Snuffs' smiley story
Made him jump and smile, again.
He shall do many.

wow this place is dead
only one haiku today
a sad state of things

Been a long long time
Since BurnSide wrote a Haiku
... hrmm.. now he knows why..

(cause he sucks!)

Moe is now Upitty
Much Anonoyingness Moe has
secret agent moe

S-N-B-U-N
Dot, BurnSide, Snuffy, Falco
Janiel, Ames, Alice

Potholer, Crystal
Saucy, Vampchilde, Wings of Selkhet
Dukeofnoodleness

Dancing Hamster, MOE
Hammy's Teddy, Lottie.
We are the Skeptics

Hope I didn't miss any

I missed Moe....I am sorry Moe

edit to correct because Dot is Dotty

Dot, she forgot Moe
Newest member of SUNBUN
Once again we rule.

S-N-B-U-N
we will live, quite, forever
but beware our might

Fires burn in the night
Darkness descends upon us
Our mother trembles

Loyalist Jihad
Holy War Just and Mighty
Run now little boy

She will moan with pain
Torment that will never end
A child cries aloud

A man walks softly
Never to draw breath again
The worm always eats

Loyalist Jihad
Velikovsky he mocks us
You will meet our wrath

Give you no cookies
V’dude now take this warning
We, the sceptics rule

Jihad is declared
Now Daughter of the Nine Moons
Your brood will suffer.



Cookies are so good
Please Dot can't I have just one
Give me your cookies.

Devout ones are bought
Loyalist and Skeptical
The battle goes on.

Three dollars, Jihad
Kinda cheap for a war, eh?
Won't fight my friends.

Except for Snuffy's streak
Uppity's never mocked or scorned
So no war say I!

The Jihad Betrayed
Money stolen, gone, deceit
The war not yet lost.

Was cover charge
Must buy new pews and altar now
Jihad not betrayed, no.

Impartial we are,
Waiting to see who's victor-
Then praises will sing.

Devout ones are safe
They will sing of our Jihad
The war will be won.

Nope, nada, no way
I will not give you my cookies
Never, ever. No.

Cookies are all lost
Dot a harsh woman of ire
Give me my cookies!

I see you grovel
It makes my day, Jihad was
Declared over cookies???

Dot declared a war
The Jihad has responded
Smash all the cookies.

indeed!

Brings lots of cookies
Enough for all my friends.
Enjoy, Enjoy, all!

cookie monster eyes
but these cookies are swallowed
let us dance naked

Shall a monkey laugh
A little hand will raise up
Twinkling blue eyes

honorary membership for anyone who can figure out the meanings of my haiku's.
No guessing there's a two try limit

Shall a finger point ?
Tis the finger of birdies
watch the birdie fly.

birdie birdie bird
*index finger up and down*
cute little birdie

Dot's cookies, so nice
The cookies so big and soft
Please share with me Dot.

Begone you beggar!
I shall not share till you declare
Dot's supremacy!!!

I will change my name
You shall call me Mat Cauthon
Cookies mine by right.

pfft!

You speak prophecy
To marry the Dot9M
It has yet to pass

You, Son of Battles
Have not seen my surrender.
Tuon's not yet won

Cookies I do have
Cookies I shall eat right here
Cookies I can share.

The prophecy comes
I have you in my hands now
The daughter submits

It has yet to pass
The Wheel Weaves as the Wheel Will
D'you hear the dice roll?

The wheel weaves you Dot
Into the arms of Cauthon
The Dice have stopped

T'will not protect you,
The fox head medallion,
You are Tuon's 'Toy'

jay and silent bob
were insulted by the nerds
on movie poop shoot

Scratching head right now
The Great Cookie War I see
Can't we get along?

the chosen one had
to avenge his family
bad master betty

Dot and Vel have fought
battle is over, War's going
for Janiel's here

But lo behold
I'll woop your ass ten fold

woop my ass ten fold?
at least make it in haiku
is 'woop' a word tho?

Dot- Vel said he'd take
Cookies whilst you were sleeping.
Shame on him I think!

Vel- Dot said she'd hide
All the cookies in her safe
Combo- three dollars...

dont question me
or who I am
I suck at haiku
Structured and rhyme is my overall plan

well then, dont rhyme here
tendo has a thread for that
and I question you

Quietly talks with spies
Inciting dissent and chaos
Among the two groups.

Cookies is what it's
About... and that's all that counts
Cookies... Cookies... Heh.

In the final count down
It'll be my crew that lasts
Beyond eternity.

Much innuendo
Velikovsky wants cookies
Dot refuses him

hahahahaha
Velikovsky's rejected
you were just, DENIED!

I've had those cookies
Dot did not deny my need
Ah so sweet they were