah, it would still be more interesting than Heidenreich.

"Heidenrich...still has a contract?....Tell me you did not just say that...."

Stand in one place. Growl. Throw things. Now pin me. Wow, what an amazing match! Clearly he's the man of the future!

Thats as good a method as most elections I see....

True. Sad, isn't it?

sidestepping here a bit but can anyone answer these questions:

Has anyone else realised that Chyna is/was a guy?

Has Lita ever posed for Playboy/Penthouse etc like the other WWF ladies?

I think that's it...

Regarding Lita, I don't know. I wouldn't object however.
Chyna was just an absolute beast, I think she is in Japanese wrestling now..?

I saw her on a TV show last weekend, and I swear there was some adams-apple action going on there.

I saw a pretty hot photo of Lita the other day, that's why I asked, and no, I would'nt object either!

Chyna is on the surreal life on VH1. She's bigger than all the cast!!

No, not at this stage....

I wouldn't kick Lita out of bed...

Anyhow, for no good reason, at all, other than to make a post... Snuffy's 10 current favorite wrestlers, in no particular order..

Muhammad Hassan
Christian
Tajiri
Abyss
Christopher Daniels
Eddie Guerrero
AJ Styles
Chavo Guerrero
William Regal
Akio

Now, debate amongst yourselves

Tajiri
Eddie Guerrero
AJ Styles
Rey Mysterio Jnr
Paul London
Shelton Benjamin
Undertaker (So shoot me)
Jericho
Benoit
Big Show... (hes grown on me a lot)

I dont get to mcuh wrestling stuff over here, just Smackdown and Raw.... So Its hard to judge outside WWE, but I have seen AJ a few times and was very impressed.....

One of my favorites also, just started to see some of his stuff...

Christian(All around great performer)
Edge(His new heel character is awesome, best entrance ever)
Batista(One of the best "big men" now)
Simon Dean(Funny, great on the mic)
Kurt Angle(He will always be god)
Chris Benoit(Same as above)
Kane(Will always be a Kane mark)
CCC(Too bad he got injured )
Luther Reigns(Hopefully Undertaker puts him over)
HHH(Just because of his new sweet beard! )

Just saw WWE AfterBurn. My god whatever I say aboutthe writting team normally, they sure as hell made Batista look impressive this week. Definately heading towards the image of a possible No.1 contender.

OMG this website has it all. Who would've guessed this alien and bigfoot website would have a wrestling thread?

This site is a true pot of gold. My favourites are ( in no particular order)

Current:
Hurricane (He is awesome.)
Taker
Trent Acid
Jericho
Orton
Stone Cold
Jushin "Thunder" Liger (Japanese superstar - Looks like a Poweranger)
Shelton Benjamin

Past:
Bret "Hitman" Hart
Owen Hart
IRS
Razor Ramon ( Post Scott Hall.)

Thats just depressing. No wonder I haven't watched SmackDown in 2 months.

No offence to JBL fans, but he is boring. Plus, he is getting a gut. If they brought Stone Cold back, and immediately had him take JBL's title, that would shake things up.

I think Doom Girl is the only JBL fan on the site. And I haven't seen her since Summer 2004. Otherwise this site has bashed JBL many-a-time.

I'll give JBL props because he's improved so much, but now he's average at best

Indeed he has improved. He's now mid-card level rather than opener.

Think about it, if they built him up properly through the mid-card, I think he could have been a pretty good champion actually.

Just not world champion

Now let me asked yall a question. Do any of yall think that Kane will ever hold another title? I mean cmon he has been i wrestling ever scine 1996 and has held the world title, but it for less then one day. And now some limo driving punk holds the title longer than anyone in a decade?

DAMN YOU VINCE.....DAMN YOU.

Kane might well hold the Tag or Intercontinental title given Vince's boner for the big guys, but not the world title.

Talon, if someone had asked you that same question about Bradshaw this time last year, surely you would have said the same thing.....

wait a minute bradshaw is the world champ right now?????

WWE champion......sad ain't it?