ironicly it was a woman driving 
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Driver doesnt have any cash, he's married! ~ a bumper sticker on a SUV that i saw on the way home ironicly it was a woman driving
ironicly it was a woman driving
You can hold yourself back from the sufferings of the world, that is something you are free to do and it accords with your nature, but perhaps this very holding back is the one suffering you could avoid.
-Franz Kafka
-Franz Kafka
Do not sit back and let everything pass you by, make the most of every opportunity you are given and always be yourself and speak up!
QUOTE(The Banana Pie Eater! @ Dec 5 2004, 03:23 AM)
Where the heck do you get theese from? 
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Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
-Lenny Bruce
-Lenny Bruce
"When are you going to get your priorities figured out and get married?" -my mom to me
"vous êtes plus doux que la sucrerie, plus féroce qu'un ours de grognement, et plus fortement que 10 ninjas..." anoymous
Dwaas konijn, de trucs zijn voor jonge geitjes.
-Albrecht Dhürer *not really by albrecht dhürer, it's a big lie.
-Albrecht Dhürer *not really by albrecht dhürer, it's a big lie.
"Forth Eorlingas"
Why is the sky blue?
"Because its sad its always alseep when the stars come out".... unknown
"Because its sad its always alseep when the stars come out".... unknown
"Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, startthef***ingsong, Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, Bounce."-Serj Tankian (Vocalist for System of a Down)
I don't know where your from, but out here we ride. So if ya scared of conflict don't come outside.
LLOYD BANKS
LLOYD BANKS
"gina made my hair tasted good"- saRa
" lumpy and greasy is the loaf of meat / we rotate" - MOEism
Thats it...no nakedness for you again - subby
"do u know how much aztec is gonna kill me"- Tiddlyjen
^ oh dear 
- me
- me
"maintain discipline!" - elite from game
coyote roars:
coyote roars:
I have Subby's wallet. -Snuffypuffer
"There's always time for lubricant." Orlando Jones in the movie Evolution 
" there always time to lubricate Orlando Jones "
"Moe...Leave Orlando Jones alone..."
QUOTE(moe eubleck @ Dec 6 2004, 12:23 AM)
" there always time to lubricate Orlando Jones "
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Very interesting! *thinking more dirty thoughts*
"Girty's mind is dirtier then the language in a south park movie" - 
ummmm, thank you? 
QUOTE(Janiel @ Dec 6 2004, 12:10 AM)
QUOTE(The Banana Pie Eater! @ Dec 5 2004, 03:23 AM)
Where the heck do you get theese from?
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That's what I thought... Got to be sure!
Genius is 1 per cent inspiration, 99 per cent perspiration-Thomas Edison!
The best things in life are free (plus shipping and handling)-teeshirthell.com
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely-Lord Acton!
"i'm kicking names, and taking ass...oh wait...""-GTA:SA cop
Take me drunk, I'm home!- unknown
Ever felt you've had better conversations with a bowl of alphabet soup?- my homepage
" You may take our lives, but you will never take our MOEness !! "
"the inclusion of an angry gnome guarantees the commercial viability of whatever birthday thread said angry gnome appears in. With said inclusion, the after-market value of Mekorig's thread will increase exponentially" - snuffypuffer
"I got white stuff on my pants" - Janiel
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"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved." --Attorney General John Ashcroft, upon resigning
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"I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality." --President Bush
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To die for the revolution is a one-shot deal; to live for the revolution means taking on the more difficult commitment of changing our day-to-day life patterns.
-Frances M. Beal
-Frances M. Beal
"Happy Holidays!!!" -me
"I am so unbelievably confused it's kinda frightening...." - me
"Sorry hun, I can't talk right now. My hands are busy." - me
friend: "I just passed by a gay person, but I have no clue who they were."
me: "What?"
"Wow.... if we were drunk, I could just see us sprawled by some gutter, trying to sing the Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme and trashing it completely..." -me
"Sorry hun, I can't talk right now. My hands are busy." - me
friend: "I just passed by a gay person, but I have no clue who they were."
me: "What?"
"Wow.... if we were drunk, I could just see us sprawled by some gutter, trying to sing the Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme and trashing it completely..." -me
QUOTE(Arsenik @ Dec 7 2004, 12:51 AM)
"I got white stuff on my pants" - Janiel
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-Arsenik
QUOTE(snuffypuffer @ Dec 6 2004, 05:52 PM)
QUOTE(Arsenik @ Dec 7 2004, 12:51 AM)
"I got white stuff on my pants" - Janiel
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-Arsenik
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-Snuffy
me- "It's not hotmail. it's a forum."my teacher- "Oh, splitting hairs now are we?!?"
me- "no, there's just a difference between hotmail and a forum about the unexplained." -- me and my teacher, argueing about me being on UM during clas
"i do not wish to peer upon moe's fun bits"
-roy
-roy
((total shock) me on hearing that a year 7 wants to take my seat on the school bus)
"OI! midget, go tell the other midget to shut the door"- me ordering year 7's around. "'STEVE!' said Eddie in a manner suggesting shock." - narrator of 'The Cheese Family' off a website lol
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you're going. You've gone for ages, you've already gone, you're still here, just arrived, haven't even met you yet. It all depends on who you are and how you look at it. Strange
from my absolute favourite tv show.( makes perfect sense to me.)
"Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics: Even if you win, you're still retarded"- MHX
THINGS THAT MAKE HEARTS BREAK~
pretty smiles
deceiving laughs
and people whop dream with their eyes open
lonely children
unanswered cries
and souls who have given up hoping
The other thing that breaks hearts
R fairy tales that never come true
and selfish people who lie 2 me
selfish people just like you~~Tupac Shakur
1971-1996
"Hey mom, I'm pretty good at talking to drunks."
"Oh that's good... wait what?" - hawk
"Oh that's good... wait what?" - hawk
"nothing wrong with a little healthy narcisim " - Kismit
I'm pretty sure that D12 have said this one before... But I'm do it anyway: Live by the gun. Die by the gun
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