...2 Moltov Cocktails, 2 Bada Bing Bada Booms, 1 Untamed Retribution, 1 Mineshell Mayhem, 3 Boxes Festival Balls, 2 Thunder Kings, 4 Toot and Twirls, 2 Mighty Cobras, 3 boxes of Warheads, 3 Bundles of Thunder Sticks, 3 Bundles of Thunder Rockets, 200 Packs of Black Cats, 20 boxes sparklers, 1 Phantasm, 3 Apache Firedance Fountains, 8 M-45 Tanks, 20 - 4 Shot Mortal Shells but name of them slip by me, 3 Pyro Pandemoniums, 2 Rain of Fires, 2 StratoStorms, 1 Gatling Gun, 1 Blue Winged Willows, 1 Silversonic Warheads, 1 Missle Base, 2 Wild West and 2 Falcon Risings. Keg of Beer, swimming pool, about 50 drunk people.
What you got to cause some fires on the 4th?
Full Version: 2 Swarming Skeeters...
a 100 megaton uranium isotope Nuclear device which i stole from the former soviet union....
20 double mortars , 30 triple , 40 4 base . 5 mortar launchers with 5 people to light them all off at the same time . I have about 4 boxes of random stuff that are probobly similar to what you have , yet I havent gotten around to checking them all yet . 10 naked guys and about 40 naked girls ( I Put on firework shows at a nude beach every 4th of july 
) 60 2.5 ft sparklers to hand to all of them . There will also be a guy selling beer who comes every 4th of july as well with a whole trailer full .
So bassically I will be launching mortars and watching naked chicks stumble over each other
Only problem is someone always burns themselves with the sparklers seeming how they are both nude and drunk . I may just have to hold back on the sparklers this year ...
) 60 2.5 ft sparklers to hand to all of them . There will also be a guy selling beer who comes every 4th of july as well with a whole trailer full .So bassically I will be launching mortars and watching naked chicks stumble over each other
Only problem is someone always burns themselves with the sparklers seeming how they are both nude and drunk . I may just have to hold back on the sparklers this year ...
o_O why don't you just throw in some napalm aswell.....
>_> celebrate the freedom of your country by blowing up a small part of it....
>_> celebrate the freedom of your country by blowing up a small part of it....
I am sadly out of fireworks at the time. I used all of them blowing up my army men last fall and haven't gotten to a place where they sell them. For anyone on the east coast in the US, go to South of the Border in South Carolina. That place has everything...
so does south of the border of South Dakota .
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In Antarctica ?
i gots a lighter and some nasty gas...KABOOM!
im not so sure im gonna have anything at all this year 
. i might....hopefuly i will. a boy my age can only go so long without explosives!
. i might....hopefuly i will. a boy my age can only go so long without explosives!
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