My haiku stolen from Jon's sig

"You've got red on you."
Must Drink Pepsi, Rayne Says So.....
"Stop whimpering...."-Rayne

haha dot funny
make haiku from my siggy
i shall do the same

mostly nice, kick ass
Dot comic strip dodge kick Bob
smile and nod, cheese

kis broke my poor heart
her little lamb was named dot
but no more, no more....

kis is evil girl
My bike she has now, and flaunts
She should stick to sheep

Fret not dear Subby
your virgin squirrel loves you
now climb, you devil !

ring ring goes the bell
My bike is a real blinder
sticking to sheep sucks

skata kefali
kefe, and pa uelo
tui lo muli

Yasou ti kanis
It means "Hello how are you"
This is for Kismit

a creeping feeling
our love, but a metaphor
will it ever grow

the latest in, Random Blurps of Emotional Vampire Goodness

Kia-ora Dot
ka pai aroha Dot
Yasou farewell too.


I think Moe sweared in Hawian

I cant speak that stuff
Shall stick to what i do best
How you doin kis

Kismit is cracker
a bonza sheila-roo I
Australian friend

You bloody beauty
True blue sheila you are Kis
umm... digeridoo

the cheat has been gone
it seems like quite a long time
but i never left

lots of catching up
i am so behind on things
read lots of new posts

the testosterone
runs high, in the other thread
here it is peaceful

Still at work though all
others are gone. Tendo told
scary stories.

Murder and mayham
await in lonely office.
Eeeek what was that noise!?!?

Haiku is soothing
IT brings peace to my body.
Like hugs from a freind

Yo nececito
los gatos pour camisa
pour favor.........ole.............

contradicting text
a never ending debate
stupid pointless crap

Snuffypuffer man
The grooviest of all Snuffs
We love him greatly.

kismit rings bike bell
Moe sitting on handle bars
we wave at subby

Subby, sweet torture
Does my heart good to hear such sounds
No bike for you, man.

groovy jazzed swellness
handle bars wiggle my groove
we wave to subby

Oh bikeless Subby
Will you not learn to hide your things
So they aren't stolen?

You people are sick
Rubbing my nose into dirt
Hope you fall off soon

Randomly Random
Randomness in it's finest
Randominium

Elevation Change
Walking Upstairs changes lots
dizzyness abound

Right now writing words
I'm pondering next good line
simple haiku stuff

Tis a bright classroom
Too many Halogen lights
getting headache quick

Banter, Bare, Becloud
Beleager, Belie, Becloud
Buffoon, Beseech, "B's"

Twas sleeping in class
stupid food makes me tired
it's hard to fight sleep

annoying binder
it's black with other colors
stupid peice of crap

Dark, Gloomy, Rainy
the colors washing away
never to come back

so very tired
just want to go back to bed
but now go to work

Dot, subby is sad
Please get some sleep tonight dear
you do need to rest

ok heres my first haiku

Jon is weird but fun
he makes great sigs with pleasure
but he is still weird!

is that right?

Yes, KT, thats right
making haikus is easy
its a good one too

Subby don't be sad
on account of Dot. There is
no need Dot's groovy.

A new haiku-er
KT once called KTO
This is grand indeed.

actually, Dot
it was KT0 no
KTO haha

Snuffy my dearest
You are indeed grooviest.
This I say in truth

Once had a brother
I called him brat yes indeed
Pfft, yes I say pfft!

ocelab my friend
tonight I will ponder jung
and shadow archtypes

Dotty's on a roll
on and on she will go too
forever....and such

dancing round the room
High as a kite on life now
Love has powered me

the big fat spider
Shelob I called her, did come
inside my house, squish

O' dance, subby dance!
Just not naked in the night.
T'will land you in jail.

Fine to tell me NOW
This information would of
been useful before

Had you asked of Dot
if naked jiggle dancing
was good. She'd say no

Dot you are wise yes
I should ask you in future
Now where are my pants

Your pants? oh dear me
I gave them to charity
did you want them back?

I guess not then dot
However removing that
stain will be murder

Sub what did you do?
To stain your pants so badly?
Perhaps "Shout" it out?

groovy goddess Dot
has a sharpened tongue and wit
dig her jazzy jive

eyeball rolling one
I groove to the jazzy tune
heard inside my head

beetles in nostrils
kismits ride made bug boogers
Dot can ride this now

Moe rode on Kis's bike
Poor Subby sulked all the night.
The bug it got stuck.