feels like 12 monkeys
do an unwholesome samba
on top of dots head

Donkey gets new food
No money needed right now
Snuffy, do not cry

Donkey is fed, yay!
This wholesomeness jazzes us!
Donkey smiles, indeed.

Moe has no coffee
we drink 10 diet pepsis
we pee lots and lots

dirty snow melts in
puddles-crocus pokes through
the earth- spring is near

Whalaheyahey!
Snuffy posts gibberish jive!
Has no ideas.

A lovers embrace
sensual light caresses
soft gentle kisses

o cheesey haiku
Moe shall swoon all with sweet words
sweet words , sweet sweet words

Ice cream, you scream. Ahh!
We all scream for ice creamy.
Wholesome screaming now.

I hear saRa scream
She screams I WANT ICE CREAM
How 'bout a cookie?

Wholesome cookie, yes.
Magic, magic, yes. Ninja!
Does the ninja scream?

wholesome cookie, yes
silent is the ninja's scream
does silence echo?

Silence is most heard
Maybe not to others, no.
Ninja screams inside.

the ninja falls to her
knees- tears streaming down her face
she is still deadly

Silent whispering.
Where are they coming from now?
They are from ninja.

the ninja moves like
a whisper in the shadows
swift and silent death

Silence, wandering.
This is how she moves about.
Beware if she's gone.

beware something ninja
Dot's confused, not making sense
she's now haiku-less

Sticky hot weather.
I'm all sticky and sweaty
Most unwholesome, yes.

Haiku-less is bad.
Dot needs cookie; coffee.
I am shaking. meh.

coffee inspires
much jazzy haiku goodness
that or some vodka

Coffee, coffee yum.
Cookie, cookie, cookie yum
Ice creamy Ninja.

saRa wishes to
post haikus about coffee
ninjas and vodka

haiku is

3 line poem.
5 syllables make up the first line
7 syllables make up the second line
and 5 syllables make up the last.

it can be about anything...anything at all.
e.g

'anything at all
is a potential haiku
just count syllables..' (lol)

I will start...


more sugar than sweets
always coca cola
refreshingly yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Theres a haiku thread in the writers/poems area.....

I have no idea
How to post a haiku right
Is this the right way?

As Subby said, this thread has already been thought of, and is situtated in the "Writer's and Artists Hangout" forum: linky

I suggest this thread be closed to any passing moderators...

this is a haiku
Moe is writing a haiku
possibly maybe

another haiku
why you ask? cuz its easy
we have no coffee

coffee adds much jazz
to a day that starts off with
a missing offspring

today heard a song
with melodies pure and true
sweet little birdie

Soft and kind whispers.
Shadows move from wind and trees.
Light mist barely touch.

Lil chili pepper
lets run away to Casbah
Come now we tango

my extra spicey
burrito of love drink some
of my homemade juice

no you're no Jesus
megalomaniac you're
no f***ing Elvis

what huh? is it? huh?
will you? how much? is it red?
and then Bob went home

I like Incubus
just one guiness. hold the cheese
well... ok. good point

At the cloudy sky
I look for some meaning
Lost to the dark earth

We see distant rain.
Clench our fists and watch. Closer.
Closer, the rain comes.

Stephen Kings, scary
work, putting smiles on sick
faces. Please help them...

Sweet wind quikly blows
by. Giant white clouds. We are
amazed, such beauty.

I am very bored
I think I will go play chess
But no one is on.

... But hey, my first haiku .

Dot will play some chess
Damnit Diebytheflyguy
You have trapped my Queen

I built a good D
But now need a little O
Where is the checkmate?

Dot stole my knight, I
now do not know what to do.
I'm scared. Will I lose?

few men left standing
DBFG what to do?
will Dot win or you?

tap Moe on the head
give us all your cold hard cash

O where is thug Moe?
We must see a pic of Moe
tattoo'd and pierced



Dot has 5 pawns, rook
and king. Diebytheflyguy
the same plus his queen

We miss posting here.
Dot, sleeping. It is late there.
Moe, sleeping. Come back...

Sweet kitty slumbers.
Silent stares. Softly snoring.
Sacred still. Same warmth.

Light laughter, listen.
Lightning lingers, least outside.
Life, love, lost, lonely.

I managed to get
one point in chess. T'was a draw;
Dot, I did my best.

Indeed Bei Shu Hui
it was a draw, however you
should have won that game