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Kellalor
Click Here and then click 'Watch this Movie'. thumbsup.gif Funny stuff.
tendo
hahahahahahahaha!!! i have friends that play that, and i wanted to...now i just wanna watch them so i can make fun tongue.gif
jenk
laugh.gif grin2.gif laugh.gif grin2.gif I've seen that befor but with better animation. I play D&D with my buds some times and sadly this sounds very close to the truth. Ugh my friends are nuts! I usaly DM our games meaning I have to stop them from going on murder sprees, hiting on all the female NPC's and framing each other of crimes to get each other thrown in jail rolleyes.gif .

Heres a small exert of one of our games
*Setting* Pirats Boarding a small merchant. The PC's are the Pirats
-DM-"you come along side the merchant ship, you see the merchant is flying a white flag of surrender.
-Elf- I Jump abourd and draw my sword at the captian
-Dwarf- Jump on the merchant as well and start grumbling about how messy it is
-Elf-"Give us your Money and your Wemon!
-Merchant Captian- Take all the gold you want be we have not any wemon aboard
-Dwarf- hhmmmm do you have any wee boys then?

*Out of game* We all stop and look at the speaker in a disturbed disgust, then burst our seem laughing.

I have a nerdy side I have to admit blush.gif
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