What simple things can't you do?
What things can you do that make you unique?

I can't tie a knot
But I can crack every bone in my body.

i cant tell certain colors or sounds apart.
but i can tell u all uve ever wanted to know about zelda, resident evil, and nintendo, and then some

i can't remember what i did 3 hours ago
but i can tell you every meaningless detail of something that happened years ago

i can also do a disturbingly accurate impression of mickey mouse, mike tyson, sean connery, and a bunch of other voices.

i also can't think about piercings, tattoos, milk, fingernails, teeth, or toenails for very long or i get very very squeamish.

I am utterly incapable of flirting When I try, I stutter, and long for the ground to open up and consume me.

I can make a grown man cry by twisting his toe

I cant tie my shows worth crap?
but I can have obes at will..

I can't kill spiders...too icky...

I can jump off the top of a ladder and do an Elbow drop(Mick Foley Style) through a table...

I can't socialize.
I can touch my nose with my tounge.

I can't have a tank. And I would really like to have a tank.

I can sing 18 and Life word for word, not missing a beat.

i cant tell time, socialize, make myself walk through sliding mechanical supermarket doors, put my finger in the harmless top part of a flame,or resist sticking my finger in small holes where they will surley get stuck. i cant breath smoke, think about contact lenses, get things in my eyes, or rub my toes in cloth without freaking out.

.i can do historically accurate caligraphy, draw anatomically correct animals of all kinds, scare myself silly, and i can imitate the voice of: numerous cartoon characters, country music and hippi singers, a few actors, irish, french, scottish, spanish, english, yankees, and rednecks, make animal noises, and stalk hunt. oh, and i can evaluate any chicken you can bring me of the worlds recognized breeds, giving you its faults, strenghts, and a point value based on 100.

I can't do Basic Math to save my life.

I can beat anyone in a staring contest( 114-0 so far).

I can teach psi

I cannot ( or should I say , will not ) tell people what they should do with their personal problems / what they should do with their life . I can only see the future my dreams tell me , other then that my chances are only a bit higher then luck . You want a future ? Go outside and make one .

( You all know who you are . Stop PMing me with questions you should answer for yourselfes )


EDIT - re - phrased to make it more clear .

I can't...hmmmm **thinks** let's see....can't spell worth a damn, can't go five minutes without getting bored. Can't beat my brother on Halo.

However, I can sing almost every song on my rhapsody playlist (and there's upwards of 100 on it). Can turn my tongue over, and can name every single poke`mon ever created

I cannot touch spiders or be in a room with them ~ no matter what size. I get ichy all over and the shivvers even if I see them on TV.

I can to VAT returns and other boring stuff like that and sad to say I like doing them

I cant whistle.

I dont know why its so frustrating.

An i cant properly click my fingers either.

I can't: do complicated maths problems in my head - by that I mean anything that doesn't involve x10, x100, x2; drink more than 2 pints of lager without getting hammered; remember stuff in my short-term memory; focus on one task for more than a few minutes.

I can: work out complicated maths problems with a pen and a piece of paper; sober up after 2 pints of lager within about 10 minutes; do tarot readings; remember faces; remember musical phrases.

i CANT cut mens hair ver well at all!
i CAN do womens hair really well!

I CAN: Draw a perfect shamroch in the top of a pint of Guinness, juggle with pint glasses and conversly, hold the pub record for most glasses smashed in one shift!

I CANNOT: Juggle pint glasses

Can't swim.

Can induce a deep trance in a willing subject.

I can't snap either. I can cross my eyes. Not too exciting

I can't carry a tune, which is a shame because I love singing

I also can't lick my elbow

I can't - understand physics or do physics projects
I can - play the guitar, make people laugh, get rid of animals people wouldn't dare to touch (such as spiders, rats, mice, and snakes) in any way I have to , and I can do all three at once.

I CAN: juggle (3, 4 and almost 5 balls, 3 clubs and.....fire clubs and knives ).

Often, I can't form a fully sensical sentence when talking to others. It deteriorates into hand movements and blubbering.

I cant look at the sight of my own blood......I faint

But I can watch graphic medical programmes of other people being operated on or have loads of blood gushing out them, gooey ewwww icky gorey blood things

wierd that eh!

the fact that the knife is 14 inches long, used for field dressing deer, and gets stabbed into the table alot dosent help either.

I can't watch sitcoms on the telly. For some reason they make me tired/bored whatever.

I can type one handed faster than most people can two handed.

I can't do maths

I can lose my way even tho, I lived in Chicago all my life. Honest

i can't see the back of my head, stand school without going on UM

i can do tricks with my tounge, slam dunk, crack my neck really loud, do nothing else worth mentioning

I can't tie shoes.

But I can kick anyone's butt in videogames.

I can do everything!

I can write a novel or story

but I can't finish them

Come to think of it I did think I could do everything simple. But I been thinking I can't figure out how to cennect my DVD player to the digital cabel box. Otheerwise I can't think of anything else that I can't do, but if I figure it out I'll let you all know.

I Can: Build several varieties of explosives.

I Can't: Find most of the ingredients i need.

Seriously.

o_o;;

I can't play soccer not that I'd want to, but you know.....

Can't is not a part of my volcabulary. There are many things I won't do, however there is nothing that I can't do.
And that makes me unique all by itself!

I can't dance the tango.

i can't make a drum roll sound with my tongue.

i can give you random trivia facts about most animals that walk the earth. also for all of the US presidents.

I can do a lot of the little things you ear about commonly: lift an eyebrow, wiggle ears, curl my lip, move scalp, etc. I can vibrate my eyeballs! Not everyone can do that. . . . what else. . . .

I can make my hands vibrate. Not like that, though! (Telling people that gets me jokes all the time!) I give killer massages and I can vibrate my hands when they're on someone else. . . .

I can't skate (roller or ice). I always fall over. The one and only time I rollerbladed, a little shrimpy kid tripped me (ON PURPOSE!) I sprained my arm and my parents forbade me from skating/blading ever again. I can't trill Rs. (One of the reasons why I'm taking French. . . .)

I'm in this music club BMG MUSIC they send you CD's free then you are suppose to pay them before thedue date. I can never pay them on time!