Cena's wrestling ability is NOWHERE near christians. His charisma is high, but in ring he does very little.

Benoit on the other hand, makes both of them look like Viscera...

true, true

Hold on... let me get this staight..... Cena is the world champion on raw now, and they are putting him in a fued with Jericho.....

WHilst im happy to see Jericho in the title hunt, having him the first person handed to Cena to beat is a bit of a pity....

but then again, HHH isn't around...so yay...lol

Jericho is going to have to job

Yes indeed, although I think he's become the expert at that anyhow.....

Is Shawn turning heel.... Hogan vs Michaels.... that could be..... horrible. As much as I like Shawn, Hogan just couldn't have a good match with god, let alone Michaels...

I beg to differ. His match with god a few years ago was actually quite good especially when God made him tap out clean from the anklelock

I am amazed god being all so powerful, that he has neck problems.....

If Kurt is all powerful, could he apply an anklelock os strong that even he couldn't break it?

Ah, well there we hit the crux of it. You see, despite popular myth, God/Kurt is not "all powerful". That's a miss quote...what it is meant to say is that God/Kurt is...

....*sits for five minutes, trying to think of something funny, that sounds like it could be confused for "all powerful"*....

.....

.........

*looks at watch*

.....

....screw it. It's meant to say that God's bald.

"And god said to abraham.. let there be WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Oh the bible would be far more fun to read.

And as Moses declaired unto hte pharoh "let my people go!", the pharoh did shake his head, and deny him. And so Moses, in a fit of rage, chopped him.

The Pharoh did then stagger around for some minutes, before falling over most dramatically.

And moses did come down from the mountain, after speaking to god.

Moses: I have been given three commandments by which to live our life...... They are..... Intensity, Intelligence and (i cant remember lol).

And the people did gnash there teeth, for while moses was gone they did make false idols of Bret Hart....

And lo, whenever Eve was mentioned, did those in attendance chant "you screwed Adam! You screwed Adam! You screwed Adam!"

And adam did pluck the apple from the tree.... Before taking a bite.

Adam: You know eve, you might be naked...and thats cool..... but you know whats not cool..*spits apple in her face*

And Pilot, threw Jesus' fate to the will of the masses...

"My people..." he began...

"WHAT!?" they replied.

"My people, how do you find this man?"

"WHAT!?" the chanted once more.

And it was known that Jesus had a dark secret.... and one day in front of everybody judas approached...

Juda: I know your secret "son of god". You have a brother..... He supposedly died in a fire, but being the other son of god he didn't die, and also never seemed to suffer from any serious burns... but people do fall over themselves scared due to his ugliness.....

Jesus: Well.. at least Viscera isn't my brother...

And lo, did God command Lot and his family to leave their home, and they would be spared. However, he ordered that they must not look back.

Lot's wife, however, denied him. And, as she turned to look upon their home, did a voice from above shout...

"I'm God dammit! And you're Fiiiiirrrreeeed!"

And gold said "Let there be bald"... and there was hogan
And god said "let there be fat" and there was viscera
and god said "let there be talent" and there was benjamin
and god said "Oops, what was I thinking" and there was a WWE writing team...

And lo, did Eve eat the apple that was forbidden to her by god. And lo, did she tempt Adam to eat the apple also. Gaining the gift of knowledge, they suffered the wrath of god, and were cast out of Eden.

And, as they departed, they met the Serpent upon the way. Cursed to wander the earth forever without limbs, he rose up in defence as they accused him, declairing in a deep, resonating voice.

"That....wasn't....my fault!"

And jesus did get crucified, and three days later the rolled back the stone.... and he had risen again. God then spoke to Jesus....

God: Ummm son..... Your not going to like this but ummm.... you need to come back up here..... your no longer wanted on earth.....

Jesus sighed....

Jesus: That HHH never stops...

Funnily enough, my next post was to be...

And as god cast Lucifer from heaven, did the arch devil turn upon his master, shaking his fist in a furious rage, declairing.

"Youaaah....can't do thisaaaaaah...to meaaaaah....because I am that damn good!"

And god did create goldberg......

God: Oh well, I may be god but even I can make mistakes...

And one more before I go...

In the final battle between heaven and hell, did the creation of god known as Goldberg succumb to his true nature, and fight for the forces of darkness. After much bitching about his low rank, was Goldberg eventually promoted to Satan's highest of generals, in order that the dark lord might shut him up, and have some peace and quiet.

