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The Nameless One
Some basic superpowers

Super strength
Super speed
Super Flight
Healing
Immortality
Invisibility
Necromancer
Talking to animals
Telekinesis
Control Fire, Ice
Control Weather
Super senses
Shapeshifting
etc.............


I would control time, so I could become a rich SOB, then trick Angelina Jolie, and Evan Rachael Wood both into wanting my sexy body and each others sexy bodies.
Then I would just keep repeating the process over and over and over. devil.gif
Xenojjin
Im fine with what I have for the most part .

But I always thought it would be cool to fly .
Fenris
Healing..... its the one that would get used most and frankly unless others also had such powers and you had to fight against them, most of the others would be pretty limited.

schadeaux
I would have the power to delve deep into men's mind and bring forth the very essence of their darkest fears; to let loose upon this repulsive race called humanity the most hideous and vile desecrations of their own imagining. My power would alter the course of rivers, fell great forests, influence the tides, crack the earth and even rend the stars of heaven from their eternal orbits!



...or the ability to find that one dang sock that's always missing after a load of laundry.

Whichever is more practical. original.gif



aquatus1
Anybody remember the movie "Meteor Man"?

In it, one of the powers that the guy got was the ability to touch a book and completely absorb all the information in it for 30 seconds. If I could extend that time indefinitely, that would definitely be the power that I want.
The Nameless One
Yeah but I could do way more damage than all of you, because I could keep going back in time changing important events controlling time could lead to complete chaos.

I could go back in time bring myself back, into the future then go back in time again and grab both of myselves, and then bring them back to the future, and I could keep repeating this process until I have a billion of me.

Fenris
However of course, you'd probably promptly disapear up your own temporal anomaly stuck in a recuring loop whilst the rest of us move on it time original.gif
gufzoo
I'm with Xenojjin. Flying sounds like the most fun!
babyforrest
I choose telekenisis, for strictly annoying purposes. If I had the power to control time... I would never get my homework done (and that's a fact, I'm the world's worst procrastinator).
Angelfish
Me likey Fire devil.gif
moe eubleck
Moe chooses all of the above.

riotboy555
I'd want the power to read minds and the ability to control fire thumbsup.gif
pyro 4/20
grin2.gif i want to fly w00t.gif !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{wait air sickness} crying.gif
SerenitysRiver
I'm all about psychic powers.thumbup.gif I've always wanted to be a telekinetic, ever since I was a little girl. I've also created my own version of a "siren" in my book series that I think would be cool to be. She has minor powers for mind control and manipulation, using her voice as her tool, and she can experience the thoughts and feelings running through peoples minds, especially when people are emotionally vulnerable.

I've never really gotten into the whole flying thing. sad.gif
Dowdy
Shapeshifting and Immortality together would be cool.

If you want to fly just shapeshift into a bird and since you live forever, if you get bored with one life just shapeshift into someone else and live that life... thumbsup.gif
Mekorig
alter and control reality...nice power...i remember seeing it in x-men.
swagger
QUOTE
Shapeshifting and Immortality together would be cool.

Vampire my friend, vampire. oh but i must add vampires suck arse.

Me, well i'ed choose shapeshifting, or elemental control (fire ice wind earth). hot damn anyone know of any pyrokinesis links ?!?!? thx
kreestar
I think shape shifting would be cool. Then, you could turn into a flying animal and fly. thumbsup.gif
Falco Rex
I'd choose Invisibility. The most powerful SOB in the world is pretty much helpless if they don't know you're right behind them..
AztecInca
The ability to actually get the human race to do something for the future of our race and earth with all its inhabitants.

Being able to fly and having the powers of dragonball z fighters would be pretty cool though. thumbsup.gif
hunterkiller2001
QUOTE
or elemental control (fire ice wind earth).

Go Captain Planet!

QUOTE
I'd choose Invisibility.

Depending on thermal capability, this would be cool.


