the bugs did get lodged
in subtemperal caverns
climb , fuzzy lumpkins!
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@ Moe I thought of posting,
then I re-thought my first thought.
I think that is right.
QUOTE(Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Oct 21 2004, 12:56 AM)
the big fat spider
Shelob I called her, did come
inside my house, squish
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Shelob I called her, did come
inside my house, squish
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Shelob is now dead?
The foul spider, Dot killed her
Is this a grand day?
tis grand indeed snuffs
but of the bugs in my nose ?
bad post nasal drip
but of the bugs in my nose ?
bad post nasal drip
I recommendate
A topical ointment here
Surely of some kind.
A topical ointment here
Surely of some kind.
sniff the jive ointment
into the nostrils it goes
AHHH ! OOOHH ! IT BURNS US !!!
into the nostrils it goes
AHHH ! OOOHH ! IT BURNS US !!!
Perhaps you should not
Take Snuffy's advice, it's bad
You've been warned before.
Take Snuffy's advice, it's bad
You've been warned before.
We dont understand
advice about no advice
large blisters forming
advice about no advice
large blisters forming
Perhaps you should place
Your nose deep within sweet pie
Would make this better?
Your nose deep within sweet pie
Would make this better?
blisters and sweet pie
do not minge with wholesomeness
we smell much tuna
do not minge with wholesomeness
we smell much tuna
I am always last....
Porridge is everywhere now
Where do I line up?
Porridge is everywhere now
Where do I line up?
You smell odd flavors
Minge much wholesome goodness, yes?
Sweet pie you're tasting.
Minge much wholesome goodness, yes?
Sweet pie you're tasting.
Subby your porridge
Is congealing on the walls dude,
You must be careful
Is congealing on the walls dude,
You must be careful
tis old pie indeed
down under porridge booger
from caves subtemperal
down under porridge booger
from caves subtemperal
Snuffy I shall be
Porridge needs to be just right
Or else not much fun
Moe your wisdom is
good in small doses my friend
like having measles
Porridge needs to be just right
Or else not much fun
Moe your wisdom is
good in small doses my friend
like having measles
Careful what you wish
Subby, don't burn your porridge
This would be wasteful.
Subby, don't burn your porridge
This would be wasteful.
but what is porridge
without a bearded axe wound?
ham, but no burger
without a bearded axe wound?
ham, but no burger
Moe...your words sway me
I follow everything said
Blind following dumb....
Snuffy I dont burn
Anything unless of course
You mean evidense....
I follow everything said
Blind following dumb....
Snuffy I dont burn
Anything unless of course
You mean evidense....
Hot warm tongue stuck on
an icey metal fence is
not good idea
an icey metal fence is
not good idea
tongue twister sandwich
lets make it from broken glass
dip it in porridge
lets make it from broken glass
dip it in porridge
The tongue is wonderful
You can poke it out at people
And it sticks to ice
You can poke it out at people
And it sticks to ice
cat swallowed Moe's tongue
then coughed up a big hairball
dont sew it back on
then coughed up a big hairball
dont sew it back on
Tongue, how I love
I wish I could hold you all day
You are sweet and damp
I wish I could hold you all day
You are sweet and damp
If you drink too much
the next morning it will feel
like your tongue has hair.
the next morning it will feel
like your tongue has hair.
sweet and damp indeed
like a limp noodle gone mad
wiggle my jiggle
like a limp noodle gone mad
wiggle my jiggle
Why do i cause pain
Screams and crying haunts my dreams
I dont want to wake...
All is lost for me
Never wanted blindness but
It now hurts to see
A love far away
Proves to be but a daydream
So far away now....
Screams and crying haunts my dreams
I dont want to wake...
All is lost for me
Never wanted blindness but
It now hurts to see
A love far away
Proves to be but a daydream
So far away now....
fret thee not subby
everything moves in circles
you shall have yours then
everything moves in circles
you shall have yours then
Poor, poor Subby, bro.
Your tired soul finds no rest, not yet
Karma will find you.
Your tired soul finds no rest, not yet
Karma will find you.
umm hmm lalala
blah hmm umm lalalala
blah bah hmm umm la
blah hmm umm lalalala
blah bah hmm umm la
ha ha ha ha ha
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
lol lol lol lol, eh?
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
lol lol lol lol, eh?
"lol" is three syllables 
hee! happy happy! hehe!
sorry, hypertext.
sorry, hypertext.
The younger brother
gets presumptous, indeed.
Dot calls the brat
gets presumptous, indeed.
Dot calls the brat
i dont take offence
as i know i was quite right
tis the life of thee
as i know i was quite right
tis the life of thee
no longer alone
in the dark I need not hide
found the one for me
in the dark I need not hide
found the one for me
Indeed Nik do tell
Of the one you found to draw
you from the shadows?
Of the one you found to draw
you from the shadows?
groo hidey hey ho
hidey groo groo hey hey yadda
Grumpy Stumples, yo?
hidey groo groo hey hey yadda
Grumpy Stumples, yo?
My bonza buddy
know all will be good one day
You deserve goodness
know all will be good one day
You deserve goodness
Hawk says I'm "grumpy"
Jon says I'm PMS'ing
But it's just a mood
Jon says I'm PMS'ing
But it's just a mood
to dismiss feelings
by P.M.S. is unfair
love crumpet moe-train
by P.M.S. is unfair
love crumpet moe-train
Lemony Snicket
He's a wonderful writer
Go check his books out
Lemony Snicket
Wrote, Unfortunate Events.
can you see? There good
He's a wonderful writer
Go check his books out
Lemony Snicket
Wrote, Unfortunate Events.
can you see? There good
QUOTE(KT @ Oct 22 2004, 02:55 PM)
Jon says I'm PMS'ing
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that i did not say.
nothing of that sort, ever
how dare you KT
Arsenik wonders
what are you talking about
please tell me people
what are you talking about
please tell me people
i dont even know
KT thinks that i did
say she PMSed
KT thinks that i did
say she PMSed
the cheat is so bored
oh, so very very bored.
losing sanity.
oh, so very very bored.
losing sanity.
Subby, hope you know
that i feel for you a lot
you are a good friend
and if i could, Sub
i would fly you over here
and party a lot
that i feel for you a lot
you are a good friend
and if i could, Sub
i would fly you over here
and party a lot
The trees are......ah screw it.Im too tired to writ poetry
Or even spellcheck eh?
the search continues
for a college that's jazzy
and has scholarships
my choices are three
all with complex pros and cons
how can i decide?
for a college that's jazzy
and has scholarships
my choices are three
all with complex pros and cons
how can i decide?
Very lucky am I
Dreams become reality
Oh...Much love to all
Dreams become reality
Oh...Much love to all
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