Harrassed for haiku
Will this be enough for Dot
Or am I lazy
Full Version: haiku time
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o yes indeedy
furlined leather wigwams
it is most wholesome
furlined leather wigwams
it is most wholesome
Warm wholesome wigwams
This makes my heart glad, indeed.
Worry for midgets.
This makes my heart glad, indeed.
Worry for midgets.
I am haiku-less
haiku is five seven five
I am haiku-less
haiku is five seven five
I am haiku-less
no, oh no no no.
Haikuless Dot is not good
How can we help you?
Haikuless Dot is not good
How can we help you?
a latte perhaps?
or some blackberry merlot
might inspire haiku
or some blackberry merlot
might inspire haiku
Blackberry merlot
Frozen, as you requested, dear.
Hope this helps you, yes.
Frozen, as you requested, dear.
Hope this helps you, yes.
Blackberry merlot
Frozen, is very groovy
yes indeed it helps
Frozen, is very groovy
yes indeed it helps
Yay we say to this
Frozen merlot cures malaise
Bite the dust, blahness!
Frozen merlot cures malaise
Bite the dust, blahness!
I want a drink now
I will have and ice cold beer
And a chocolate bar
I will have and ice cold beer
And a chocolate bar
Chocolate and beer?
Will you share, Girty? Oh please
I've been a good boy.
Will you share, Girty? Oh please
I've been a good boy.
Of course I will share
Chocolate and beer are wholesome
Makes a great combo
Chocolate and beer are wholesome
Makes a great combo
Poor lonely haiku
No one posts anymore
Where did you all go?
Five seven and five
I haiku and you can too
Poor lonely haiku
No one posts anymore
Where did you all go?
Five seven and five
I haiku and you can too
Poor lonely haiku
Poor Lilliputians
Nobody notices them.
And they are the best.
Nobody notices them.
And they are the best.
icy arctic blast
shivering in the north lands
this poor dot is cold
shivering in the north lands
this poor dot is cold
l'il Lilliputians
oops dear snuffs I stepped on one
I am so sorry
oops dear snuffs I stepped on one
I am so sorry
Oh no, no Dot no.
Poor brave Lilliputian guy.
He tried to stop Dot.
Poor brave Lilliputian guy.
He tried to stop Dot.
Oh...I feel so bad.
He was quite a brave fellow.
Now I will mourn him.
He was quite a brave fellow.
Now I will mourn him.
Why Dot, why did you?
Lill'putia is a fine land
Why you hate it so?
Lill'putia is a fine land
Why you hate it so?
No! I do not hate!
I was just preoccupied.
Now I want to cry.
I was just preoccupied.
Now I want to cry.
Dead Lilliputian
Squished under the boot of Dot.
May he rest in peace.
Squished under the boot of Dot.
May he rest in peace.
Tis true, I squished him.
Poor Lilliputian dude.
May he rest in peace.
Poor Lilliputian dude.
May he rest in peace.
Haikus now awake.
Although Jerry had to die.
May he rest in peace.
Although Jerry had to die.
May he rest in peace.
May he rest in peace.
For his sacrifice was great.
Haikus now awake.
For his sacrifice was great.
Haikus now awake.
Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...Tick...
Watch the clock, it spirals down
Tumbling around.
Forever it spins.
Flying without any binds
'Tis time, truly free.
Watch the clock, it spirals down
Tumbling around.
Forever it spins.
Flying without any binds
'Tis time, truly free.
A la la la la
long, a la la la la long
long li long long long
long, a la la la la long
long li long long long
pardon the delay
we squeegy random heads clean
they squeak with delight
we squeegy random heads clean
they squeak with delight
My nasty poo poo
Very very watery yes
disgusting poo poo
Very very watery yes
disgusting poo poo
its farkin cold here
stupid snow no school again
and i'm really bored!
sorry for absence
wasnt around for a while
sure no one missed me
stupid snow no school again
and i'm really bored!
sorry for absence
wasnt around for a while
sure no one missed me
*Yawns* forever bored.
Didn't do my homework, got
Grounded. Yay! Freedom!
Didn't do my homework, got
Grounded. Yay! Freedom!
poke my camel stick
dont try to take my pogo!
no need to thank us
dont try to take my pogo!
no need to thank us
Moe, Moe, where you been?
I thought you was dead again.
Thank you anyway.
I thought you was dead again.
Thank you anyway.
not dead yet good Joc
hooked on an xbox game now
Star wars KOTOR 2
hooked on an xbox game now
Star wars KOTOR 2
Damn video games!
They ruin one's intellect
But not Moe's, No, No
They ruin one's intellect
But not Moe's, No, No
Lotion, hand, oh yes.
Baby smooth skin we must have,
Dry hands not wholesome.
Baby smooth skin we must have,
Dry hands not wholesome.
we drink nyquil lots
we see a cricket glug glug
its so exotic
we see a cricket glug glug
its so exotic
It's been so so long
Since I read haiku right here
Yes- I'm glad they're back.
Since I read haiku right here
Yes- I'm glad they're back.
This is new to me
I'll just have to see
damnit i suck already
I'll just have to see
damnit i suck already
QUOTE(PsycicPoida @ Jan 27 2005, 05:05 AM)
This is new to me
I'll just have to see
damnit i suck already
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I'll just have to see
damnit i suck already
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this is new to you.
suck is really a ....strong word.
remember this rule
tis really simple,
in syllabic verse, just write;
five, seven and five.
QUOTE(Stewey1972 @ Jan 27 2005, 12:16 AM)
It's been so so long
Since I read haiku right here
Yes- I'm glad they're back.
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Since I read haiku right here
Yes- I'm glad they're back.
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tis been longer still
since you posted haiku here.
now where are the rest?
Janiel is here.
Always and forever, yes.
Five seven and five
Always and forever, yes.
Five seven and five
I see janiel's come
but will he post a haiku?
We will have to see.
edit: haha! you posted quicker than me!
but will he post a haiku?
We will have to see.
edit: haha! you posted quicker than me!
Yikes! look at the time!
I must get ready for work
not good to be late.
I must get ready for work
not good to be late.
You must go work, Dot.
I should go sleep, school 'morrow
but i dont wanna
I should go sleep, school 'morrow
but i dont wanna
Dot's made a groovy
discovery...but shh, she
will not tell a soul.
discovery...but shh, she
will not tell a soul.
Who will post haiku?
Who will post one maybe two?
Now its your turn. Post!
Who will post one maybe two?
Now its your turn. Post!
Bump it up...bump bump!
Banged my head got a lump. Bump!
I get the jump. Bump!
Banged my head got a lump. Bump!
I get the jump. Bump!
Dotty Tripple post
shame oh shame oh shame, dotness
stop this looney-ness
shame oh shame oh shame, dotness
stop this looney-ness
Pain in my head, ow
Not the voices, they will stay
School Friday? Maybe.
Not the voices, they will stay
School Friday? Maybe.
I do get it now
this concept be good to me
i shall do it lots
this concept be good to me
i shall do it lots
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