no melt away
we will melt with you , sweet Dot
maybe in Fiji

sitting on a beach
Fiji sounds lovely, sweet Moe
We'll drink lava flows

Lava flows jazz us
they warm us when we shiver
we are transparent

Alas, I am sick
on first of three Christmasses
presents and kleenex....

Oh, three Christmasses
Serenity gets them all
one for each household

O Dot shivers too,
a cold arctic wind does smite.
need conditioning

conditioning eh?
perhaps sweet something will help
lolipop swirls?

lovely and sweet swirls
come in delightful flavours
would you like a taste

Moe would like a taste
our mouth waters verily
we swirl our tongue

Array of flavours
To sample, raspberry or
Cherry. Vanilla.

~

Frozen metal pole
Wintry rite of passage, eh?
Lost my train of thought.


edit to change right to rite

Ever been brought to
thread? I hate this
Oh well a haiku

o haiku I do
random haiku me and you
maybe me alone

sarcasm, oh yes.
Tis a great way of life, yes.
can't live without it

Sarcasm brother?
I am shocked! No! No! Not you!
Mockery, disdain.

yes, it surely is
a way of life for me as well
as all my friends know




me no longer sick
done coughing,wheezing,sneezing
i rejoice greatly!

Ramadan has passed -
but the time of charity
is never over.

Hannukah is gone
but the spirit does live on.
Mmm, latkes are good.

Christmas sure is near.
I can't wait for the cookies
and shiny paper.

Now winter solstice
is upon us and the earth
is ripe with much joy.

Happy holidays!
To all I also do wish
a fruitful new year!

powerful gift; speech.
words be wonderful allies,
fearsome enemies

Grouchy Dot, you say?
She needs sleep, charge batteries.
Wholesome once again.

cranky and crabby
pfft ! harrumph, blah blah blah, eh?
where is pointy stick?

Pizza is good food
I like the kind with mushrooms
That's my favorite

A great addition
Is adding pepperoni
And extra cheddar

Pointy stick, you say?
I speak easy wholesome jive
No need for poking.

very funny guys

laughed to death with teary eyes

makes no sense harry hines

Snuffs, I feel too sick.
Wont poke you with pointy stick.
Maybe tomorrow?

...How do you write thouse " haikus"?

Sorry... I have really no idea

to write haiku jive
it is five, seven and five
syllables per line

No poking from Dot?
For she is feeling lowly, aww
Holds up pinata.

smash the pinata
then take all yummy candy
ask nice and I'll share

The white men comes
Do as they say in the song
Run to the hills...

Is that right?

Will you share candy?
Snuffy likes juicy gumdrops, yes.
Daughter we thank you.

not four, seven, four.
count five, seven, five; you see
syllables per line

Snuffs! The pinata
was empty. Tis a dark day!
Who stole the candy?

Empty pinata?
Why do you smite me, Dot? OH why?
I get no candy

Ok... I can try...

Gordon Freeman Hi!
Was that five and not seven?
I really don't know!

Ok... I guess this was also four seven four... Or 22 60 31...

Empty pinata
Do not blame this on dot. No.
Dot is most wholesome.




BPE has learned
about groovy haiku jive
five, seven and five

winter storm comes says
enviroment canada
this is an alert

Dot empties pinata
Freeform haiku jive
Causes Snuffy relapse.

Chocolate pudding, Yay!
Would you like some pudding, too?
I love this pudding!

Laughing hyena,
What are you lauging about,
Did you hear my joke?

Turn your lights down low
And pull your window curtain
Moon come shining in

Moon outside window
Pale wispy light, shadows dance
Across the ceiling.

sha la la la la

has a whole lot of blah blahs

is this a haiku??

Yes, but needs something
Inspiration, wholesome jive
Then, haiku master.

hey, snuffypuffer

challenge you to haiku game

you will look so lame.


off the subject now

just a friendly game: you me

ready to be beat?

Pie yummy pie pie
Eat the good banana pie
BPE has learned

A haiku challenge?
If Snuffs shall not then Dot will.
Battle haiku grooves.

canadian chick

challenge accepted but wait

two againts one fair???



daughter of the nines

softest things can be snapped: you

be honest with self

Snuffy accepts this.
Challenge, RAgin Cajun
Over Confidence.

Who will judge this groove?
A neutral party, we need.
To rate haiku jive.

For Ragin Cajun

soft is powerful
the core is immovable
external softness

without resistance
cannot snap like brittle sticks
am I soft? oh yes.

In the meadow we
can build a snowman and lob
hand grenades at him.

two on one not fair

dot and puff we need one more

this will be world war

The small brown bird hops
Lightly over snow packed earth
Skipping silently.