You had me worried
Wondered what was going on.
It was pretty good.

i have gone insane
hearing voices in my head
now i must do things...

I will go insane
Birthday party 40 guests.
Hope it doesn't rain!!

too many people
i would go and hide somewhere
im not too social

I do want to hide.
There is still too much to do.
Pinata is stuffed

generic brand hmm
its water calleded refreshe
stupid name i think

Refreshe, refresh.
Cold bottled water, you say?
Does it have bubbles?

the funny thing is
that this refreshe is still warm
thus no bubblies

Bubbles are quite fun.
Like when they tickle your nose
makes me laugh at times.

out of refreshe
now i need to go pee pee
then ill be refreshed

notices pattern
in the people posting here
only dot and jan

BurnSide Posts Here too
He just had nothing to say
Haikus Challenge Him.

BurnSide is challenged
by their great simplicity
but he'll get better

the cheat posts here too
but hasnt had much to say
that can be haiku'd


my head hurt last nite
i could barely even walk
(no, wasn't drinking )

why does your head hurt?
did TC bonk it REAL hard
or does it just hurt

it just hurt real bad
i told her it was tight pants
she laughed at tendo

then she say lights hurt
too look at and stare at lots
i answer for TC

it just hurted
for no apparant reason
feels much better now

Creedence Clearwater
and chicken quesadillas
go well together

oops i am too slow
didnt see tendo's reply
but yeah, what he said

tight pants make headache
should go in world of bizzare
cause it is just wierd

they dont really do
only from old joke i know
funny hahaha

HEY! i only wore
those silky ones once and for
the sake of My Love

mmmhmm if you say so
but i know you enjoyed it
youre not fooling me

it was very soft
ill admit, but i only
wore them that one day

tendo? silky? what!?!?!?
wearer of silkynessness
how very silly

watching olympics...
synchronized diving is cool,
but the germans sucked

olympics boring
rather sleep or browse UM
i prefer winter

volleyball was awesome
you don't know what you're missing
I pity your soul

Snuffy stuffs some socks
Down his silky soft boxers
He likes making scenes.

snuffy, I do think
you must be compensating
for something; poor thing

snuffy, maybe you
should try some male enhancement
no need for socks then

Wow! Threads been busy.
While I was away today.
Lots of haiku-ers.

The party's over
Thank god no rain yesterday.
Now they've all gone home.

The food's been eaten
Cake and pinata are gone.
Yay it is over.

Tendo and Snuffy.
Silky boxers, pair of socks?
Don't know what to say!

i told you before
only once, and that was for my
dear darling rachel

not that i wore them
for her to see, i wore them
cuz 'twould be funny

i showed her i wore
them, but only the elast-
ic band. so haha

I don't mean to tease.
I think it is very sweet.
To wear your girl's gift.

couldn't we all use
some of that male enhancment
stuff anyway snuff?

But then again we
would all have huge packages
goodbye small pe*is

i admit that's quite
vulgar and sick of me to
say such things like that

my apologies
for i am only fourteen
a perverted age

once again, sorry
but i am having fun here
writing these haikus

It's easy to see that
You are only fourteen.
Wisdom comes with age.

Skill's what's required.
It's not a matter of size
As one day you'll learn

Enthusiasm
Enjoyment & endurance.
Remember these three

Enthusiasm
Is no problem for Snuffy
He is a puppy.

Tis true 'bout puppies.
Very eager they can be.
With playful biting.

Endurance for Snuffs
Way too much of endurance
Girlfriends very sore.

To please and be pleased
It is important, you see,
To enjoy yourself.

Snuffs enjoys himself
Very much, indeed he does
naked sweaty fun.

Now Snuffs tell the truth
'bout that pesky old sock that
was mentioned way back?

Snuffy's sock puppet
I call him Allowishus
He is my bestest friend.

A puppet you say
It's very fun to play with
silly sock puppets.

Puppets can be fun
But methinks the games he plays
are best left private..

sigs. they must be changed
resizing crusade begins
whenever i want

It's Six Feet Under
Snuffypuffer's favorite
TV Programming.

The subject has been
Changed by Janiel, from puppets
To resizing sigs.

i topic changer
beware of my awsomeness
incoherent thoughts