makes hyperness everywhere
but please jus beware
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seven pepsis yea
makes hyperness everywhere
but please jus beware
makes hyperness everywhere
but please jus beware
JOLT COLA A WASTE?
With 3 cups of caffine in?
Your pepsi is crap!
With 3 cups of caffine in?
Your pepsi is crap!
| QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Aug 16 2004, 02:31 PM) |
| Latte from Starbucks Really makes me so happy. Just fly 'round the room. |
With wings, I see how
Flying can come with such nice ease
But I have none here.
So I must resort
To other, non-magical means
To get that great high.
No Starbucks on Base-
Nor one in this whole town.
Not even Timmies.
I cry and I wail
Bemoan my horrible fate.
Doomed! Doomed! Doomed I say!
Can't leave the office
Just to satisfy my need.
So I sit and shake.
Shake, jitter, twitch, twinge
Counting down the hours until I
Can get myself some.
(Aside- dang my haiku poems are long... do I win?)
| QUOTE (BurnSide @ Aug 16 2004, 10:37 AM) |
| JOLT COLA A WASTE? With 3 cups of caffine in? Your pepsi is crap! |
my pepsi is crap?
i disown your jot cola
and i do smite thee
Draw thy sword, Pepsi!
We shall see what drink doth win
In a duel to death.
We shall see what drink doth win
In a duel to death.
challenge accepted
Pepsi versus jolt cola
a battle of doom
Pepsi versus jolt cola
a battle of doom
Battle to the Death!
For thy Pepsi can Never
Defeat thee might of Jolt!
For thy Pepsi can Never
Defeat thee might of Jolt!
the most pointless thing
that we could do on UM
battle in haiku
Thy Jolt will mich die
by pepsis bigger budget
and great awsome taste
that we could do on UM
battle in haiku
Thy Jolt will mich die
by pepsis bigger budget
and great awsome taste
I agree, Pointless
Yet it's suprisingly fun
If not challenging
If Bill Gates was pop
He would be pepsi cola
Evil, gross, fat and rich.
Yet it's suprisingly fun
If not challenging
If Bill Gates was pop
He would be pepsi cola
Evil, gross, fat and rich.
If you were a pop
you would be a jolt cola
old pointless and lame
you would be a jolt cola
old pointless and lame
ha ha ha ha ha
The hippy made a funny
ha ha ha ha ha
Just be sure to watch
That your hair doesn't fall in
Your glass of pepsi.
The hippy made a funny
ha ha ha ha ha
Just be sure to watch
That your hair doesn't fall in
Your glass of pepsi.
Reminds me of that thing
Called a "Battle Rap" right here
Insulting with rhyme.
Called a "Battle Rap" right here
Insulting with rhyme.
i drink from the can
i do not prefer cups much
so it cant fall in
make sure not to get
some of your old in your glass
dont want old soda
i do not prefer cups much
so it cant fall in
make sure not to get
some of your old in your glass
dont want old soda
That was the lamest
Bunch of lameness of all time
Hang your head in shame
Bunch of lameness of all time
Hang your head in shame
its lame or not lame
it doesnt matter much
no comeback from you
it doesnt matter much
no comeback from you
No comeback from me?
I called you lameness hippy!
Go marry pepsi.
I am the master ryhmer.
I called you lameness hippy!
Go marry pepsi.
I am the master ryhmer.
i think i will HA!
you master rhymer? yea right
im the queen of france....
BS has just one
thing he can use against me
but im no hippy
i do not smoke pot
or no gratefull dead for me
gimmie some Godsmack
you master rhymer? yea right
im the queen of france....
BS has just one
thing he can use against me
but im no hippy
i do not smoke pot
or no gratefull dead for me
gimmie some Godsmack
Why do you think that
All hippies smoke the ganja?
I know none who do.
All hippies smoke the ganja?
I know none who do.
all that i know do
and i know a lot because
my mom is one heh
and i know a lot because
my mom is one heh
Jans Mom is Hippy!
Burnside was right! Jan is a
Long-haired hippy boy
Burnside was right! Jan is a
Long-haired hippy boy
f*** look what i did
BS can laugh still damnit
im still no hippy
BS can laugh still damnit
im still no hippy
Burnside & Janiel you two rock!
rocking all day long
i got doom 3 today HA!
burnside i own all
i got doom 3 today HA!
burnside i own all
| QUOTE |
| again she does cheat cheat, cheat, cheaty, cheat, cheat, cheat damn am i bored huh? |
hey, dont talk about me when im not here
I dont read haikus
for two days,and you all add
five pages of stuff
the cheat is confused
which soda has won the battle
the pepsi or jolt?
in my opinion
nothing beats lots of caffeine
but pepsi tastes best
how is stewy now
does he have his caffeine yet?
or still suffering?
Snuffy is up wired
His head is all fuzzy and wierd
His butt molds to chair.
His head is all fuzzy and wierd
His butt molds to chair.
| QUOTE (The Cheat @ Aug 16 2004, 05:41 PM) |
| the cheat is confused which soda has won the battle the pepsi or jolt? |
BurnSide has been owned
Two pepsi lovers here now
against one jolt dude
congrats to my friends
for posting way more than me
go janiel and dot!
for posting way more than me
go janiel and dot!
| QUOTE (The Cheat @ Aug 16 2004, 11:41 PM) | ||
hey, dont talk about me when im not here |
A cheat he called me
But that's not so very bad
Have good company
| QUOTE (The Cheat @ Aug 16 2004, 06:56 PM) |
| congrats to my friends for posting way more than me go janiel and dot! |
um TC it is
jan-i-el three see? not two
but thanks anyways
once upon a time
a pirate took to the sea
pirates life for me
a pirate took to the sea
pirates life for me
someone is obsessed
with the pirates way of life
hmm kinda scary
with the pirates way of life
hmm kinda scary
arg im a pirate
i loot, i raid, i pillage
you watch out janiel
i loot, i raid, i pillage
you watch out janiel
My power is past
all that you can comprihend
My powers of dark
all that you can comprihend
My powers of dark
Sleeping pills I need.
