"I've touched many a dirty things, this floor is nothing."-Arsenik

To believe is to know you believe, and to know you believe is not to believe.

-Jean-Paul Sartre

"Moe, your liability is the most confusing thing I have come upon.
You are truthful yet not at the same time, good grief, you make my head spin.."
- Draco5832000

"I feel bone!''-Aja

A donut is not worth to fight for if it don't have chocolate cover!-me

"why nikky, do you smoke pot?"-another girl
"no i just buy it"-nikky
" wait i do.... sorry i was zoning" nikky

It is necessary only for a good man to do nothing for evil to triumph!-Edmund burke!

oh good, my dogs found the chainsaw - lilo from lilo and stitch!

Monkeys stole my nickname-Tiddlyjen!

"I'm chewing on my leather"-Arsenik

“No matter how hard I try, I can never get Hawk up. I even tried sitting on him, and that didn’t even get him up.” - KT

^ could be taken the wrong way - me

that's right, pout.

"I feel like a dirty gnome" -anon

"Call your brother a weasel" -KT

"the popular delusions and the madness of crowds"-Dot

"I would have unlimited (unless they run out)"-saRa

"I should really hurt Janiel....

eh...maybe tomorrow" -me

"can you hear the finger flip off?" -Janiel

"I...can't...get it....out if the hole..."-Arsenik

"I can make red stuff come out the back"
"The plane is having a period" - Janiel

" I hope I've snookered them with that last post. I don't see how Moe can worm his way out of that one "

- Shadowsleet

"Mister! He tried to hiemlech me!"-aja

"I can't touch your tendon"-Arsenik

"Booze--puts the F-U in fun." unknown source

"Reality is not real."- Me

Reality is fake dreams are for real ~~~2PAC

"i will eat something....something....hmm what was i think of again"--> me when i am hungry, lool

My history class, while the class was trying to convince the teacher to postpone a test:

teacher: "You guys... I need.... What am I going to get out of this arrangement? What is my benefit?"

my friend: "I could give you a dollar....."
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My English teacher, on the topic of occasional sex being considered a health benefit in the Age of Reason:

"You know, to me... I just seems like a compromise between those who are really horny and those who just aren't interested."
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My English teacher re-enacting the myth of Pocahontas:

*using his best southern-belle voice* "Daddy, daddy! I love white men!"

Some of the highlights from Honors English, AP prep: teacher quotes:

"Honors students are still evil human beings.... they're just better at it."
"He gave me a bisquit, I gave him my body!" - (male teacher)
"My love is an unquenchable thirst! Oh man. Say that to your significant other and they will say 'Oh baby baby'...."
"Fardles.... that sounds like some kind of post-Taco Bell experience."
"Women are men with different plumming."
*sings*"As we work in the field with our daddy..... uhhh..... we are very very very very very very happy....."

"He was a pedophile! But.... he died fat and happy and famous.... THERE ARE EVEN LITTLE FIG BARS NAMED AFTER HIM!!" - me about Sir Issac Newton

In the end it will only take one!

'If you don't forgive in life, your a screwed hater" -me

" if you dont groove to Dirty Gnome you are a foul hater of hut" - MOEism

Do never let a cheese stand out and be old and warm... It's not wholesome-me

"8:10 The Jiggly Gnome jiggled, and a great star fell from the sky, burning like a torch, and it fell on one third of the rivers, and on the springs of the waters. "

-revelations 8:10


oh why !!!


the humnanity!!!!!

repent, for the time of Jiggly Gnome is near at hand! -homeless man.

" Jiggly Gnome sounded, and one third of the sun was struck, and one third of the moon, and one third of the stars; so that one third of them would be darkened, and the day wouldn't shine for one third of it, and the night in the same way. "

- revelations 8:12


woe woe ! flee to the two thirds !

O'Reilly 12:7, and lo, behold, children of Judah! Jiggly Gnome arrives like a thunder in the West, bringing with him plague and mutiny. His hands are like butcher blocks. His feet shine like unto burnished polystyrene. His beard is white as the new fallen snow. His love sways in the breeze like a solid candle of tarnished jade. Fear his wrath, ye mighty, and despair.

Tim Hortons 10:10 says this:

"And lo! Caffiene was created, and the Creator saw it was good. To bring this goodness to His children, coffee was then created, and the Creator saw it was good. Blessed be the coffee drinkers!"

Amen!

"haste is waste" - some car comercial

"Jiggly Gnome approaches....."-Moe

"How would a Jiggly Gnome do against a rabid lemming in combat?"- Me

"I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!" -----> me

"This is a shot gun here, sub machine here, and ak-47 there and a winchester sniper rifle there....so, you sure your kids would like to buy? This is Toys 'R' us" ---Hailo

“I think that drinking and driving is really stupid” - Brandon
“Alright, and what does that have to do with anything that we were talking about?” - English teacher
“Okay…uh…I think that the war is really stupid” - Brandon
“That was deep, very deep." - Joey

"if work is important, then why does it make me unhappy"

"I can pay you back! I always pay you back! I'm like a dog!..... who.... pays people back..... quickly..." - my friend and confused metaphors

"Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep"- homepage