Personally, I'd have to go for Spider Man's powers. Nevermind the Wall crawling, web swinging action. I just want his agility/strength, and the little twist of precognition. (what's the sense of being agile, can't tell whats about to happen)



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Healing..... its the one that would get used most and frankly unless others also had such powers and you had to fight against them, most of the others would be pretty limited.


Super strength : Helpful with rescues, in disaster situations.
Super speed : The ability to quickly travel anywhere? Run on water?
Super Flight : again, a mobility issue, and perhalps usefull in stopping hijacked aircraft.
Healing: Nuff said.
Immortality: This would suck. I could see someone working 9-5 for the next 10,000 years.
Invisibility : Useful, but can you turn it on and off? If not, shaving will be hell.
Necromancer: Miss your Grandma? No problem! (aka, useless ability)
Talking to animals: Helpful for training pets.
Telekinesis : Theft/personal gain.
Control Fire, Ice : no comment.
Control Weather : Fix droughts, forest fires, flooding with a flick of the wrist.
Super senses: Meaning? ESP? Precognition? definatly usefull.
Shapeshifting: As long as i' not blue and scaly, i'm happy.

swagger
Necromancy a usless abality What ever! Don't you see the power in that, you could raise an entire army of the dead. Then once you have an entire army you enslave the human race and take all the pornstars and have your way with them. the end.
flyinghigh23
I always thought it would be cool to be able to see your dreams in a conscious state and sort of replay them over again from the night before only you could rewind them, pause and all that. I'd like to see other people's dreams too. And since I always dream I'm Spider Man or some superhero, I'd like the power to zap around like that as if gravity doesn't exist. The power to be invisible and reappear when I want. I'd want to lay my hand on someone and be able to heal them with just the thought. And all those other things you guys mentioned would be pretty neat too!! Maybe these things become reality when we die and leave the limitations of our bodies!!
Lottie
My fave superhero is spiderman but as I am a girl... hell I would be spiderman anyway. He has cool powers. I wouldn't mind being invisible, shape shifing and the super powers. In fact I want them all!!!! devil.gif
aislin
I a super imposed man
Druidus
My ability would be the ability to shape the fundamental building blocks of the universe however I chose. I would merely think of a reality that I would like and immediately it becomes real. Of course, this would suck for the other humans, just trying to make a living and then being sucked into a giant volcano (AKA My Sauna).
Great Big Sea
QUOTE (pyro 4/20 @ Jun 18 2004, 02:08 PM)
grin2.gif i want to fly w00t.gif !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{wait air sickness} crying.gif

Oooh! Great sense of humor! tongue.gif Anyway I love the power to be able to phase through solid matter eg: doors and walls etc. I would think that would be super cool! And I would love to fly and control the wind.
lucky
the ability to manipulate my DNA with my mind
and then i could have any power i wanted:)
Velikovsky
Mind Control.
Then I'd rule the world! grin2.gif
You all must bow before me!
bloodmoon
i gotta agree with Druidus
the ability to shape reality it the ticket for me, what you just shot at me? wow the bullets seem to be coming at you, theres a wall in my way, now its not there the possabilities are endless grin2.gif
_hAiLO_
Telekinesis cause I don't have to use my hands w00t.gif .
OneEye
I'd like to fly, but I'm afraid of heights, so it would be more of a hover.

Since I couldn't do that, I'd rather have the power to change the speed of time. I could make certain things go faster or slower, anything I want. I wouldn't want the time travel thing, because there are so many ways to mess up. This way I could move things around and move super fast.
tiddlyjen
To stop time so my bf and I wouldnt have to stop seeing each other wub.gif grin2.gif
sounds like lots of fun to me! rolleyes.gif
earthygirl04
Awwww.... you mean I can only pick one? huh.gif Ok, I guess I would take Super Flight, that way whenever I wanted to go on vacation I wouldn't have to pay for an airplane ticket! I'd be able to fly wherever I wanted and for FREE!!! tongue.gif
Dowdy
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Mind Control.
Then I'd rule the world! 
You all must bow before me!



YES, MASTER ph34r.gif
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