things are not always what appears to be. Yes.
Coyote true.

If you believe then you can achieve just look at me against all odds tho life iz hard to carry on livin' in the projects broke with no lights on....TUPAC SHAKUR

STAY!!!!!!!!!!! perth isn't that great. trust me, i lived there for 9 years. STAY IN MELBOURNE!!!!!!!!!!!!

"see that chick over there, i'm gonna tell her my name is beer. Then i'm gonna ask her if she wants some beer nuts." Todd off Scrubs

Mum - "heres your clean clothes. put them away now."
Me- "uh-huh"
*next day*
Mum- "I thought i asked you to put those clothes away"
Me- "yeah I'll do it."
*a few days later*
Mum- "Do you have any clothes that need washing?"
Me- "yeah. It's in that basket over there. *points at basket*"
Mum- "That's your clean clothes from last week."

Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
where is Jon?
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
bucking ?
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
lol
Funk Master Moe Flow bangs Jons buck
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
like a bronco?
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
lol
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
like a bronco in wild abandon
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
lol
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
yea
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
yea
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
wtf are we talking about ?
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
I have no idea

All aboard the moe train-moe!

"Stop, let's hold hands and talk about it"-GTA:SA Cop

"Die sexy prairie dog!"-Arsenik

sara says:
how about some cheesecake?
Seraphina says:
cheesecake leaves a most unusual taste in my mouth, but I shall have some anyway, for I am female, and it is offered confectionary

"Habit and routine have an unbelievable power to waste and destroy"- me

Give me a coffee and no one gets hurt- a bumper stickerB)

i made this up the other nite!

'moan and no one wants to listen, laugh and people want to join in...whats the better option?'

good eh?

well anyway im here to say woooohoooo to all you members for posting sooooo many posts on what i thoight would be a few posts kinda thread then vanish never to be seen again!

thanks people for keeping the glamness alive!

My Fav would have to be (my Mum said this to me a few weeks back) "Don't do anything I wouldn't do... but if you do name it after me."
A bit funny, but I just think it's cute.

I like the laugh, moan thing! Clever to make up... SOOOOO TRUE!

"learn from what you experienced" -me .. dono if some one else said that either

"Death is only the beginning..."

"Get that thing out of my face or I'll bite it" KT

i can't believe you guys would bring that up again

Shame

KT

"grr on you" - jamie

and no, I'll never let that go

" low and behold, this fell camel dost chaffe my monkey.. " - MOEism

"Santa hatigh" Janiel failed google search

"I'm going to kill you, then I'm going to bury you alive." Kelly on Married With Children

I'd like to see that.

"When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle." - Vector40

"Touch my Saturn and I'll kick Uranus." - California bumper sticker

This explains it all

Janiel says:
ASS All Star Survivor (TV show)
Janiel says:
SLUT Sport Luxury Utility Truck (large SUV)
Janiel says:
b**** Birds in the City of Hollywood (MTV Jackass)
Janiel says:
these are great
Janiel says:
BUTT Bathyscaphic Underwater Towing Trestle
Janiel says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Janiel says:
ANAL Aft Nuclear Accident Locker
Hawk7886 says:
"Wanna take a ride in my SLUT?"
Subby says:
"`The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Um, one drawback with that... the abbreviation is `CLITORIS' "

in 15 minutes, the average person can watch a quarter of 60 minutes.- an add on the radio

"Want to know something about someone then just wait, Cause Time Reveals everything" - - -> ME

Don't go knocking on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he HATES that- my friend

"Spawn pinky! Spawn pinky! Spawn pinky!"- Hawk7886

"A bit in a rush are we?"-Me
"No, I'm Just in a rush."-Mr. Mahoney (Math Teacher)

I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace: to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete.
Ronald Reagan
40th president of US (1911 - 2004)

The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we.... kill those people.

