/bear eyes light up...oh
The smell of vanilla is
wholesome and sweet yay!

frost on my windshield
digging in trunk, where's scraper
under my golf clubs

politically
correctness, drives me crazy
lets call it christmas

(just a quick rant here, but i'm tired of christmas being called the holidays, there's holiday sales, starbucks has a holiday beverage. enough allready, it's christmas sales and merry christmas, with all due respect to other religions and their seasonal beliefs, i will be off in december for christmas, not the holidays, don't shop at any shops with "happy holidays" demand "merry christmas" don't be afraid to say it. ....ok i'll stop now, just explaining my haiku....)

Donkey shakes his groove
Happy thoughts fill his feeble mind
Hits the pinata.

raincloud rain on Moe
rain kisses on our cheek yay
hits the pinata

go puddle jumping
in the rain drenched to the skin
hits the pinata

Snuffy gets one vote
Beauty pageant gives him no love
Hits the pinata

Snuffy do not fret
Tis a beautiful day out.
Hits the pinata

Go Go Gadget Go!
Snuffy is now in second place!
Hits the pinata.

dot chats a whole lot
then becomes a sleepy dot
hits the pinata

Sleepy Dot is fine, yo.
Gotta sleep sometime, me dear.
Hits the pinata.

What I wouldn't give
to lay my head down now, yeah.
Hits the pinata.

Sleepy Dot, sleep now
We don't want no grumpy lady.
Hits the pinata.

I'll poke you with my
stick...forget it, too tired.
Hits the pinata

Do not poke me, Dot
An eye pokin is not nice.
Hits the pinata.

No, eye pokin in
hobokin is not nice. No.
Hits the pinata.

pinata breaks yay!
Moe gets all the candy. BACK !
blow pop in Moe's cheek

Share! Moe you must share!
Learned this in kindergarten!
*holds pinata stick*

we scared by Dots stick
she stole our lunch money, oh
reeds in the wind, Moe

I'll take lunch money
and take your candy too Moe.
Evil Dot is back.

evil dot. is tod?
tod of the searing hot sun?
i'm just wondering

Moe grovels on ground
we beg , dont hurt us Dot , no
throws candy and runs

I want you to know
that not all is lost, for us
please don't break me

i don't want to run
but sometime you hurt me bad
and i still can't leave

if you only took time
to see me though this glass wall
you could only see me

sometimes walk alone
but i now know you see me
well you walk with me

i must take this pain
and go in the bathroom
and flush it away

Moe don't be scared, no.
I will share candy with you,
Your lunch money's spent.

/lattes ok?

spent my lunch money ?
im telling snuffy on you !
*sticks out lower lip

the lattes were good
poor moe your money's all gone
dot doesn't fear snuffs

Dot took Moe's money?
Now he'll have no lunch, bad lady.
Snuffs smites Evil Dot.

snuffy big brother
smites evil bullies , big heap
no woman no cry

Snuffy should not smite.
For Dot is wholesome and good.
If she shares the loot.

you smote dot snuffy?
dot takes snuffy's lunch money
goes to starbucks, yay!

ninja moe follows
hangs from ceiling , takes latte
disappears in smoke

now no loot to share
girty, no latte's, nothing.
o, what to do now?

ninja Moe giggles
we use blowgun. shoot candy
into Dots pockets

lollipops, gumdrops,
jaw breakers, pixie sticks too
Reese's Pieces, yay!

dont tell our master
ninjas cant do nice things , but
cant resist sad Dot

I have no haiku!
Words went up in puff of smoke.
Now I go to sleep.

Sleepy Dot be good.
Do not take lunch money, dear
Would share if you asked.

sorry snuffs and moe
won't take your money again
now I will sleep, 'k?

Sleepy time now, Dot
Sweet dreams and all that groovy stuff
Hope you learned something.

brat!

what mischief is next ?
we made big noise this time . yes.
hits the pinata

make big noise moe, oh yes
mischief makers moe snuffs dot
hits the pinata

blueprints we need yes
something jazzy and wholesome
hits the pinata

a plan groovy and
jazzy and shiney and new
hits the pinata

Let us build a fort
We could make it in the trees
*hanging pinata*

Moe in debt to Dot
we owe Dot 4 jinx payments
dont get distracted

all debts must be paid
or you loose lunch money
don't get distracted

Do not take lunch money.
This is not wholesome, not at all.
Why are you mean, Dot?

your messenger's broke
snuffs and dot are very sad

Why oh why, Moe, why?
Your messenger, it smites us.
This is heresy!