I am the law!- Judge Dredd

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" Jack Nicholson in "A Few Good Men".

"That still counts as one!" Gimli after seeing that Legolas has killed that huge elephant

"Don't sleep with a woman until you know her middle name." My Mom (she had lots of bits of wisdom like this.

"The person you think never tells lies is, in fact, the best liar of them all"

I made that up myself actually!

"Coffee is not just a drink... it's a way of life for me..." Me

pain is temporary pride is forever

blessed are the ones who laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

"YES I AM GOD OF THE SEA PEOPLE!" ~ Cartman from South Park...episode....umm...errr lol i dont remember

last night I lay staring at the stars thinking, where the hell's the ceiling?

Check out the ones in my sig.

"If you die for smoking, you will have lost an important part of your life" Brooke Shields

The difference between pink and purple is how hard you grip. - Steven Tyler.

“If there is no wind, row”. Latin proverb

"I Am that I Am"-God

"Coffee should be considered female... It caresses my throat with soft kisses of warm... and inspires my thoughts like a caffiene muse." Me

Aha!

"This cave is not a natural formation..."
-Cortana

nice to see a fellow fan!

......someone built it.....

Skata! ( What Dot calls her work computer on an hourly basis)

"It's better to burn out than to fade away"- Kurgan from "Highlander"

"Sometimes I pick my nose. There you have it."-Amy Lee

lol where did u find that?!


The more i study the more i know
The more i know the more i forget
The more i forget the less i know
So why study? ~ my oxford bookmark lol

here

"I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get my mom to think I was dead and call the police. When she didn't, I would cry. I was always theatrical. I don't think any of my relatives are surprised. When we younger, Ben would come over and I'd come down the steps wearing some huge petticoat that I stole from school."-Amy Lee

took a look at your link Janiel...I liked this one: "I'm just a princess in a rock-star age"

Ben thebarman on martial (not marital) status....

Damn right, back in the old days I was known as..."The Crease!"

LMFAO!!!

stewey, i think kurgan is quoting neil young.

"hey hey, my my.
rock and roll will never die
it's better to burn out, than to fade away,
my my, hey hey"

Never heard that song, I only remember Kurgan saying it in Highlander. Regardless, it's a cool quote... not as cool as my coffee quotes though. LOL

"I worship only one deity... and Jaun Valdez is His name! Hmmm... Columbia Roast..." Me.

hahahaha... I clicked on this thread and my jaw dropped when I saw that.

I love Neil Young. And that song rocks too!

I am so glad to see this thread is still going.... just goes to show that Amby sure made an impact on this forum!

As for my quote of the day... here goes....

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. -- W.C. Fields

"The bitterness of coffee is the essence of Life... Love and Hope are the sugar and cream..." Me

Do you think I drink too much coffee?

You are not your (effing) khakis.- Brad Pitt, in Fight Club.

It has been said that something as small as the flutter of a butterfly's wing can ultimatley cause a typhoon halfway around the world - Chaos Theory (The Butterfly Effect)

If oppertunity don't knock build a door.

"do or die, or you know, just sit on the couch and play video games. either way your pathetic"-me

"what's the point in eating a salat and live til you're 90, when you can eat a donut and live til you're 80" --------- the banana pie eater! talking about dieting

I think that you mean: Why live long if you don't live happy?

well, it was the way you said it. Never mind anyway

vote or die~~~~

"I dreamt that i had to decode all thes files I got from you.
seriously there were alot of files to decode in my dream.
after I decoded them I had to post my results"-Dot9M (talking to me about her dream)

"i drempt that i was sleeping...wait when did i fall alseep....whoa"-Me to Dot9M in an attept to confused her

"you each write you own question and then answer it. theres no way you can get this wrong, because your asking the question. ask youself anything at all and then answer it. you'd have to be the dumbest people in the world to mess this up. *jeopardy music ends* and now lets see how u manged to mess it up."
SNL Celebrity Jeopardy

catherine zeta jones (played by lucy lu ): "alex id like to say hello to my new baby and wonderful husband. michale darling, if your watching the diapers are in the bedroom closet, and the baby's diapers are under the sink. i LOVE you darling."
SNL Celerbrity jeopardy lol
*dies from laughter*

"its no insult to say a dead man, is dead"

"LOL jinkies is a janiel word"-Dot9M

"quit ur lolly gagging!! SUMMER IS OVEERR!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! "
my uncle *sigh* what a great family lol he calls me at 6 am!!! and screams that into the phone!

"mgohdndfrod... coffee... bring it... now" Me in the office first thing in the morning