djdodo
Jun 30 2004, 11:55 AM
I got this by email (we sure get weird things by emails)
This guy, Mark Alister, spent actually 870,400$ for a Plastic Surgury that would change his face into a dog .. he loves animals and wanted to be just like his dog "Mojo" .. His wife left him after a week and he got fired from his job!
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PictureBefore, with his dog. Bottom right, his wife.
Picture2any info on this? and what do you think?
STIX
Jun 30 2004, 02:58 PM
its not working...
Falco Rex
Jun 30 2004, 03:01 PM
I'd like to see the pictures but I never, ever download files unless I know exactly where they're from..
Moonfairie
Jun 30 2004, 03:26 PM
What a stupid idiot F****man !
How can someone even think about a thing like this !
And how sad it is for people that have babys with this kind of distortion (I can't remember the word in English, but it's a misshape of the upper lip, the nose and the palate, the name in french is "bec de lièvre").
And he was kind of handsome before.
Loonboy
Jun 30 2004, 03:31 PM
eeejit
joc
Jun 30 2004, 06:43 PM
What would be even more bizarre is for him to spend that money on his dog, having his dogs face changed into his! Oh but that would be cruelty to animals.
And ditto Falco Rex...not advisable!
NirmalaMaya
Jun 30 2004, 07:02 PM
cleft lip. My ex had one.
Fenris
Jun 30 2004, 07:13 PM
Never seen a man turn into a dog...
But I've seen a car turn into a sidestreet does that count?
Falco... you and me both mate. Won't download anything from a source I'm unsure of..... I'm not that fond of computer viruses!
BurnSide
Jun 30 2004, 07:18 PM
Can someone just attach those images to a post instead of having them as download? It would just be silly to download them really.
Scar
Jun 30 2004, 08:26 PM
dunno what format it was in But its a bit messed up
Fenris
Jun 30 2004, 08:29 PM
Looks like a fake to me... a good one, but the teeth look 'wrong'!
A) I can't see ANY plastic surgeon agreeing to do that
Someone who WANTED to do that to themselves would more likely get psyciatric treatment than plastic surgery!
BurnSide
Jun 30 2004, 08:33 PM
If he was gonna do that he would have gotten the ears done too.
Bah, looks horribly fake. And stupid.
Thanks for posting it Scar.
Falco Rex
Jun 30 2004, 08:34 PM
Yeah, it does look a little too perfect and dodgy to me. But then, what's a guy with a dogs' face supposed to look like?
STIX
Jun 30 2004, 08:50 PM
*shudder* thats creepy, what a fool!
I pitty the fool who pays money to look like a dog!
moe eubleck
Jun 30 2004, 11:10 PM
Does he compete at dog shows ?
Great Big Sea
Jun 30 2004, 11:13 PM
Idiot yeah I would leave him or make him get his old face back! I don't care how much you love your pet you just don't go out and get a face like one!
Yeah the linkies were broken or something. Stupid really. Sure I love my cats but I would never get a face lift just to look like them! I bet the doctor(s) got into trouble for doing something like that!
doomgirl
Jul 1 2004, 02:13 AM
I can think of better things to spend that money on
Panthera leo atrox
Jul 1 2004, 03:39 AM
Woa, that's wild!
FLY SPITTA
Jul 1 2004, 06:03 AM
| QUOTE (djdodo @ Jun 30 2004, 04:55 AM) |
I got this by email (we sure get weird things by emails)
This guy, Mark Alister, spent actually 870,400$ for a Plastic Surgury that would change his face into a dog .. he loves animals and wanted to be just like his dog "Mojo" .. His wife left him after a week and he got fired from his job!
After
Picture
Before, with his dog. Bottom right, his wife.
Picture2
any info on this? and what do you think? |
How come I could not see the picture???
Britannica
Jul 1 2004, 11:12 AM
| QUOTE (Falco Rex @ Jun 30 2004, 09:34 PM) |
| But then, what's a guy with a dogs' face supposed to look like? |
That is just...WRONG!
The picture is a little too perfect looking, but I'm sure a plastic surgeon would do it if he had the money...
I heard about a guy who had his whole face tatooed to make it look like a cats face, and it said he was waiting to have a tail implant. It may have been some kind of joke though...I'm quite gullable
but I'll try to find out.
Britannica
Jul 1 2004, 11:22 AM
FOUND IT!'Tiger man' wants fur graft A San Diego computer programmer who has spent £100,000 on tattoos and plastic surgery to turn himself into a 'tiger' wants a fur graft.