-Bill Hicks

" *rolls up her window* I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! NO>>>I-NO I CAN-I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!!"- me to my darling sister

I must sit down and work out how i stand.

amby© says:
ill maybe phone u one day dot
Janiel says:
this convo has gone a direction unknown to mankind...
amby© says:
or jon
amby© says:
lol
Janiel says:

amby© says:
mwahahaha
Janiel says:
im not a phone person
amby© says:
i phoned reese once and tina loads
amby© says:
my next victim will be....
amby© says:
dot
Janiel says:
AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
amby© says:
probably dot
amby© says:
mwahahahahahah
amby© says:
ill say hello dot this is your true love phoning
Janiel says:
ROFL
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
lol
amby© says:
and she will say hi oh beloved one
Janiel says:
you've been planning this for a while
amby© says:
and then romantic music will play
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
so why didnt you sweet talk me why you called ?
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
hmmm?
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
HMMM?
amby© says:
and ill say 'do you suck c***...and she will say yes and i will say mee toooo and then we shall not get married YET live happily ever after
amby© says:
THE END
Janiel says:

Janiel says:
thats one f***ed up story....
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
???
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
who???
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
wow amby
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
you sure have a way with dirty words

"Sometime at night, we can hear William Shatner singing "common people". We think that maybe he has been stealing our mushrooms."-Moe

Is that your real ass? - bartender at the club I just left

Me ' I hope no one wanted that pizza, coz i just had it for breakfast'
Angelic Vixen ' PHEENIX!!!!! THAT PIZZA HAS BEEN IN THE FRIDGE FOR TWO DAYS!!!!'
me- ' still tasted good'
Angelic Vixen ' What if you get sick?'
me ' atleast we'll know what caused it.'- me and my sister about the slice of pizza i had for breakfast this morning. with ice cream. and soft drink ( at 7:30 in the morning )

"We from the Dirty Dirty you shoot you be sure to get shot" -Juvenile

-I think I did well in my chemistry test . Look at my profile picture....

"We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be a real issue, it might not, doesn't matter to me. What matters is that if you believe in the sanctity of life then you believe it for life of all ages. That's what I hate about this child-worship syndrome going on. "Save the children! They're killing children! How many children were at Waco? They're killing children!" What does that mean? They reach a certain age and they're off your f***ing love-list? f*** your children, if that's the way you think then f*** you too. You either love all people of all ages or you shut the f*** up."
   
-Bill Hicks

"Hey, you know what I've never seen? A black chinese man."-My little brother

"Dodo you have until 31/12/2004 to prove that you are innocent and that you haven't lied about anything!!! This proof you get not only has to convince me but especially my mom!!! I am giving you this second chance and this time for you to prove yourself because i love you." - - - - - > ME

Why do cavemen live in caves?!?-a little kid!

What's fame?

Everyone knows ur face,
The world screams ur name,
never again R u alone~~2pac

Funk Master Moe Flow says:
my pants are too tight
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
muggah
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
o
Janiel says:

sara says:
Wow
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
posting haiku
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
yay
Janiel says:
why does moe wear tight pants?
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
moe doesnt. but Moe is not suckking in his gut
Funk Master Moe Flow sucks in
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
there
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
lol
Janiel says:
suure, blame your gut
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
lol
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
lmao
Funk Master Moe Flow blames bush
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful blames canada

"Ok, let me see you in the corset..... Good grief! You didn't pull it tight enough! *hard tug on lacings*" -- my friend to me while trying on a corset.

"We should have asked Sara what time the guard ball started...." *looks in car beside her* "Oh! Guess I should ask her now!" -- same friend

"DON'T EAT ME! I'm running away into the abyss!" --me and a friend about a piece of runaway food in Lucas' THX film....

"he didn't lag on me"-Dot

"Were you playing with my hair?" -Alea
"Yes"- me
"Oh...don't stop?" -Alea

(little while later)

"Don't stop messing with my hair!!!
....please?" -Alea

Where the heck do you get theese from?

No fairy tale for this young black male to see me stranded in this land of hell jail and crack cells. Selling my soul for material wishes, fast cars wishing I lived my life a legend more than lies and pictures. While shed tears share your sympathy. My young years spent burrying my peers in the cemetery. So heres a message to the newborns just waiting to breed if you believe than you can achieve, just look at me against all odds tho life iz hard to carry on. Living in the projects broke NO lights on.~~~~2pac

"She didn't even blow Willie right, he has one flat ball" - Sara

"she curls up into a little ball for protection" -Alea

"How much is the free.....? Oh."-- My friend about to ask how much the Free Gift Wrapping was.

"Wait.... There are girls in the boy scouts? Does that mean I can join the boy scouts?" -- same friend, later.

Me: "So, girls can join the boy scouts, yet boys who like boys can't...."
My Friend: "Well I'm screwed."