make 'em up, look 'em, but the point is to make each other laugh...

Government Organization
Alone Together
Personal Computer
Silent Scream
Living Dead
Same Difference
Taped Live
Plastic Glasses
Tight Slacks
Peace Force
Pretty Ugly
Head Butt
Working Vacation
Tax Return
Virtual Reality
Dodge Ram
Work Party
Jumbo Shrimp
Healthy Tan
Microsoft Works

Military Intelligence!

There's a Kebab shop near where I live called....he he, you'll love this...




...Kebab Delight!

Now if that's not an oxymoron then I don't know what is

Strangely familiar

Rarely unique

When I was in the 8th grade, we had a subject called:

Current History

Anarchy Rules!

Business Ethics

Innocent politician?

Haha, it was on this great cartoon that used to be on - Buzz Lightyear! (trust me its great )

And the evil badguy's evil plan was to kidnap all the politicians and Buzz goes "That's not right, Zerg! Capturing all those innocent politicians!" And Zorg or Zerg or whatever his anme is answers with "Oh, that's so oxymoronic" I thought it was great. So not kids joke material.

Hmm that list in the first post is the top 20 of Oxymoronlist.com.

I suggested 'diet coke' for that site but it was never added, bastards

As long as we're bagging politicians ill add 'Honest Politician'.

Common sense ..

Freezer burn

Civil war

Almost perfect

Baby grand

Journalistic integrity

Good morning

So far I like Kismit's - 'common sense'....

Troubled paradise


Unspoken suggestion

Very little

Black light

Oh no !!!!!......... I been ..............Found missing

solid smoke
dry ice
living dead
cold fire (stupid thing is i've heard people use this one)

oooooo!

Small Giant

Jumbo Shrimp

Clean Dirt

painful pleasure

A politician over here once said "Disorganised Organisation"....

I dont think we ever let her forget it....

beautyful ugliness

conservative...-Bush
big oxymoron

good one

Dr. Death

We have a bar here called the Honest Lawyer. I think that's a pretty good oxymoron as well!

how bout military itelligence that's a classic

and I'm not much of a doctor

bush smart

is there a rule written somewhere that oxymorons have to be two letters?

you mean words? lol

yes, they are two words, placed side by side. They are opposites, yet together they have a meaning.

>_>

....yes, i did mean two words.

wait well what about "poor little rich kid"??