French President Jaques Chirac, tired of all of the anti-french jokes, since the start of the invasion of Iraq, has announced with great national pride that the super secret French Space Agency will send the first manned mission of three French astronauts to land, and walk on the Sun.     President Chirac stated " This mission will be of historic important to the world, and restore France's rightful place in the history of the world"     NASSA space scientist's, stunned at the news, asked Mr. Chirca what technology they had developed to keep the astronauts from burning up long before they reached the Sun?     The French President sniffed and replied " Don't be stupid, we are going at night".

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*passes out due to too much laughing*

those wacky French.

Ha ha! Too good!

I've heard another version of this joke:
There was a brunette, a red-head and a blonde who were discussing what other places beyond earth they would like to visit someday. The brunette says "I'd like to go to the moon someday, it must be so exciting being up there".Then the red-head says "when it's made possible, i'd like to visit Mars, it's a really interesting planet". Finally, the blonde exclaims "I wanna go to the sun!". Surprised, both brunette and red-head say, "What?? To the sun? Do you want to burn to death??". The blonde looks at them with a smirk on her face and says, "Doh! I'm gonna go at night!"

Ah Lottie, bad move, the French government will be after you now...they were trying to keep their plans secret

don't believe that...nope not me

It makes a change from Irish astronauts.

Do Irish astronauts go to the Moon in Bottle Rockets?

...I'm sorry, I just had to..

zis vas by far ze funiest joke today

haha! great! lol, stoopid french

how many frenchmen does it take to defend a country?
no one knows, its never been done!!!

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