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I named her Shelob
Big fat glutenous spider
Outside my window
Big fat glutenous spider
Outside my window
Big Nasty spiders,
Live outside Dot's own window
They don't make her smile.
Live outside Dot's own window
They don't make her smile.
She had her dinner
Had five bugs caught inher web.
Now there's only two
Had five bugs caught inher web.
Now there's only two
Technical hardships
me homework will not print out
smashed computer corpse
me homework will not print out
smashed computer corpse
gotten bored of these
ive done too many haikus
three hundred forty
hey wait a second
this is a haiku right here!
i made another
ive done too many haikus
three hundred forty
hey wait a second
this is a haiku right here!
i made another
still haven't finished
homework lies right beside the
burning computer
homework lies right beside the
burning computer
Snuffs don't count haikus
Although he has done many
All are mysteries.
Although he has done many
All are mysteries.
QUOTE(jeceris @ Sep 10 2004, 04:11 PM)
wiggly party moe?
what does one do? wiggle some?
and what would one wear?
the nfl starts
last night, patriots played well
didn't cover spread
world cup of hockey
this weekend, canada plays
will they beat the czechs?
tonight u.s. plays
finland is their foe, gomez
and others will score
the canadian
open golf championship
continues today
and there you have it
sports fans, the haiku update
of whats going on
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what does one do? wiggle some?
and what would one wear?
the nfl starts
last night, patriots played well
didn't cover spread
world cup of hockey
this weekend, canada plays
will they beat the czechs?
tonight u.s. plays
finland is their foe, gomez
and others will score
the canadian
open golf championship
continues today
and there you have it
sports fans, the haiku update
of whats going on
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u.s. lost to fins
close game, but couldn't do it
finland moves on to play
canada moves on
beat the czechs in overtime
tomorrow they play
mike weir almost won
played vijay singh in playoff
his ball found water
good weekend for sports
if you like that kind of thing
or maybe you don't
Thus today it starts
The bitter war of cookies
V'dude versus Dot.
The bitter war of cookies
V'dude versus Dot.
cheeky monkey man
holding sign: homeless, hungry
new nike clad feet
Will he take a check?
he nods white bleeched toothy grin
Moe sneers then drives on
dramatic dirt man
holding sign : will work for beer
barefoot crusted nails
will he take a check ?
missing tooth grin " just a beer "
Moe likes, buys him some
holding sign: homeless, hungry
new nike clad feet
Will he take a check?
he nods white bleeched toothy grin
Moe sneers then drives on
dramatic dirt man
holding sign : will work for beer
barefoot crusted nails
will he take a check ?
missing tooth grin " just a beer "
Moe likes, buys him some
schoolwork is cutting
into the cheat's online time
im getting behind
ever notice, The
Cheat tends to use third person
when writing haikus?
into the cheat's online time
im getting behind
ever notice, The
Cheat tends to use third person
when writing haikus?
third person is best
most novels use it to share
Moe is just a freak
the cheat does this well
giant orange eyeball one
a true freak at heart
most novels use it to share
Moe is just a freak
the cheat does this well
giant orange eyeball one
a true freak at heart
why thank you Moe 
tho The Cheat is a true freak
orange eye is not hers
the Eye of Sauron
finds and binds all in Mordor
land where Shadows lie
tho The Cheat is a true freak
orange eye is not hers
the Eye of Sauron
finds and binds all in Mordor
land where Shadows lie
QUOTE(The Cheat @ Sep 13 2004, 12:43 PM)
ever notice, The
Cheat tends to use third person
when writing haikus?
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Cheat tends to use third person
when writing haikus?
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Janiel Doesn't
Janiel's name is too....wait...
damnit i just did
thrid person haikus
are kind of annoying huh?
Janiel says yes
annoying Frodo
victimized panzy hobbit
toss HIM in the crack
victimized panzy hobbit
toss HIM in the crack
playing constantly
one song goes on for hours
obsessed? I think so.
black lipstick is fun
it doesn't taste too good, though
funky stale sweetness.
computer: evil
and yet on it I rely
distracts from real life
drivers training is
stressful with the radio
playing the right wing.
but not all is bad
lessons have been learned today:
driving with anger.
one song goes on for hours
obsessed? I think so.
black lipstick is fun
it doesn't taste too good, though
funky stale sweetness.
computer: evil
and yet on it I rely
distracts from real life
drivers training is
stressful with the radio
playing the right wing.
but not all is bad
lessons have been learned today:
driving with anger.
driving with anger ?
As long as you dont flip birds
roads full of mad folks
tossed a basketball
friend tagged a rude jaywalker
drive by basketball
blacklipstick is fun
Moe cannot wear such things now
gothic days long gone
Moe visits goth clubs
wears green stripey shirt, kahkis
like the blues clues host
As long as you dont flip birds
roads full of mad folks
tossed a basketball
friend tagged a rude jaywalker
drive by basketball
blacklipstick is fun
Moe cannot wear such things now
gothic days long gone
Moe visits goth clubs
wears green stripey shirt, kahkis
like the blues clues host
Snuffy's home from work
In a haiku state of mind
Like Willie Nelson.
