a snuffs and a moe
can make some groovy haikus
about seagull poop
Full Version: haiku time
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donkey has saved bear !
bear hugs for donkey now. /rawr
oh dear , gulls came back
bear hugs for donkey now. /rawr
oh dear , gulls came back
Tricksy bad seagulls
They shall have no slow targets, argh
We run for cover.
They shall have no slow targets, argh
We run for cover.
alkaseltzer. oohh
bane of gulls, we feed them lots
POP ! white feathers fly
bane of gulls, we feed them lots
POP ! white feathers fly
Coffee from Timmie's
Is how I start my morning
Thank Fates for Timmies!
Is how I start my morning
Thank Fates for Timmies!
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggart
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggart
Timmies and Jimmes
no match for seagull poo , no
umbrellas for all
no match for seagull poo , no
umbrellas for all
dot sits on the beach
laughing with delight at bear
and donkey antics
dot feels powerful
for smiting a foolish one
dot deserves respect
laughing with delight at bear
and donkey antics
dot feels powerful
for smiting a foolish one
dot deserves respect
big up, Dot. Respek
we have the same father , dig
pink lightsaber jive
we have the same father , dig
pink lightsaber jive
pink lightsaber jive
we have same father, vadar
yoda would be proud
we have same father, vadar
yoda would be proud
Dot is the dark side
Moe must resist temptation
Moe, there is no try
Moe must resist temptation
Moe, there is no try
daily corruption
Moe had his dose of this , yes!
now pass the dutchie
Moe had his dose of this , yes!
now pass the dutchie
corruption.s begun
there is no turning back, no.
what shall we do next?
there is no turning back, no.
what shall we do next?
got booted tonight
MSN does not love me
pfft! on MSN
MSN does not love me
pfft! on MSN
Noo ! why ! the evil !!
dot must hurry back. bear cries
camels, I giggle
dot must hurry back. bear cries
camels, I giggle
there is no logic
Janiel cant figure out
why MSN poof
Janiel cant figure out
why MSN poof
No, it is no use
Dot has been smitten by the
evil MSN
Dot has been smitten by the
evil MSN
Dot doesnt deserve
the MSN harassment
Poor poor Dotty sis
the MSN harassment
Poor poor Dotty sis
Dot is evil though
MSN must of sensed that
And booted her quick
MSN must of sensed that
And booted her quick
poor poor dotty girl
MSN is a meanie
do not listen to sub
MSN is a meanie
do not listen to sub
poor poor me I'm lost
what's this about MSN
*sticks head in a hole*
what's this about MSN
*sticks head in a hole*
Haiku does restore
some inner tranquility
five seven and five
seventeen is a
friendly number it revives,
grants serenity
sand between the toes
sorrowful is the gulls cry
this makes the heart smile
some inner tranquility
five seven and five
seventeen is a
friendly number it revives,
grants serenity
sand between the toes
sorrowful is the gulls cry
this makes the heart smile
KT you're a dear
Would you like to, could you please?
Help me smite subby?
Would you like to, could you please?
Help me smite subby?
frosty autumn morn
unsure how to face the day
yet all is now good.
cushions, chalkboard, chalk
scooby doo, where are you? Here
in my living room
unsure how to face the day
yet all is now good.
cushions, chalkboard, chalk
scooby doo, where are you? Here
in my living room
Smite Subby for Dot
I smack his face with much jive
We dance the Samba.
I smack his face with much jive
We dance the Samba.
groovy Dot haikus
bear digs kitty kat kandy
no soup for subby
donkey smacks , we laugh
shadows overhead. SEAGULLS !
grab kitty and hide
bear digs kitty kat kandy
no soup for subby
donkey smacks , we laugh
shadows overhead. SEAGULLS !
grab kitty and hide
No soup for subby?
Subby's on another plain
Being fed by love
Subby's on another plain
Being fed by love
Pay your taxes! Bum!
No soup for Subby, man, he lies.
Donkey sees the truth.
No soup for Subby, man, he lies.
Donkey sees the truth.
Donkey is wrong snuff
Subby shall not pay taxes
As i did last year
Subby shall not pay taxes
As i did last year
oh seagull rain, poo
hide kitty with umbrella
take cover Donkey!
hide kitty with umbrella
take cover Donkey!
big old brown bear keeps
kitty safe from seagull poop
Oh run donkey, run!
kitty safe from seagull poop
Oh run donkey, run!
for first time ever
jeceris here on weekend
on friends computer
signing off for now
to the bar we go with friends
kareoke now
jeceris here on weekend
on friends computer
signing off for now
to the bar we go with friends
kareoke now
Pay taxes, Subby
You vile cheapskate fiend, don't you know?
Can't run forever.
You vile cheapskate fiend, don't you know?
Can't run forever.
I am no cheap skate
Left my taxes in squirrel's
Other pants i guess
Left my taxes in squirrel's
Other pants i guess
subby tax dodger ?
subby must buy bear a car
drive off with kitty
subby must buy bear a car
drive off with kitty
Bear has a car moe
I save my money for the
Chinese giant toads
I save my money for the
Chinese giant toads
pretty lights dancing
aurora borealis
the sky was alight
aurora borealis
the sky was alight
we groove to this Dot
the eve of daughters birth
northern llights Moe saw
the eve of daughters birth
northern llights Moe saw
some voices have said
haikus are just wasted space
but, he cant make them
haikus are just wasted space
but, he cant make them
haiku soothes the soul
a tinkling waterfall
washing away stress
a tinkling waterfall
washing away stress
that about sums it
all in a nutshell, yes, yes
nutshells are cozy
all in a nutshell, yes, yes
nutshells are cozy
woodsmoke, crisp chill wind
morning has a bright clarity
goes good with coffee
morning has a bright clarity
goes good with coffee
dont wanna be here
stupid freaking school sucks lots
id rather eat nails
stupid freaking school sucks lots
id rather eat nails
Nails hurt muchly sir
I would not recommend them
Unless with ketchup
I would not recommend them
Unless with ketchup
Pie, pie, Snuffs likes pie
Do you like pie, my my darling?
Pie, pie, in the sky?
Do you like pie, my my darling?
Pie, pie, in the sky?
alligator pie
this is where the sidewalk ends
bet you're now confused
this is where the sidewalk ends
bet you're now confused
sitting here in class
chewing on a sharpie pen
red ink in my mouth
chewing on a sharpie pen
red ink in my mouth
rub pen on paper
wait till it gets nice and hot
put on techers neck
wait till it gets nice and hot
put on techers neck
Watching Janiel
Dying due to the sharpie
foaming at the mouth
Dying due to the sharpie
foaming at the mouth
foam everywhere now
i think i have to clean it
before i leave school
i think i have to clean it
before i leave school
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