Did I hear pirates mentioned?
My dead brain wants peace.
Did I hear pirates mentioned?
My dead brain wants peace.
| QUOTE (The Cheat @ Aug 16 2004, 09:41 PM) |
| how is stewy now does he have his caffeine yet? or still suffering? |
Stewey is rocking
Pumped full of sweet caffiene drink
Eight cups of coffee.
Did not sleep last night
Was up reading Stephen King
The Dark Tower books.
Read One, Two, and Three
Starting upon the next one
Soon I'll be caught up.
I love my coffee
Hold it precious and loving
Keeping me alive.
Caffiene! I call thee!
Life's blood from Mister Coffee here
We got new machine!
Only one bad thing:
My left eye twitch, twitch twitches
Back and forth, around.
To save my sanity
I can easily endour this
Oddity of body.
Imagination
In my minds eye I have seen
The greatest wonders.
In my minds eye I have seen
The greatest wonders.
| QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Aug 17 2004, 03:55 PM) |
| Imagination In my minds eye I have seen The greatest wonders. |
(Nice one!)
I blink my minds eye
and wonders change before me
what a sight to see
I think I should like
A little shop with used books
and a big fat cat.
Capuccino bar
is also a must. As well
Highspeed internet.
Add to that pepsi
Although I can't stand the stuff.
Doesn't that sound nice
It would be my spot
A haven where friends gather
and play at haiku.
Laughter would ring out
No harsh words would be spoken.
Acceptance for all.
The wordsmiths would duel
And then laughter would ensue.
'Til one was crowned king.
Tis a wee day dream
I had to pass a few idle hours
I think it'd be nice.
Dot xxx to all
A little shop with used books
and a big fat cat.
Capuccino bar
is also a must. As well
Highspeed internet.
Add to that pepsi
Although I can't stand the stuff.
Doesn't that sound nice
It would be my spot
A haven where friends gather
and play at haiku.
Laughter would ring out
No harsh words would be spoken.
Acceptance for all.
The wordsmiths would duel
And then laughter would ensue.
'Til one was crowned king.
Tis a wee day dream
I had to pass a few idle hours
I think it'd be nice.
Dot xxx to all
| QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Aug 17 2004, 09:13 AM) |
| I think I should like A little shop with used books and a big fat cat. (Please pardon my deletion of these stanzas- just saving space. - Stewey )Tis a wee day dream I had to pass a few idle hours I think it'd be nice. |
This is my dream too.
Been thinking how to do it.
And where to put it.
I've loved words and books
Since I was a wee laddie
Reading, reading all.
Great minds think alike.
Maybe Dot and I can start
A bookstore or two.
(I really loved your poem Dot
)
| QUOTE (Anakim @ Aug 17 2004, 11:08 AM) | ||
(Nice one!) I blink my minds eye and wonders change before me what a sight to see |
And blink yet again
I would see great blue depths
underneath the sea.
This thread is going
Much faster than expected
It's passed The Barman's
Much faster than expected
It's passed The Barman's
| QUOTE (ZaoFreak85 @ Aug 17 2004, 02:00 PM) |
| This thread is going Much faster than expected It's passed The Barman's |
Words tumble out fast
So often faster than light
It makes my head spin.
| QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Aug 17 2004, 05:13 AM) |
| I think I should like A little shop with used books and a big fat cat. Capuccino bar is also a must. As well Highspeed internet. Add to that pepsi Although I can't stand the stuff. Doesn't that sound nice It would be my spot A haven where friends gather and play at haiku. Laughter would ring out No harsh words would be spoken. Acceptance for all. The wordsmiths would duel And then laughter would ensue. 'Til one was crowned king. Tis a wee day dream I had to pass a few idle hours I think it'd be nice. Dot xxx to all |
could i co-own it?
it would be cool if it was
really real. uh huh
| QUOTE (Janiel @ Aug 17 2004, 04:34 PM) |
| could i co-own it? it would be cool if it was really real. uh huh |
@ JanielSince you asked so nice.
But you would have to learn to
make cappucinno.
that would be simple
just buy a cappochino
making machine HA!
just buy a cappochino
making machine HA!
the cheat has nothing
to say at this present time
yet writes a haiku
lava lamps are cool
wonders how they look when stoned
they are so trippy
to say at this present time
yet writes a haiku
lava lamps are cool
wonders how they look when stoned
they are so trippy
The cheat likes trippy?
That's very interesting.
Groovy, you might say
That's very interesting.
Groovy, you might say
bed time for me now
i have school tommorrow DAMN
12:08 AM
i have school tommorrow DAMN
12:08 AM
Almost time to go.
My work day will begin soon.
Wish I got more sleep
My work day will begin soon.
Wish I got more sleep
For cappuccino
Right now I would do anything….
Almost anything
I'd attempt head stands
Maybe a cartwheel or two.
Even dance a jig
Right now I would do anything….
Almost anything
I'd attempt head stands
Maybe a cartwheel or two.
Even dance a jig
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