In a haiku state of mind
Like Willie Nelson.
QUOTE(moe eubleck @ Sep 13 2004, 06:15 PM)
Moe visits goth clubs
wears green stripey shirt, kahkis
like the blues clues host
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wears green stripey shirt, kahkis
like the blues clues host
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LMFAO!!!
I am glad your back
putting smiles on faces
Throughout good UM
It's bardudes birthday
It is a wonderful day
Lets buy him a drink!
It is a wonderful day
Lets buy him a drink!
bardudes birthday song
happy birthday barman dude
my first post to you
happy birthday barman dude
my first post to you
what to drink, barman
pint of lager, bitter, ale
have a drink on me
vodka and tonic?
lager top, maybe snakebite
stella, grolsch, whatever.
because it's your day
and you did such a good job
on my avatar
pint of lager, bitter, ale
have a drink on me
vodka and tonic?
lager top, maybe snakebite
stella, grolsch, whatever.
because it's your day
and you did such a good job
on my avatar
I'll have a Guinness
I raise my glass to you all
Here's to a great day
I raise my glass to you all
Here's to a great day
Hehehe Bardude
no Aftershock for you, eh?
I have blackmail pics
no Aftershock for you, eh?
I have blackmail pics
Happy birthday dude
mAny good ones to follow
Drink like a drowned fish.
mAny good ones to follow
Drink like a drowned fish.
leader of mommies
knocks on door wants to meet wife
stay home mommy club
but this Moe stays home
defies laws of tradition
she cant understand
knocks on door wants to meet wife
stay home mommy club
but this Moe stays home
defies laws of tradition
she cant understand
Leader of daddies
Defier of tradition
How groovy you are
Defier of tradition
How groovy you are
Was sleeping again
during my classtime of course
Home in an hour........................
during my classtime of course
Home in an hour........................
a Happy Tuesday
to everyone on UM
make it a great one!!!
i have finally
put pic in rogues gallery
Krispy Kream hat yay!
to everyone on UM
make it a great one!!!
i have finally
put pic in rogues gallery
Krispy Kream hat yay!
was it good for you ?
postpoofer curtaincloser
rats sleep with fishes
postpoofer curtaincloser
rats sleep with fishes
little birds cried no
long movies make birds too tired
Moe takes cold shower
long movies make birds too tired
Moe takes cold shower
the kangas in trees
the roos hanging with the bees
and me....just....confused.....
the roos hanging with the bees
and me....just....confused.....
i am in school now
this site used to be denied
to evryone here
this site used to be denied
to evryone here
snip snip winky coat
a strange human tradition
they shall eat no swine
a strange human tradition
they shall eat no swine
haiku's have fled
can't think of five, seven, five
what is my last line?
can't think of five, seven, five
what is my last line?
dont u worry dot
itll come to u im sure
just give it some time
itll come to u im sure
just give it some time
Moe walked kids to school
mommies stare at tall dark Moe
Moe sucks in his gut
mommies stare at tall dark Moe
Moe sucks in his gut
I try and I try
yet still the words do not come
need inspiration
yet still the words do not come
need inspiration
Dot should not fret so.
haikus about no haikus
are still good haikus
haikus about no haikus
are still good haikus
Moe is right of course
Haiku-ing about nothing
Is still quite groovy
Haiku-ing about nothing
Is still quite groovy
whats the deal with them ?
waste the whole day arguing
Christ vs. science
as stubborn as mules
but easier to offend
another doomed thread
waste the whole day arguing
Christ vs. science
as stubborn as mules
but easier to offend
another doomed thread
The Cheat did skip school
To get her senior pictures
and go to the mall
'twas quite a good day
had fun spending much money
now I'm bored again
To get her senior pictures
and go to the mall
'twas quite a good day
had fun spending much money
now I'm bored again
today is the last
for three weeks i wont have school
hell yea! yay for me
for three weeks i wont have school
hell yea! yay for me
My 500th post
celebrated with haiku
and chocolate milk
(yum!)
it may be measley
compared to everyone else
but im still quite proud
celebrated with haiku
and chocolate milk
(yum!)
it may be measley
compared to everyone else
but im still quite proud
skool skool skool skool skool
neener neener Moe is done
wants to go back tho
neener neener Moe is done
wants to go back tho
QUOTE(The Cheat @ Sep 16 2004, 11:47 AM)
My 500th post
celebrated with haiku
and chocolate milk
(yum!)
it may be measley
compared to everyone else
but im still quite proud
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celebrated with haiku
and chocolate milk
(yum!)
it may be measley
compared to everyone else
but im still quite proud
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TC 500
congratulations TC
500 TC
TheCheat- Yay! Congrats!
I remember five hundred!
Keep it up you hear?
I remember five hundred!
Keep it up you hear?
in class i do sleep
yet again today this class
only 10 minutes
yet again today this class
only 10 minutes
The Cheat you're groovy!!!
The chocolate milk's on me.
Your 500 rock!
The chocolate milk's on me.
Your 500 rock!
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