yeah man. they're good movies but i don't really recall them much.

George Romeo, the director of Day of the Dead, Dawn, Return etc etc was actually hired to direct Resident Evil originally. However he wanted to pull the series away from corportaion conspiriacies and viral/genetic research/weaponry etc etc and go with a group of people stumbing into the mansion and facing off with zombies. it was scrapped.

well that would have sucked cause it would relly be a ''of the dead'' under resident evils name many people would have been annoyed by that.

that would have sucked! i guess thats why he did dawn of the dead...

o wow! never noticed that before!

Resident Evil: Wonderland

i never noticed that before!!!! i gotta watch the movie again to try and see that!

i think i've proved my RE geekiness for the most part.
Any more questions? I know EVERYTHING.

fine smart ass...what color are leons shoes in re2?

dark grey, same as his chest plate.

how many teeth does the nemisis have on his lower jaw?

okay camon now.

HAHAHA OWNED!!!!! it's 12 you damned fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know it's 12? If you're going by pictures, i could have told you that.
However:

1) There are teeth in the back of his jaw invisible because they are in his mouth.
2) The nemesis is constantly changing appearance with each attack.
3) the nemesis in the game and in the movie are different slightly, including the shape of the mouth and teeth, and number of teeth.

ass...

muah.

In the underground is the king of all spiders, three times as large, three times as powerful...who am i?

also what is the average polygon count for the characters and enimeis in RE0?

Tiger Spider. Has several different names compared to where you look, and which version of the game you mean. Found after running from the bolder in the sewer system after Enrico Martini is shot by an unseen foe. The Spider not only grabs you, shoots poison at you and bites you, but there are also smaller spiders that burst from it's body after death.

As for polygon count, well i never claimed to know anything about the tech behind the games, on what the games include such as story, timeline, connections, facts etc. I do know that it is insanely high, but i don't even know what is high for polygons in Mario 1. Stick to the game, not techy stuff behind the game.

damn your good...

well anyway the polygon count was 25,000 so there you go!

25,000.
That's doesn't really mean much to me sadly.

well i'm sorry they must not be good enough for you then huh?

huh?
no it doesn't mean much to me because i don't know anything about polygon counts or anything.

i probably could have found it if i used a search engine. but that's just it, i don't.

o ok then, anyway...................................................................................how are you?

here's a question.

resident evil 2. what 2 items does CLAIRE need to find to meet cheif brian irons? what does she do with these items? where are they stored?

hell if i know...i haven't play it in ages...

im not the know it all you are...

FFVIII questions i can do though...

bah, loser.

Plastique explosive, detonator. In the downstairs storage room you find a note saying that plastique and detonator were confiscated from a man in the sewer. The plastique explosive is locked away.
It is located in the storage room next to the main police office. the detonator is on one of the desks. Combine these items and use it on the door that was destroyed by the helicopter crashing. this will blow a hole giving access to the cheifs office, where he's sitting there with a dead broad, the mayors daughter, on his desk.

well, if i ever need a stratagy guide, i know who to ask...

you'll never find another living soul who's completed all of 2 and 3 using nothing but a combat knife. NINJA!!
tis all.

prove it

Hmmm. How?
I don't think i can. Just take my word for it.
RE1 is to slow for me to complete with just the knife, but i have seen it done.

all right, but, if i find out you lied...you'll regret it...MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

i didn't. it's easier in Nemesis because of that lovely dodge feature. God i love the dodge feature.

so that's why you can go ninja...

takes alot of patience and play throughs.

i've never sevoted that much time to any RE game...

welcome to the world of the insomniac.

going back when these games first came out, i'd be awake every night, i just couldn't sleep. so, resident evil, hehe.

i actually haven't played any resident evil game in a few years now except for Outbreak and the remake, and zero. But since i don't own a Gamecube it's rare i get to play those.
I also have a VERY good memory, which is the reason i can answer all the questions.

ohhhhhhh so thats you secret....

pretty much.

that, and i have alot of spare time during my job, and the last job i had which was even more stupid than this, so i read websites.

checkout www.residentevilfan.com or www.rehorror.com for all the news, screens, details and tadbits of information you could ever need.

i found resident evil fan earlier today...'twas a good site...

very good site. actually it's two sites merged.

Resident Evil fan and resident Evil: A New Blood. I used to have a hand in the guides on New Blood, but had to stop because i didn't have the time for it.

o well that sucks...

meh, i prefer to read than write.

even though i could write out the entire resident evil story/plot in a matter of mins, let alone the best damn strategy guide you could imagine,


god damn i have such a BIG head when talking about RE.

well then start wringing and send me a copy

naa. no point, it's been done a million times.

alright then.

smegging busy at work all of a sudden to.
BAH!

smegging?