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The shortest war on record was fought between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past their king. This custom has become the modern military salute.

At the height of its power, in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.

Christmas became a national holiday in the US in 1890.

Members of the Nazi SS had their blood type tattooed on their armpits.

Seven of the eight US Presidents who have died in office - either through illness or assassination - were elected at precisely 20-year intervals.

The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal. It was adopted as the international signal for distress in 1912, and the Titanic struck the iceberg in April of that year.

A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60 mph.

A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.

A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.

An average human drinks about 16, 000 gallons of water in a lifetime.

Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime.

Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people.

Blood sucking hookworms inhabit 700 million people worldwide.

By age sixty, most people have lost half of their taste buds.

Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.

Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

Every person has a unique tongue print.

Every square inch of the human body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

Fingernails grow faster than toenails.

Fingerprints serve a function - they provide traction for the fingers to grasp things.

Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14 and crayfish have 200.

If it were removed from the body, the small intestine would stretch to a length of 22 feet.

If you are locked in a completely sealed room, you will die of carbon dioxide poisoning first before you will die of oxygen deprivation.

In the late 19th century, millions of human mummies were used as fuel for locomotives in Egypt where wood and coal was scarce, but mummies were plentiful.

Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

A diamond will not dissolve in acid. The only thing that can destroy it is intense heat.

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment.

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

Catholic Popes who died during sex: Leo VII (936-9) died of a heart attack, John VII (955-64) was bludgeoned to death by the husband of the woman he was with at the time, John XIII (965-72) was also murdered by a jealous husband, Pope Paul II (1467-71) allegedly died while being sodomized by a page boy. blink.gif

Humans are the only animals that copulate face to face.

In 1894 there were only 4 automobiles in the US.

In 1900 the average age at death in the US was 47.

Julius Caesar and Napoleon Bonaparte both suffered from epilepsy.

Men commit suicide three times more frequently than women do. But women attempt suicide two to three times more often than men.

Midgets and dwarfs almost always have normal-sized children, even if both parents are midgets or dwarfs.

The kiss that is given by the bride to the groom at the end of the wedding ceremony originates from the earliest times when the couple would actually make love for the first time under the eyes of half the village!






Angelfish
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Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May
and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell
so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour. Hence the
custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house
had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men,
then the women, and finally the children -- last of all the babies. By then
the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the
saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water,"


The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence
the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery
in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help
keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh
until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece
of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hencethe saying a "threshhold,"

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always
hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot.
They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the
stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then
start over the next day. Sometimes the stew had food in it that had been
here for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge
cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man "could bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content
caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning and
death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the
loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust."

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock them out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake."

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places
to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a
"bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they thought they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard "shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."

Courtesy(sp?) or Mr. Caracticus at The Watch House happy.gif
FLY SPITTA
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wunarmdscissor
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The shortest war on record was fought between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.


Hate to be pernickity, it was actually the United Kingdom that went to war with Zanzibar not just england.

Thats like saying only texas went to war in Iraq lol.
Lottie
I know what you mean Wurm, anyway here are some more...

In 1870, Jim Mace, the British boxing champion, fought an American challenger in a fight that lasted nearly 4 hours without landing one punch!

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using only the letters on the top row of a computer keyboard.

By the law of averages you are more likely to be killed by a flying champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

In England in the early 1960's the Autolite Cigarette Company manufactured self lighting cigarettes.

On average a baby's heart will beat about 60 million times before it is born.

Male fruit bats have the highest incidence of homosexuality in the animal kingdom even overtaking humans!

If a man farted non-stop for six years and nine months and then lit it he would produce an explosion equal to the power of the first atomic bomb!

There are more English speaking people living in China than there are in the USA!

The worlds largest bacteria, Thiomargarita namibiensis, which was only discovered in 1998, is actually bigger than the full stop on this page!

In the USA up to 200,000 Americans wake up every year under general anaesthetic!

An ostrich's eye is actually bigger than it's brain is!

In the USA Americans eat about 18 acres of pizza a day!

In Britain, in 1999, 43 adults died in their bathtubs!

On average there is about 3,000 feet of electrical wiring in every car.

During World War II, at the the battle for the city of Stalingrad, in Russia, the German army lost more men attacking a single house than it did occupying Paris, in France, three years before.

It has been estimated that you spend about a year of your life looking for things you have lost.

1.2 billion letters are sent worldwide through the post every day. If they were joined together they would make a bridge that would span the Atlantic ocean.
Great Big Sea
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At the height of its power, in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.
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