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Just keep the good stuff
Do a good job editting
Pray for a snow day!
Do a good job editting
Pray for a snow day!
so very weary
everything hurts...head to toe
I am one big ache
everything hurts...head to toe
I am one big ache
no snowy days here
curse my California home
improvised my speech
Dot:
I give some hot tea
and a warm, soothing massage
trained hands ease off ache
curse my California home
improvised my speech
Dot:
I give some hot tea
and a warm, soothing massage
trained hands ease off ache
A cup of tea sounds good
Had trouble sleeping last night
Up way to early
Had trouble sleeping last night
Up way to early
double shot goodness
we bounce up, down, side, side, bounce
lalalalala
we bounce up, down, side, side, bounce
lalalalala
we sit on santa
what pokes us ? a candy cane ?
you dirty old man!
what pokes us ? a candy cane ?
you dirty old man!
Moe is raunchy, yes.
He make's funny jokes, of course
dirty old santa
He make's funny jokes, of course
dirty old santa
Dirty old St. Nick
he sees you when your sleeping
rosey cheeks, he spanks
he sees you when your sleeping
rosey cheeks, he spanks
Santa is coming.
Hide the children in basements.
If he finds, things die...
Hide the children in basements.
If he finds, things die...
here comes Santa Claus
Vixen is pulling his reins
come all ye faithful
Vixen is pulling his reins
come all ye faithful
double meaning jokes
starring jolly fat Santa
thanks for the nightmares...
starring jolly fat Santa
thanks for the nightmares...
So to honor Him
Pa rum pum pum pum
Shall I play for you ?
Pa rum pum pum pum
Shall I play for you ?
Naughty Santa Claus
Come shimmy down the chimney
O Santa baby.
Come shimmy down the chimney
O Santa baby.
the cat caught the rat
whats that awful noise I hear
the cat caught the rat
(it really was a hamster
but I think I saved it - the hamster 
...this just happened 
)
whats that awful noise I hear
the cat caught the rat
(it really was a hamster
but I think I saved it - the hamster ...this just happened )
lalalalala
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
meh meh meh meh meh
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
meh meh meh meh meh
QUOTE(SerenitysRiver @ Dec 15 2004, 01:04 AM)
Dot:
I give some hot tea
and a warm, soothing massage
trained hands ease off ache
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I give some hot tea
and a warm, soothing massage
trained hands ease off ache
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That would divine
I train again tonight, body
hurts, but spirit soars.
Snuffy digs this jive.
Powerful comatose yaks
They do my bidding.
Powerful comatose yaks
They do my bidding.
Santa Moey dig
what do you want for christmas?
whisper in my ear
what do you want for christmas?
whisper in my ear
Santa honey, I've
been an angel all year, I'm
on the good girl list.
Santa cutie, there's
one thing I really do need
A vacation yeah
O Santa baby
please send me somewhere that's warm
Don't want to see snow
but Santa went bad!
imprisoned rugged hunchback
cat ranting wives mope
imprisoned rugged hunchback
cat ranting wives mope
A bad Santa Claus?
That means I've been good for naught,
Boo on you Santa!
That means I've been good for naught,
Boo on you Santa!
Boo on you Santa!!
earthy lemons fly, flustered
sailors defecate
numb piglet chops, mouse
copulates blue piano,
ape agonizes
earthy lemons fly, flustered
sailors defecate
numb piglet chops, mouse
copulates blue piano,
ape agonizes
Santa stole my lights
Off my shrubs in my front yard
I smite thee, Santa
Off my shrubs in my front yard
I smite thee, Santa
Santa, thee I smite
just Odin in a costume
crash and burn baby
Do not fear my words
feeling lonely this season
stress still follows me
just Odin in a costume
crash and burn baby
Do not fear my words
feeling lonely this season
stress still follows me
Groovy nonsense jive.
Snuffy brings the hedge clippers, time.
Sexy rabbit, chick.
Snuffy brings the hedge clippers, time.
Sexy rabbit, chick.
Santa slurps brightly
dimly, flatly, bees ignite
melting prunes quiver
snow swirling around
candy canes at santa's shop
santa is ready
candy canes at santa's shop
santa is ready
old chestnuts roasting
o what fun it is to ride
jingle all the way
o what fun it is to ride
jingle all the way
Thumpetty thump thump
Look at Frosty go, thump thump
Catch me if you can
Look at Frosty go, thump thump
Catch me if you can
Moe and Dotty9
ignoring me and saRa
wholesome? i think not
ignoring me and saRa
wholesome? i think not
said "we'll have some fun"
now before I melt away
down to the village
King of sinful sots
Your brain is full of spiders,
You're mean, Mr. Grinch
Your brain is full of spiders,
You're mean, Mr. Grinch
we must smite Santa
we saw Dotty kissing him
under mistletoe
we saw Dotty kissing him
under mistletoe
the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile
I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!
of a seasick crocodile
I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!
Cuddly as cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Boo on you old Grinch!
You're as charming as an eel.
Boo on you old Grinch!
MOEgo stick all gone
Dot wants no more lunch money
give back MOEgo stick!
Dot wants no more lunch money
give back MOEgo stick!
The MOEgo stick yes,
I meant to tell you 'bout that.
It is now mine Moe.
I meant to tell you 'bout that.
It is now mine Moe.
will Dot trade with Moe?
we have swirly bumble pie
we will melt away
we have swirly bumble pie
we will melt away
swirly bumble pie?
we will savour this sweet treat
dot will trade with moe
no need to thank us Moe
we will savour this sweet treat
dot will trade with moe
no need to thank us Moe
stressed out and anxious
restless for no one reason
pacing the sidewalk
restless for no one reason
pacing the sidewalk
pacing the sidewalk?
we dont do this anymore
dogs will attack us
we dont do this anymore
dogs will attack us
This Doctor Pepper
I have had so many now
Mouth full of sugar.
I have had so many now
Mouth full of sugar.
I am haiku-less
Bill the cat used to say ack!
this is my last line
Bill the cat used to say ack!
this is my last line
Snuffy's haiku jive
'members Bloom Country puffin
His name I forget.
'members Bloom Country puffin
His name I forget.
Dot washes off green?
we dont understand this Dot.
we dont understand
we dont understand this Dot.
we dont understand
lovely green facial
leaves skin tingly, soft and clean.
I'm a fresh faced dot
leaves skin tingly, soft and clean.
I'm a fresh faced dot
fresh faced Dot! We dig
we get fresh now like cave man
mugguh me hugguh
we get fresh now like cave man
mugguh me hugguh
cave man or cave bear?
"mugguh me hugguh" says moe
I forgot last line
"mugguh me hugguh" says moe
I forgot last line
cave bear pounce kitty
kitty faster. she dodges
we bump cave wall , ow!
kitty faster. she dodges
we bump cave wall , ow!
cave bear chase kitty
run, run fast as you can, eh?
before melt away
run, run fast as you can, eh?
before melt away
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