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perhaps then I will post some
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Full Version: haiku time
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Undefined beauty
Is within those placid eyes
Do not weep for me
Is within those placid eyes
Do not weep for me
Porkchops are frying,
grease splatters, sizzles and spits.
Never fry when nude!
grease splatters, sizzles and spits.
Never fry when nude!
never fry when nude!
painful burning will result.
be sure to wear clothes.
painful burning will result.
be sure to wear clothes.
The material...
It tends to obstruct our view
From important truths
It tends to obstruct our view
From important truths
Relinquish in me
What was once a great passion...
It's now my torment
What was once a great passion...
It's now my torment
Relinquish in me
Rest assured that it will, friend
I need to find a pub....
Rest assured that it will, friend
I need to find a pub....
Her voice eludes me
Yet her words are forever
A haunting dolor
Yet her words are forever
A haunting dolor
you all are cheating
be sure to read the first post
start poem with last line
be sure to read the first post
start poem with last line
Justcallmefox should
pay more attention to which
thread she's posting in
{un}holy-haiku
resides only 2 doors down
please pay attention
[edit to add]
haiku is easy
first line is five, then seven
and five for the last
pay more attention to which
thread she's posting in
{un}holy-haiku
resides only 2 doors down
please pay attention
[edit to add]
haiku is easy
first line is five, then seven
and five for the last
dot, always polite
with a friendly reminder
on writing haikus
with a friendly reminder
on writing haikus
jeceris, old friend
come and play battle haiku!
just like the old days
come and play battle haiku!
just like the old days
you're on! doticus!
work has become tedious
i welcome the joust
work has become tedious
i welcome the joust
this is most groovy,
but first dear old friend, I go
replenish caffeine
but first dear old friend, I go
replenish caffeine
you are addicted
maybe you need a sponsor
and not tim horton
maybe you need a sponsor
and not tim horton
addicted? well...yes
Tis no secret that I keep
Tell me one of yours!
Tis no secret that I keep
Tell me one of yours!
ran out to get lunch
todays addiction, a nice plate
hummus, tabouleh
todays addiction, a nice plate
hummus, tabouleh
Shwarma's on Queen St.
lunches, middle eastern flare
I love tahini
lunches, middle eastern flare
I love tahini
queen st. east or west?
the black eyed punks, standing still
streetcars whizzing by
the black eyed punks, standing still
streetcars whizzing by
Queen W. punks still pose
angry at society
one smoke between five.
angry at society
one smoke between five.
good one dotwe have no queen st
here in ottawa, bank st
but tis no queen st
(thank you kind sir!)
we have no bank st
peter, john, spadina too
but no bank st here
we have no bank st
peter, john, spadina too
but no bank st here
monkeys fill the sky
onion dip on the mantle
some texas hold 'em?
onion dip on the mantle
some texas hold 'em?
Bah! Monkeys you say!
The Earths mantle's unstable
Spoons on radio!
The Earths mantle's unstable
Spoons on radio!
spoons! yes nova heart!
romantic traffic, that's good
and , old emotions
romantic traffic, that's good
and , old emotions
romantic traffic:
cars lined up in darkness down
by Ashbridges Bay
cars lined up in darkness down
by Ashbridges Bay
These feelings I have.
Snacky Love brings joy, chilluns.
Donkey dances, yes.
Snacky Love brings joy, chilluns.
Donkey dances, yes.
romantic traffic
catching glimpses of my love
while pumping for gas
catching glimpses of my love
while pumping for gas
What is this you say?
Three dollars for a gallon?
These things happen, sir.
Three dollars for a gallon?
These things happen, sir.
snuffs now plays! hurray!
glimpse of love while pumping...eh?
double entendre?
glimpse of love while pumping...eh?
double entendre?
and..."pumping for jill"
favourite iggy pop song
also like, "bang bang"
favourite iggy pop song
also like, "bang bang"
Jimmy cracks corn. Bah!
I still do not care, Jimmy.
This pointless folk song.
I still do not care, Jimmy.
This pointless folk song.
now now dot, ease up
get your mind out of gutter
self service pumping?
get your mind out of gutter
self service pumping?
Self-service pumping?
Snuffs knows this far too well, man.
Father caught me, shame.
Snuffs knows this far too well, man.
Father caught me, shame.
ok! I'll behave
*mutter, mutter and curse too!*
See dot's being good
*mutter, mutter and curse too!*
See dot's being good
now just stay that way,
canadian female
all girls must be nice
canadian female
all girls must be nice
In battle haiku
Jeceris one, Dot zero
Corrected mistakes!
so what do you say?
play again throw and utter?
we'll call it part deaux
Jeceris one, Dot zero
Corrected mistakes!
so what do you say?
play again throw and utter?
we'll call it part deaux
i don't understand
why do i have one, you none?
but i'm game for more
why do i have one, you none?
but i'm game for more
dot forgot the rules!!!
first line has five, then seven
and five on last line
first line has five, then seven
and five on last line
see nhl thread
in hobbies, there's a good post
and it says, "LEAFS SUCK"
in hobbies, there's a good post
and it says, "LEAFS SUCK"
reality check!
NLL kicks NHL
butt! Toronto ROCK!
NLL kicks NHL
butt! Toronto ROCK!
yea, it's time is nigh
i cannot ignore it's want
so i search for lunch
i cannot ignore it's want
so i search for lunch
my lunch, it is done
the PBJ was quite good
i burp happily
the PBJ was quite good
i burp happily
who has seen the fish?
oh fish, fishy, fishy fish
wonder where he is?
oh fish, fishy, fishy fish
wonder where he is?
(first attempt, don't crucify me please) 
I once knew a man
He was quite a devil child
I ran away quick
I once knew a man
He was quite a devil child
I ran away quick
Wascally wabbit
wan away from devil child
weally good haiku!
wan away from devil child
weally good haiku!
friday slows right down
it needs to be 4 o'clock
it will never come
it needs to be 4 o'clock
it will never come
(lol I loved that wabbit haiku... too funny 
)
Listen to me all
My boyfriend comes from Venus
Now that makes no sense
)Listen to me all
My boyfriend comes from Venus
Now that makes no sense
Beyond my own mind
You are a mere memory
Constantly fading
You are a mere memory
Constantly fading
Heart of FOnewearl
it has no meaning to most
got 10 thousand kills
it has no meaning to most
got 10 thousand kills
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