yea im hopeing 2 one day b a pro wrestler but rite now ill just stick wit amature wrestling but i have come up wit some pro wrestling moves that could be pretty good now if only i can find some1 to test them on lol

Is there a difference between them???

Is it not equally disgusting???

it hurts my mind...

From NoDQ

I liked Christian when he was doing that losing streak angle with DDP...that was cool...er...Thats not a bad thing, thats a good thing.*eerie smile*

man this sucks that on thursday Booker T is teaming up wit dat gayass Renne Dupree but at least we'll see tha bookman doing some damage to cena

but most of tha stuff booker will b doing is attacking RVD

well thats a first somebody that actually like Rene

lol i think its pretty funny that Cena can hardly beat Dupree but when Rey Mysterio wrestled Dupree Mysterio beat him wit only a few problems

Source: NoDQ

Thanks for the link Talon. Its a bit scary the thought of Randy Orton being a god lol
This subject might be closed but if your explaining how wrestlers get through a match you should mention the referees involvement.
Ill have a go at it but im no expert.
The referee is not there for law and order it is all predetermined before the match. He wears an earpiece in his ear which is wired to the writers / management out the back which gives him instructions during the match. Going home is the signal to end a match and he will tell the wrestlers when to go home. Usually they are given a set time to get through all their spots which can be extended or decreased usually due to crowd reaction. Injury can certainly stop a match with information going to the back as the match is going on.

Im sure ive missed vital information and please tell me if ive done so

Sorry i should of explained that this is only for WWE/WCW and other big promotions not the independant scene sorry for the slip.

ah guess you'll have sweet dreams tonight then

I am not going to be able to eat pie for quite awhile, now. thank you for that image

*throws up*

You know Bishoff loved every minute of it

I think Biscoff will do anything to get his head on TV. Hes egotisical and that example just proves it. If you remember Steve Austin stunned Mae Young so he didnt have to eat the pie lol but that said it was pretty funny

I bet stone cold already had some back in the locker room...

They probably all get some

BAD IMAGE!!!!

my brain...my poor fragile brain!!!!

See what you people did!! You broke Krow! And he was one day away from retirement!!

Poor Krow, maybe one day Mae will get out of your brain maybe even her g string as well

The Pain!!!! ohhh it burns....

please take me out back and shoot me...I can't live with this torment anymore!!!

poor Krow, how about the image of Gail Kim in your mind

oopos wrong pic

hey guys. A little while ago I posted something about Ken shamrock returning to fight in a MMA tourny against Kimo.
Just saw the fight. It was very short. They wrestled around in the clinch for a few minutes , trying to get the dominant position ( for takedown , strikes or submissions). Frank ended up with a double under hook. This is while standing , Frank had both arms under his opponents shoulders. Because of his leverage advantage, Kimo's head came down a little too low and he got smacked with Frank's knee strike right on the chin. Kimo dropped like a lead weight. To top things off, Frank Shamrock started punching Kimo in the back of his head while he was still down. Then the ref stepped in and it was over.
So yeah it was cool. I wanted kimo to win. He ended up in a very bad position tho. When the other guy has a double underhook, you cant lower your arms to defend from knee strikes.
I know this from experience. Its a good thing that we use helmets in my class.

Just thought I'd share that as a follow up. You guys should really look into UFC. Its not as pretty but I really think you would dig it.

Ahhhh, that picture of gail makes it all better...

*goes to look at more WWE diva pictures*

Thanks for the info Moe. I like UFC but i dont get a chance to see it that often. But i can get it on DVD. The guys i can remember that are good are Tank Abbott, Dan Severn and Tito Ortiz (hope i got the names right).

And hope you see some good pics Krow lol

I don't mind a bit of UFC either, a change from WWE and their BH stories

i told u guys it was kanes baby

OK...I'm wondeing what the hell is this stipulation for the Undertaker vs. The Dudley's match???
Something like a concrete crypt match???

probably something that has already been done - hopefully it will be no tables allowed, I'm getting sick of it

Ladies and gents, old faces and new comers...your great leader has returned!

For the past three weeks, I have led a lonely existance...scraping out a living on sandwiches and coffee, waking up in a bed that's too small finding myself covering in two, sometimes three cats! Pawing and mewing at me to feed them!

Having shed half a stone (that's 7 pounds to you US peeps...and I don't have half a stone to lose, so I am going to be on a power chewing craze for the rest of the week) and returned with every item of clothing I brought with me covered with cat hair...for a person who wears mostly black or dark blue, white cats are a sworn enemy...I have returned!

Routine questions out of the way: was staying with friends...no, it wasn't all that bad...yes, I'm tired as hell...and yes, badly need a hot bath to work out all the knots in my muscles after spending seven or so hours on the road to get home.

I do regret I stayed away for a little longer than I had intended...and so missed my chance to post my reply to our winning of the Most Pointless thread award (which, let's face it, we all knew we were going to be unjustly landed with). And so...here it is anyway, as my "return bwahahaha"!...everyone needs to return with a bwahaha!



Well…thanks for voting for the wrestling thread people. I can’t tell you how warm and fuzzy it makes me to see the population of this forum, common member and administration alike, reducing something that is loved by millions of people across the world to “most pointless thread”, and then hand us a tacky award for it. But thanks all the same.

