I'm drinking some tea.
Ate some crumpets with honey.
The cat's in my lap.

last tme dot had tea
it ended up in her lap
hot tea on kitty ?

joc shot the bee hive
just for fun he took good aim
honey, bees and ..............run!

The cat ran away
Set down my teacup real quick
Thank God she's declawed!

Discovered a trick,
Rids insomnia real quick.
Frolic in the pool.

I meant no offense
Kentucky is a great state
Many look normal

frolic in the mud
cold shower will wake me up
get zestfully clean

Love to read books
and have many adventures,
During stormy days

3 more posts to go
then one thousand posts for Dot
Moe will make a thread

I'm a Dove girl myself
Moisterize while I shower.
As soft as can be.

reading books in mud
same as reading in shower
pages get all wet

" ...you stole my neener" -
" You are mean MOE!!!! Boo on you! " -
"... maybe you're _ demon...."

to get on Moe's sig
one must get angry at Moe
Moe wears them proudly.

Fifteen minutes to go,
I want to get going home.
Where my son's waiting.

Iguanas are cool
they can go swim in the pool
i need a bath robe...

Dot's iguana Merlin.
Was five and a half feet long.
See his pic attached.

He ate from my hand.
Tail was a mighty bull whip.
Merlin is long gone.

Thanks SaRuMaN for the resizing

a haiku topic?
well i hate haikus so bad
oops i just wrote one

The lizard was good
Slow cooked on hickory logs
Slight indigestion

painful tears are shed
reason is not known to me
God, I hate this life. . . .

sad Serenity
perhaps a jelly donut ?
we dont understand

jelly donut sweet
caused little smiles from me.
It is a bad night.

Eyeballs, brain & tongue
Snails, eels, octopus, shark. Yum!
Entrails, heart & lung.

Jellied head cheese yuck!
When I ate it, I then chucked.
What do you think joc?

dot of nine moons
has a tongue for tasty treats
and a bag for barf

Let me take you out
To a really good steak house
and cleanse your innards

my brother leaves now
to texas he shall depart
weighs heavy on heart

The ice in the cold
Frozen with a tint of blue
Smells like aftershave


(lol. I'm not good with Haiku.)

Is Jan's brother gone
To Texas and then Iraq
Or just to Texas?

@ Moe
@ joc

I pray Jan's brother
will be safe wherever he goes,
And quickly gets home

I really hate war,
And wish your brother stay safe.
I have a young son.

(Jan unless I misunderstood I really don't think joc was poking fun at your brother)

secret agent Moe
Theyve given me a number
and taken my name

Frightened I am so,
Of the cold whispering wind
In the dark moonlight

(Jan, your brother will be safe, I'm sure. My dad had to ship off and he came back fine. My father's a big clutz, so if he can come back without a scatch your brother will, too. )

The Poppy Flanders
prowls the night eating eyeballs
Vampire Dot 9

Mistress Vampire Me?
Oh grab your torch and pitchfork!
Poppy Flander's here!

I dream about you,
As I lay asleep in bed,
You were never there.

I am the greatest
I truly am the smartest
egotistical?




God is so Awesome
In His infinite Wisdom
He created Man


I had an old cat
I decided on fishing
He made some good bait


The cat on my hook
Was mostly responsible
For catfish I caught

Shoulders stiffened,
forearms frozen,
neck slightly bent,
mouse in the palm,
keyboard bound,
soon one with the desk,
I'm going down .

sitting in workplace
of my mother, my dearest
wandering online

greetings happy folks
from Indianapolis
as I take time off

love scary poppy
with name that does not quite fit
GRR-ARG to you all


*points for anyone who knows the GRR-ARG reference. I'll give you a cookie to go with it!*

Q-la failed haiku
he does not follow the rules
its five seven five

Tis my vampire name
Not very scary I know
Poppy Flander's here!

Starting to Worry
My fears are now relieved
Thank you for posting