yeah you ass clown, we were just kidding.
no hard feelings man.

AH HES ATTACKING! *Raises the axe up* Dont make me use the charge attack!

lol that reminds me of south park.


'ITS COMIN RIGHT FOR US!!'

yeah! before he uses his rear thrust attack!

*Throws the axe in the corner* Oops sorry HD.

ah! that hurt! when i get this off im gonna hit you square in the nnnnuts!

Burns im almost positive that your wrightings will get published. they are so awsome.

I posted the first short first part of the 'MAX PAYNE' novel i was writing too.
I'm writing that one in the same style as the games. Narrated by Max Payne himself.

I'm hoping to get in contact with Ms. Stephanie Danielle Perry soon to inquire as to how she attained the publishing rights for Resident Evil.

It would be so cool if mine and j's and your got published. It would be so great. I could die happy.

yeah yeah yeah, it sounded bad dude. I mean, you were doing a good job in the novel BS, no gay intentions behind.... but it was funny

I'm still really confused with all that.

Shall we get back to the topic?

hey BS, if you ever get in contact with SD Perry, tell her im one of her biggest fans and that i cant wait for her Zero novel!

Comes out Nov 1st mate.

seriously? kick ass! i cant wait to get it. its gonna be so great.

Yeah.
And the novel for the first movie will be out soon too, although not by SD.

i bought the first movie novel a while ago. back in august actualy. also, the 2nd movie novel came out right along with the movie. i havent bought that yet tho. nor have i really started to read the first movie novel

If you talk to her can you tell her I said hi?

Hrmm. I didn't know the first one was out, my local bookstore 'chapters' told me they'd be getting the first late november and the second by christmas.
Maybe they're just late jumping on the bandwagon. Is the first movie book good?

like i said, i havent started to read it yet. but the actual movie part of the book doesnt start till almost half way through it. i know that the beginning is Matt talking with someone from the police station

Cool, i like that. Adds a little extra into the story. That's what i'm doing with my Novel.

you know what would be funny in a videogame bovel, if the author made it exactly like the game, like they told when they picked up n item and how many bullets they had left what their exact health status was....lol. that would be so cheap.

LOL!

Harry spied a pack of bullets on the floor. He picked it up and put it in his pocket, alongside his rifle, 16 medipacks, 4 plaques and iron pipe.

Harry hit the iron pipe approx. 163 times and now it has broken.

harry entered the room containing the first boss.

LOL

Yeah, that would be a pretty terrible book. Probably why there isn't one like that.

id buy it! just for laughs

There were a series of MARIO novels kinda like that. They were 'game books' and interactive. You could collect coins and stuff like that.

They could do that with silent hill and make like stuff flashon the pages while your reading and make all this funny noice.

LoL! I guess they could, but that would be rather difficult to say the least.

Yeah but imagine. Youdont tell anyone in the world and you release it. People are reading along and reading along THEN BAM a girl screames and they poop there pants. It would be great.

hahahah
how would you hide a complicated speaker device inside a book without anyone noticing?

Nano technolgy. Wave of the future.

To get back on topic,
Do you own SH4 or did you just rent it?

I borrowed it from a friend.

AH.
I was wondering weather i should even bother owning this one.

I would buy it when the price goes down. I really like it but you like it alot better without compareing it to the other games.

Yeah well i was thinking about how incredibly rushed it was, everything down to the STUCK Cougar howl the dogs give off when you step on them.
Maybe when it gets down to 30 bucks. Canadian.

You know what i did like about it? The bodies. When you push around an enemies corpse that you just killed, it acts like it would in real life, the limps are all limp and slide across the floor, yanno?

Yeah that was cool. My all time favorite thing about the game though is the axe. The axe owns everything.

Yes. The Axe was more pwnage than any other weapon.

Henry doesnt even hit hardwith it really. He just kind of flicks his wrist.

Unless you charge it. Then BLAMMO! And you're invincible while attacking!

Actuall the most powerful weapon in the game is henry's foot.

That's true. You can pump 20 rounds into a demon and it'll still get up. Knock it over and stamp on it, dead.

Kinda dumb.

Henry must really work out.

Locked in his room for 5 days, meh i would too.

Yeah gotta be pumped and ready for anything when there are chains holding your door closed. PS did anyone else notice the one chain come loose?

I DID!!! I noticed it after the first world.
I thought that maybe each time i completed a world another chain would come lose but alas, that was the only one.

i never noticed that. but i did notice that after every world, there was another handprint of blood on the wall outside in the hallway

Oh yeah i noticed that too.


Wanna know why? If you count them all before Cynthia dies, there's 15. After Cynthia, 16. After the next one, 17. After the next, 18. And after braintrees death, 19.


One handprint for each of the victims!!

yeah i kinda figured that