For receiving this award, I’d like to thank Celti…who told us the forum had no room for an e-fed, yet has made no objection whatsoever to a proposal to host a D&D rpg on the board.

I’d like to thank all the people who’ve come to our thread along the way, to tell us our sport was “fake”, insulting our intelligence (and quite clearly displaying their own…or lack thereof) by seeming to think they were sharing some divine revelation to which we were not privy, and trying to make fun of us for being as passionate about it as we are.

I’d like to thank all the people who’ve started the most trivial, ridiculous, or downright stupid threads that have ever been, and apologise to them for missing out on this prestigious award, simply because a group of people had such a lack of respect that they’d dare consider the great tradition that is professional wrestling as “pointless”.

That they’d show such disrespect to the men and women who give up their health to entertain millions of people across the world. I’m sorry that they’d show such disrespect to men and women who were so passionate about this sport that they end up in wheelchairs…or early retirement…or early coffins.

So, for all that, I’m sorry we got this reward instead of you, because I honestly don’t think we deserve it. However, that being so, I’ll gladly accept it, as I need a new toilet brush.

I would however, really like to thank the people who participate in the wrestling thread now, and from its very start…I would like to thank those of you who have remained passionate and true to the sport, and have ploughed through all this small minded, arrogant, elitist bigotry that’s been hurled at us, even in the guise of this ridiculous award, from people who then retreat to their discussions about dungeons and dragons, anime, or gardening, that nobody has bled for, nobody has suffered for, and nobody has died for, and that are a great deal less “real” than what people are putting their bodies through on a nightly basis inside a wrestling ring!

I would like to thank the thousands of men and women across the world, who step into the ring for the love of the sport, and hope not only that you all continue to entertain and engross us, but also that I might one day number among you. Each and every one of you works harder in one night than everyone who slapped a vote on this thread will in their entire lives, and for that there aren’t any words that could possible express the gratitude of the few people with enough respect to see it.

As wrestlers and wrestling fans alike, we’ve grown one hell of a thick skin against the stigma this award represents. To many of you, I likely represents a chuckle at our expense and, for the more petty among you (and I’m quite sure the people I mean by that know exactly who they are ) perhaps a slight twinge of satisfaction as you see something you neither know anything about nor have bothered to try, be insulted. To us, however, it’s just another stone in the shoe of a very long journey we’ve been on since we became fans of the sport, and just like every other stone that’s gotten in our way, you can mock us, degrade us, insult everything that the sport and its fans stand for…

….but we’ll still leave you behind, as we move on. And don’t ever think you were more than a tiny prick to the foot.

*takes the award, raises it briefly overhead, and steps down*




Now that that's out of the way...

You'll have to forgive me if I'm a little out of the loop. I haven't had access to either the internet, or any channel showing wrestling for three weeks. I may take a while to get back to my usual hoss blasting, talent loving, tongue flaying self.

Until next time though, yo Good to be back

Well, it's about damn time! I thought I was going to have to start the Horsemen v2 for awhile there..

Good to see you back, Sera..

Three cheers for the sera-one!

(Sorry, but just like Saraphina, I have been away from internet access periodically and haven't been around lately)

I have a feeling that Lita's baby is Kane's. They never really answered what the question was and once Lita answered yes, it really wasn't talked about so many Kane asked her for sex and got it and now Lita's pregnant.

I hope Paul Heyman gets buried in the cement for what he's doing to Taker.

just one more stupid story line, I wish they would drop the writers and just let them wrestle

Details On Jeff Hardy's Return To TNA Last Night
Jeff Hardy returned to the wrestling scene last night taking on AJ Styles on the NWA-TNA 2nd Anniversary show.

Hardy really showed no signs of ring rust and looked good from start to finish. At the beginning of the match, the crowd chanted ""Hardy, Hardy, Hardy" followed by "AJ, AJ, AJ" for AJ Styles. This was a totally different reaction than the one he received from the ROH fans serveral months ago. TNA built up his appearance with three small video packages with cryptic rhymes.

As it stands right now, highlights of his match will air on Impact! this Friday and it's very possible he'll be on the show itself. We'll keep you posted.

Source

ugh...Jeff Hardy...one of these days Jeff...I'll find you and kill you jeff...

I saw him wrestle a few times and I'm pretty sure my eyes bled...

And its good to have you back Sera

[B][SIZE=7]WWF IS THE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
(WWE) WHATEVER!

Ah Jeff Hardy, I remember him well...

I wonder if he's bothering to work now...during his run in the WWE, as soon as he didn't have Matt to look out for him anymore he just stopped caring. I can't say I thought he was that talented to begin with (certainly not in the same league as his brother), but his singles run was just dire.

Compairing him to AJ Styles is, certainly, ridiculous...but he does seem the kind of guy that TNA fans would mark out for. My experience with TNA fans (the kind of guys who chant "Raven is god!", and still think that D'Lo Brown can be a really big player) have shown me that they seem to cheer anything that the WWE rejected, whether it's good or not.

Still, it is good to see Jeff isn't a floundering junky anymore (at least not that we know of). It'll be interesting to see how long it takes before the TNA booking team (who aren't that much better than the WWE team), turn him back into "the guy who jumps of ladders".

And, with this event, the WWE writing team go further down the river of soap opera digest.

yep...i think this story line is pretty stupid...pointless...but hey, way to go kane...score 1 for the freaks

well all i can say 2 that is lol