Dennis Smith is tattooed from head to toe with orange and black stripes and his teeth have been filed to needle point.
He has also had latex whiskers implanted and surgery to his lips so he has a permanent snarl. He now wants a surgeon to graft tiger fur on to his skin, like a perma-wig.
Mr Smith, who has changed his name by deed poll to Cat Man, said: "I have a collection of old tiger pelts from the days of hunting. I want these grafted on to me. It will cost another $100,000 but will be worth it.
"When I have the coat of a tiger, I feel I will have reached my goal in life."
His fingernails have been crafted into sharp talons while his hands have tattooed markings like a tiger's paws. He says he feels like a tiger.
The short back-and-sides he sported at the University Of California has been replaced with a long orange mane. He has also swapped his glasses for green contact lenses.
He holds down a £80,000-a-year computer programming job which enables him to fund the surgery, the Daily Record reports.
He admitted: "Of course people stare at me when I walk down the street but that's the effect I desire. For so long I have equated myself with the tiger that I decided to change myself into one.
"It's the real me. So many men cross-dress without their partners knowing, or dress up and play cowboys or Civil War soldiers at weekends. Me, I'm a tiger all the time and I love it. I had my first tattoos done 20 years ago around my eyes and now my whole body is one pastiche of stripes and shading. I am really proud of it all."http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_365440.htmlKnew I'd seen this freak somewhere...
Falco Rex
Jul 1 2004, 12:28 PM
How can you have pelts grafted to your skin? Wouldn't your pores be unable to breath? Seems like it would cause serious health problems....
I guess his body would match his mind then..
Fluffybunny
Jul 1 2004, 12:35 PM
| QUOTE (Britannica @ Jul 1 2004, 04:22 AM) |
'Tiger man' wants fur graft
|
I saw a show on Discovery about this guy(and others). Very interesting fellow...Some of the folks that get these types of extreme freak-show makeovers generally do it to be the center of attention, but not this guy...
He seemed incredibly shy, and didn't even like the attention he did get. He appeared to me to be incredibly unhappy. It was very sad.
Mental illness seems like the most likely motivation for his transformation, but that would just be a guess on my part.
Ancient World Wonders
Jul 1 2004, 03:48 PM
| QUOTE (Scar @ Jun 30 2004, 05:26 PM) |
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WTF?! I've heard that sometimes dogs look like their owners at some point in their lives, their faces, but this is ludicious to actually make it happen.
The Raven
Jul 1 2004, 08:24 PM
| QUOTE (djdodo @ Jun 30 2004, 07:55 AM) |
I got this by email (we sure get weird things by emails)
This guy, Mark Alister, spent actually 870,400$ for a Plastic Surgury that would change his face into a dog .. he loves animals and wanted to be just like his dog "Mojo" .. His wife left him after a week and he got fired from his job!
After
Picture
Before, with his dog. Bottom right, his wife.
Picture2
any info on this? and what do you think? |
Let's just say the healing brush in Adobe Photoshop 7/CS can do wonders.
wcturnersr
Jul 1 2004, 08:39 PM
I wonder if he fetches?
Nikolaos
Jul 1 2004, 09:20 PM
There. He has an ear job, now, too. Do you want me to add fur? =\ lol
Ancient World Wonders
Jul 1 2004, 10:15 PM
Spock?
moe eubleck
Jul 1 2004, 10:59 PM
Dammit Jim! Thats a ferengi not a vulcan !!
wcturnersr
Jul 2 2004, 08:14 PM
| QUOTE (Nikolaos @ Jul 1 2004, 10:20 PM) |
| There. He has an ear job, now, too. Do you want me to add fur? =\ lol |
Can you take the dogs actual snout and add it to his face? I would like to see that.
The Raven
Jul 3 2004, 03:17 PM
| QUOTE (moe eubleck @ Jul 1 2004, 06:59 PM) |
| Dammit Jim! Thats a ferengi not a vulcan !! |
LOL!
How did you do that, did you use a smuge tool? It looks good, and you can tell how easy it is to doctor photos.
Britannica
Jul 3 2004, 04:54 PM
I'd like to learn how to fake photos like that, so I could mess around with pictures of my friends and stuff.
Joe013
Jul 7 2004, 02:18 AM
| QUOTE |
| "When I have the coat of a tiger, I feel I will have reached my goal in life." |
LOL! What a freakin wacko!
That's crazy! lol, most people want to be doctors, or senators, or maybe even the president, but a tiger? thats a little extreme...
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