And lo, at the head of Satan's army, did Goldberg wreak havoc among the forces of heaven, their attacks futile against a man who utterly refused to sell them. All this, from heaven, did God watch.

And Gabriel said unto God: "My lord, why must we endure this? My lord, you could destroy this man in an instant..why do you let him damage your army so?"

And god sighed, and shook his head.

"Gabriel," he replied, "were I to do so...were I, God, the creator of all...the most powerful being in the cosmos...who's strength knows no limits, and who is known and feared by all as all powerful lord and master of the universe, were to take to the feild and strike Goldberg down....I know he'd spend the rest of eternity bitching about how I made him look weak."

Goodnight

If there was a wrestling god would he allow this...

WTF

oh and



Bye Bye, cruiser division

two more people have been released.

spike dudly

Kevin Fertig

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/releases

I know I havent seen a lot of those guys, so I dont know them really well... But im really only going to miss Kidman.....

Who cares about Mark Jindrak & Gangrel, I actually thought Gangrel had been ditched ages ago.


By why Maven when they'd been hyping his heel turn so much lately?
And Shannon Moore, spike dudly, Akio & Billy Kidman? What are they thinking? They're killing the cruiserweights. The only decent thing is they were so under used the can probably do better for themselves in the Indies, or get snapped up by TNA.

Isn't Kevin Fertig Mordici? Won't miss him.

You know...somehow...I don't think changing Mr White's name is going to stop anyone calling him Chavo...what the hell is with that change?

I knwo, the name Chavo is well known, now his name just reminds me of a muppet.

Its Chavo Guerruro his real name?

I believe Chavo is his real name..... Interesting idea that instead of playing the evil hispanic, they are trying to make him look evil by wanting to denounce his roots.... Good luck...lol

Your saying they are killing the cruserweight division? Don't they have to give it life to do that?

I doubt it...seeing as his father is a Guerrero...



A good point...


And lo, did Jesus say unto the people...

"Blessed are the meek, and the small. For though they shall inherit the earth, they will never have a decent spot in wrestling."

Yes i beleive so......

just like it was mary who fell pregnant, and Joseph was seen saying "It wasn't my fault"

LOL




Can you imagine what all the pictures of Jesus would be like if it was his fault?

Not only that, I'd start to think that Mary had some serious self confidence issues

I'd start to think how she ever managed to push it out

And God appeared for Virgin Mary,saying....

"I want you to make me a son, and what I want, I ALWAYS get"

And god launched the first ever $250,000 Christian Virgin search......

LOL John CEna ROCKS!!!1 THIS IS MY FIRST POST HERE

And thats from WWE official website, oh snap



Charlie?!

MATT MORGAN!?!WHAT THE HELL?!!Matt Morgan was possibly the WWE'S best rookie prospect!

Welcome




I hated him myself.




Haas?! WHY?!


Who cares about Suzuki, Marty Jannetty and Jackie Gayda

Indeed, welcome to Mr Cena Let us hope he is as wisecracking as his namesake

And some of those cuts are just...well...eih. Charlie Haas....why the hell would anyone let go of Charlie Haas? The WWE appears to fire people not on the basis of "who can't you use?" but "who can we not be bothered using?"

...well... means in TEW I can have the SOH hire Hass without devieting from the timeline.

I know, I could name 10 people off the top of my head that I'd fire over Haas

Gene Snitsky, JBL, Viscera, Mark Hendry, Antonio, Romeo, Tyson Tomko, Heidenreich, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro

I don't mind wrestling i just wish they wouldn't put it on sports channels instead of real sports. You have to be athletic to do it but it is not a real sport, predetermined outcomes ruin everything.

Hmmm, I'd keep MNM, and fire pretty much every Diva search loser they hired, plus Chris Masters, Hardcore Holly, Sylvain Grenier, and Scotty 2 Hotty(because he's kinda stale)



Yeah, I don't think Golf's a real sport but I still have to put up with it

...... Dude.. if ten pin bowling deserves to be on a sports channel, as does POKER over here sometimes.... then a entertainment where guys cope more injuries then all contact sports deserves to be there....

Anyhow if the sports channels didnt want them, they get rid of them wouldnt they....

I agree with Subtemperate, its a sport.

Oh thats doesn't need said I'd also get rid of Cole and hire Joey Styles. My 10 was simply focusing on those in the ring........... although.... they seen to insist on putting Diva's in matches.... for christ's sake.

Man, you're lucky I have a muffin If I was in a bad mode, I'd be destroying you right about now