I saw these a while ago and saved the images. There are many of these all over the web, so I don't know where they came from. But anyway, there funny!

The real images and guide can be found at http://www.ready.gov .

Update:

I found two websites with all of my images and more, so here they are:

http://www.r1se.net/archives/news/000073.html
http://object.qpalzm.com/fun/safety/

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

As sick as it may sound that is kinda funny... but with a very important message

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.

OR

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the hell away.

That them all? They were very funnym, especially the spray one

Druidus! I really loved the flashlight one!

To anyone who hasn't bothered reading the top post, the links to more of these pictures are there.

thank you Druidus thats the best laugh I've had all week!

do you how many stupid pople in america are gonna beleive that . damn i just hope they don't put those in the news. there was a joker up here in alsaka who said that terrorist were atacking elementery schools with dihydrogen dioxide (aka h2o, water). so many people beleive him that it caused pandemonium. Patrents were calling thew mayor screeming that there children were dieing. it was a mess. people take this suff seriously funny though